A Editorial Wrote in Needle&Groove Magazine. Funny but True!!!!!!!!!!!

1. Just
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Promotion$
i$ the
Potion!
Don’t act dumb like you don’t think
or realize that Promotion$ are FREE! I’ve said it
“To Capitalize You
for years
Must Advertise!” But I see so

2. many rappers that are wannabe businessmen and
women thinking they know the whole Game and
can do it themselves and end up cheating only
themselves of the “Fame they Claim” and miss
out! It doesn’t co$t Radio-One money to buy an
Ad in this Magazine that is read by the masses
World Wide. But it does CO$T! It is about as
new Jordan’s and
much as the
that Fitted Cap you are
about to sport around
the city that doesn’t
have YOUR logo on it.
Treat and Cheat your career like you do things
you don’t love, but then again where is the love?
But will you let the inner demons go long

3. enough to rise which are the ANGER and
frustrations you have because you are not on
yet, or the HATRED you have at the other
rappers swagga? Last but least what are you
FEARing? That you’re getting too old to keep
up with the ever changing most significant
Movement of the opportunity to be whatever
you want to be all ages and races. But let’s face
it everyone won’t be Next or have the $kill$ to
make mill$, ask yourself did you give it your
all? Did you “Push it to the Limitquot;? Did you
advertise besides a few thousand flyers or
Postcards in a few places to only collect dust
try this: take
or??? Better yet
500 Postcards to a
National Concert and

4. pass them all out, and
then go back after all
the dust has cleared and
circle the venue and see
how effective your
marketing really was?
Being the Promoter for “Hip Hop on the 216
Block” on a FM Station also with the 1 week
archive that is uncensored and will air just about
anything for FREE! But I have kids ask me for
years why don’t we play their music? And we
do, but how would they know if they don’t
listen? What do you want me to do put it in my
cd player and listen all week like there is no

5. other music around? Besides I like Soft Rock so
this Rap Music is Strictly Business!!!!!! And be
We
too lazy to do their homework?
have ENTIRELY too
much music to be just
thinking and wishing
you would get on after
you gave me a burned
CD with no writing on
it or a play list. Come
on I never charge no

6. one; no payola!! I give
people I encounter a
chance but it’s on you
to call and REQUEST
YOUR MUSIC because
nobody else is even though you claim
“I’m the COLDEST!!! We don’t owe you
anything remember that!!! Now back to that Ad
this is the WORLDWIDE WEB and news travel
further than your MySpace and Face Book
pages. All I can say is that you are not the only
1 reading this editorial; no now it’s an AD!!!
Get it, got it now do it right; or look at it like
this, those new video games you are about to

7. buy with you tax refund is worth folks seeing
you! Besides all your homies have the same
damn game everywhere you go anyway! Think
about it!
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