2. OK, how do I get this
chick’s attention?
I know! I’ll try the old
“Sad Story” routine!
3. Hey Baby,; how
ya doin’today? Oh, I’m fine. My Mommy didn’t
have to work today so she
brought me here to the park.
Oh that’s so nice. I
don’t have a Mommy.
I just have a real mean
Daddy.
4. Oh, that is sooo sad. It
must be hard without a
Mommy to hug you and
love you
It really is.
Sometimes a
baby just needs a
hug. Sniffle,
sniffle. You
know what I
mean?”
5. Sshh, I know; everything
will be fine. I’ll give you
a hug and I’ll help you
find a Mommy!
Wow. It
worked!
6. So, How ‘bout we
start with that hug?
What
Hey there the…?
Handsome Boy,
Mommy’s back.
We’ll have to
thank Dani’s
Mommy for
keeping an eye
on you.”
Handsome Boy?
More like LIAR
BOY!
7. Talk to the
Awww, come on. hand, LIAR
Let me explain… BOY! I’m not
buyin’ what
you’re sellin’
8. Thanks Mom; What am I;
great timing. a LOSER
MAGNET?