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  LOS PARTICIPANTES:




                               JULIO MARIO               CARLOS ARDILA LULLE
JUAN MANUEL SANTOS
                               SANTODOMINGO              Fundador y presidente del
Presidente de la república
                               Ex presidente del grupo   grupo ardilla lulle
                               empresarial bavaria




   LUIS CARLOS
   SARMIENTO
   Presidente del grupo aval
EMPIEZA LA SUBASTA Y LOS ANIMOS ESTAN CALIENTES TODOS
QUIEREN QUEDARSE CON EL BOTIN

  LA SUBASTA EMPIEZA CON 1.500 MILLONES DE DOLARES

    Empieza julio
    Mario ofertando   Yo ofrezco 2.000 y un
                      chalet que tengo en
                      Mónaco




                        Pero ardila lulle no se deja
                        intimidar por eso y pone su
                        contra oferta




                                        Pues yo ofrezco 2.500 y unas 10.000
                                        Cabezas de ganado que tengo en la
                                        finca
Julio Mario y Carlos tienen una marcada competencia.

Juan Manuel y Luis Carlos esperan pacientemente y
escuchan las propuestas …



                    yo ofrezco 3.500 y ahí esta encimo
                    CARACOL TV y el ESPECTADOR




                                             Pues si es así yo ofrezco
                                             5.000, el canal RCN y
                                             POSTOBON




                  Dejemos que se quemen
                  solitos jajaja…



                                                  Me toco llamar a
                                                  timochenko a pedirle
                                                  plata prestada
DESPUES DE CASI UNA HORA SE LLEGA AL LIMITE Y
CARLOS NO PUDO SUPERAR LA PROPUESTA DE JULIO
MARIO…….

                        Pues mi oferta es… 20.000 y
                        GRUPO EMPRESARIAL BAVARIA




                                         Ho por dios ….




                   Huyy paila Carlitos te
                   dejaron viendo un chispero


                                                  Jua jua jua
Cuando julio estaba seguro que el COLOMBIA seria
de el ocurrió algo insólito…..

Quien da mas… la subasta se cierra en 10, 9, 8, 7……
                       Tengo como
                       ganas de
                       cambiarle el
                       nombre al
                       país




                                        Juanito, venga chato cuanto
                                        tiene ud y nos vamos por
                                        mitades.. que dice?




     Pues hermano con la
     mano en el corazón yo
     tengo:
     7.000 que me presto
     timochenko
     Unos cuantos cargos
     públicos
     Y lo que me den por las
     joyas de clemencia
6,5,4,3……………

                    MOMENTO…. Nosotros ofrecemos :

                    *22,500
                    • GRUPO AVAL
                    • ACCIONES Y VALORES S.A
                    • 3 MINISTERIOS
                    • 160 CARGOS PUBLICOS
                    • Y EL FERRARI QUE LE INCAUTARON A RASGUÑO




alguien tiene una oferta mayor?
                 ·$%&/()=
VENDIDO…..

                    UN APLAUSO PARA LOS NUEVOS
                    DUEÑOS DE COLOMBIA….




        ESTOS PERSONAJES
        DECIDIRAN EL DESTINO
        DE NUESTRA QUERIDA
        PATRIA

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  • 1. Colombia en subasta LOS PARTICIPANTES: JULIO MARIO CARLOS ARDILA LULLE JUAN MANUEL SANTOS SANTODOMINGO Fundador y presidente del Presidente de la república Ex presidente del grupo grupo ardilla lulle empresarial bavaria LUIS CARLOS SARMIENTO Presidente del grupo aval
  • 2. EMPIEZA LA SUBASTA Y LOS ANIMOS ESTAN CALIENTES TODOS QUIEREN QUEDARSE CON EL BOTIN LA SUBASTA EMPIEZA CON 1.500 MILLONES DE DOLARES Empieza julio Mario ofertando Yo ofrezco 2.000 y un chalet que tengo en Mónaco Pero ardila lulle no se deja intimidar por eso y pone su contra oferta Pues yo ofrezco 2.500 y unas 10.000 Cabezas de ganado que tengo en la finca
  • 3. Julio Mario y Carlos tienen una marcada competencia. Juan Manuel y Luis Carlos esperan pacientemente y escuchan las propuestas … yo ofrezco 3.500 y ahí esta encimo CARACOL TV y el ESPECTADOR Pues si es así yo ofrezco 5.000, el canal RCN y POSTOBON Dejemos que se quemen solitos jajaja… Me toco llamar a timochenko a pedirle plata prestada
  • 4. DESPUES DE CASI UNA HORA SE LLEGA AL LIMITE Y CARLOS NO PUDO SUPERAR LA PROPUESTA DE JULIO MARIO……. Pues mi oferta es… 20.000 y GRUPO EMPRESARIAL BAVARIA Ho por dios …. Huyy paila Carlitos te dejaron viendo un chispero Jua jua jua
  • 5. Cuando julio estaba seguro que el COLOMBIA seria de el ocurrió algo insólito….. Quien da mas… la subasta se cierra en 10, 9, 8, 7…… Tengo como ganas de cambiarle el nombre al país Juanito, venga chato cuanto tiene ud y nos vamos por mitades.. que dice? Pues hermano con la mano en el corazón yo tengo: 7.000 que me presto timochenko Unos cuantos cargos públicos Y lo que me den por las joyas de clemencia
  • 6. 6,5,4,3…………… MOMENTO…. Nosotros ofrecemos : *22,500 • GRUPO AVAL • ACCIONES Y VALORES S.A • 3 MINISTERIOS • 160 CARGOS PUBLICOS • Y EL FERRARI QUE LE INCAUTARON A RASGUÑO alguien tiene una oferta mayor? ·$%&/()=
  • 7. VENDIDO….. UN APLAUSO PARA LOS NUEVOS DUEÑOS DE COLOMBIA…. ESTOS PERSONAJES DECIDIRAN EL DESTINO DE NUESTRA QUERIDA PATRIA