1. Anna Pickard

2. a chicken

3. a pig

4. a cat

5. the number 12
12

6. National Treasure David Attenborough

7. a talking decimal point
.

8. WHO ARE YOU?

9. WHO ARE YOU?
And why do you have such a stupid job?

10. Me.
• Blogger
• Journalist (ish)
• Liveblogger
• Scaredy-cat
• Opportunist
• Games writer
• Professional speechwriter for inanimate
objects and verbally-challenged animals.

11. Glitch. A unique M.M.O.R.P.G (r.i.p)

14. How does a butterfly talk?

15. a cat (with thumbs)

16. managing
expectations
- Things people want you to
say
- Things people never want
you to say
- Things that you want to say
but can’t
- This is the internet. There
will always be some portion of
people out there who think
you are ACTUALLY a talking
cat. Don’t make them sad.

17. In an internet peopled by people,
everything needs personality
• Be personable
• Be interesting
• Be nice
• Be consistent
• Be friendly
• Don’t be overfriendly
• There’s a fine line
between ‘having
personality’ and ‘being
really really annoying’.

19. EVERYTHING HAS SOMETHING TO SAY.
YOU JUST NEED TO WORK OUT WHAT IT
IS. AND SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO SAY
IT FOR THEM.
IN A FUNNY VOICE. WHILE TYPING.
HONESTLY, I’VE NEVER DONE A
POWERPOINT PRESENTATION BEFORE.
SORRY.