The document lists various skills and activities that the author can and cannot do, including making a cup of tea, dancing, cooking, painting, milking a cow, knitting, counting to one hundred, and riding a horse as things they can do, but being unable to play tennis, swim, ski, play the piano, play chess, play the violin, roller skate, play golf, or juggle.

1. I CAN MAKE A CUP OF TEA

2. I CAN’T PLAY TENNIS

3. I CAN’T SWIN

4. I CAN’T SKI

5. I CAN’T PLAY THE PIANO

6. I CAN DANCE

7. I CAN MAKE AN OMELETTE

8. I CAN DRAW

9. I CAN COOK

10. I CAN PAINT

11. I CAN MILK A COW

12. I CAN KNIT

13. I CAN COUNT TO ONE HUNDRED

14. I CAN RIDE A HORSE

15. I CAN’T PLAY CHESS

16. I CAN’T PLAY THE VIOLIN

17. I CAN’T ROLLER SKATE

18. I CAN’T PLAY GOLF

19. I CAN’T JUGGLE

20. I CAN’T DRIVE A CAR