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Smiles and Uplifts Particularly for Women
- 2. If it is hard to say “no”, say
“I do not want to say yes!”
Patricia Morgan
- 3. 3
You take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: No one to blame.
Erica Jong
- 4. 4
Between two
evils, I always
pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West
- 5. May you hum
to yourself, “I am so
beautiful,
to me. Oh! Yes, I am!”
Patricia Morgan
- 6. 6
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. Natalie Wood
- 7. 7
When I learned to breathe deeply,
I saved my
children’s lives.
Patricia Morgan
- 8. 8
I figure if the kids are alive
at the end of the day, I’ve done my job.
Roseanne Barr
- 9. 9
What is the golden rule for cows?
Do unto udders as you would have udders do unto you! Groaning? Farm girl in me did not resist!
- 10. I was raised by a mother who said, “Dust? Why, that is just clean dirt!”
Patricia Morgan
- 11. 11
I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.
Roseanne Barr
- 12. 12
Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. Laurie Kuslansky
- 14. 14
If you can not be kind, at least
be vague.
Judith Martin
- 15. 15
The world’s biggest joke just might be how seriously you take yourself! Patricia Morgan
- 16. 16
You are only young once, but you can be immature forever.
Germaine Greer
- 17. 17
A Friend Is Like
Good Panty Hose...
• Hard to find
• Supportive
• Always lifts you up
• Makes you look better
• Covers your behind
- 18. 18
Tried on a thong
yesterday.
I’m still trying to dig it out.
“Maxine” J. Wagner
- 19. 19
When you’re not thin and blonde,
you come up with
a personality
real quick.
Kathy Najimy
- 20. 20
I discovered Victoria’s Secret!
She has no thing for women my age, my size, my modesty . . .
Patricia Morgan
- 21. 21
If you can not be a good example, then you will just have to be a horrid warning. Catherine Aird
- 22. 22
I would
have been much more
successful if I had married
a wife like me!
Patricia Morgan
- 23. 23
Never go
to bed mad.
Stay up and fight!
Phyllis Diller
- 24. 24
The best Floor Play there
ever was and is.
Patricia Morgan
- 25. 25
It doesn’t matter what you do in the bedroom
as long as you don’t do it in the street
and frighten the horses.
Beatrice S. Campbell
- 26. 26
There is no
sexpiration date.
AND you can aim to become Old Fart’s Tart.
Patricia Morgan
- 27. 27
This is what I think of
aging gracefully!
Patricia Morgan
- 29. 29
Never forget; we have come a long way!
Photo Courtesy Glenbow Archives NA-206-27
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Presentations
designed for women
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Patricia Morgan