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2. Breaking News:
NJ Governor Chris Christie
knew about the lane closures on
the George Washington Bridge
and he was the second shooter in
the JFK assassination.
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3. A Los Angeles judge ruled that
Chris Brown should remain in
rehab … at least long enough to
welcome Justin Bieber
and show him the ropes.
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4. Bill Gates is stepping down
as the CEO of Microsoft.
Now he can buy an iPhone.
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5. Scientists say mammograms
every two years, instead of one,
will save money.
Save it for what?
More drugs to fight erectile
dysfunction?
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6. Four people were taken into
custody on drug charges as police
investigate the death of actor
Philip Seymour Hoffman. Any
leads on who shot Tupac?
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7. The Vatican defends itself against
a United Nations
child abuse report.
Is that the religious equivalent of
"See, what had happened was…"?
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8. The GI Joe action figure
(a doll for boys) turns 50.
Does that make him old enough
for Expendables 3?
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9. On Flights to the 2014 Olympics in Sochi:
Travelers report that banned
carry-on items are still getting
through Russian security:
toothpaste, lotion,
sexual orientation.
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10. Martin Luther King's children
are battling over selling his
Nobel Peace Prize medal.
Are they too lazy to earn their
own money by going on
Dancing with the Stars?
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Welcome to Fresh Off the Synapse! My weekly wrap up of my favorite jokes and commentary! Sometimes the jokes write themselves and when they don't I do.@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
Welcome to Fresh Off the Synapse! My weekly wrap up of my favorite jokes and commentary! Sometimes the jokes write themselves and when they don't I do.@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
Welcome to Fresh Off the Synapse! My weekly wrap up of my favorite jokes and commentary! Sometimes the jokes write themselves and when they don't I do.@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
Welcome to Fresh Off the Synapse! My weekly wrap up of my favorite jokes and commentary! Sometimes the jokes write themselves and when they don't I do.@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
Welcome to Fresh Off the Synapse! My weekly wrap up of my favorite jokes and commentary! Sometimes the jokes write themselves and when they don't I do.@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
Welcome to Fresh Off the Synapse! My weekly wrap up of my favorite jokes and commentary! Sometimes the jokes write themselves and when they don't I do.@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
Welcome to Fresh Off the Synapse! My weekly wrap up of my favorite jokes and commentary! Sometimes the jokes write themselves and when they don't I do.@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
Welcome to Fresh Off the Synapse! My weekly wrap up of my favorite jokes and commentary! Sometimes the jokes write themselves and when they don't I do.@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
Welcome to Fresh Off the Synapse! My weekly wrap up of my favorite jokes and commentary! Sometimes the jokes write themselves and when they don't I do.@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
Welcome to Fresh Off the Synapse! My weekly wrap up of my favorite jokes and commentary! Sometimes the jokes write themselves and when they don't I do.@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com