3. What the..? Eminem? What are you doing here?!
Eminem: โI canโt believe you forgot I was hosting the โpreviouslyโ part of the show
today!โ
I donโt remember us talking about itโฆ
Eminem: โCheck your diary!โ
Fine! Fine! But it wonโt be in here!
4. July 25th
Do not forget:
Eminem hosting โpreviouslyโ
section of the show.
SHOPPING:
Eggs
Butter
Milk
Bread
Chocolate
Oh,,, silly me, youโre rightโฆ
5. Eminem: โTold you.. Anyway.
Previously Erin married Rainer and had 2 children, Christian (named after Christian
Siriano) and Tyra (named after Tyra Banks)
When we last left the family Tyra had just been born.โ
Thanks Eminem,, but because I forgot you were coming today, I canโt pay youโฆ
Eminem: โSee you in court then ๏โ
Wouldnโt my pool party on the 2nd be sooner?
Eminem: โOkay then see you then ๏โ
I really hope I donโt get done for copyright or something..
But Eminem would see the funny side Iโm sure
(Please donโt sue meee!! ๏)
7. โฆ Sucking his thumb?!
Well, no, he isnโtโฆ but it looked like it from afar.
8. This is little Tyra as a toddler.
So far she looksโฆ interesting.
9. Currently the family is in a terrible condition. 2 kids at once is making me want to go to
jail for not being able to pay Eminem , because letโs face it, Iโd rather get my face
smashed in at prison then have 2 screaming kids and 2 incompetent parents to control.
This is the first time Rainer has ever cleaned, and heโs not even doing it for the familyโs
benefit, thatโs extra work he had to bring homeโฆ
10. Now who could that be
interrupting what was a smooth
series of events?!
11. What?! 50 cent and 2 ominous looking guests?!
50: โYo, whereโs Eminemโs money?!โ
Well, I couldnโt pay him, and I canโt pay you either so if youโre gonna charge for this
visit I suggest you go. (Now preferablyโฆ please)
50: โBut canโt I stay and introduce my friends? Pain and Gain? You canโt have Pain
without Gain, theyโre inseparable.โ
Please, donโt introduce them, theyโll have to be paid too! ๏
12. 50 Cent was going to charge and so he promptly left, along with Mr Pain and Mr Gain.
Christian was quite upset that they wouldnโt be staying for cake after he grew up.
I totally would be too. I mean itโs not like 50 cent and 2 of his friends show up on your
doorstep is it?!
13. Iโm sorry if the real Christian Siriano is reading and heโs just had a heart attack at how
terribly the child-named-after-him dresses.
I mean LOOK AT THESE SHOES
L๏๏K!!! Ghastly,, ghastly, ghastly!
14. Rainer: โHi viewer, enjoying the legacy so far? Thatโs jolly spiffing news but right now
Iโm incredibly tired and filthy and cold wearing nothing but my sous-vรชtements, for you
see, I was practicing my cooking at work today and set the kitchen on fire!
The fire burnt all my clothes off but didnโt even burn a hole in my pants.
What great luck โ
Great luck for the viewers of course
15. So far the shack is too small to accommodate everyone comfortably.
So every night before he goes to sleep Christianโs bed is moved from the lawn to the
kitchen.
Those who are concerned with child welfare - he is ok and I assure you it wonโt last for
long.
*waits for death threat emails*
16. Aahh, this photo makes me look even worse, I can assure you heโs only a little nauseous
after eating spoiled birthday cake.
Controller-Susan forgot that it had been in the fridge since before Tyra was born.
***
This doesnโt make me look any better does it??
17. But look at this!
The family now has a house big enough for everyone to live in!
So please donโt hate me for what seems like neglect towards Christian,, I really do try.
Promise
*uncrosses fingers*
18. Erin: *grumble grumble* โGetting myself mucky for work! Iโm a neat sim I tell ya!โ
*rummages for filth about her neighbours*
19. Erin: โCan I please stop now?!โ
No.
You need to do this report for work and if you donโt find any news in this can youโll walk
the streets of riverview until you do find something.
Erin: โWhat?! Itโs getting dark!โ
Thatโs good, people are less likely to see you.
20. The next day is Erinโs birthday and Rainer had an opportunity from work to eat at the
bistro with a companion to improve his job performance so dumping the kids with a
baby sitter (and I pray another one of Eminemโs friends doesnโt come knocking when
the only competent adult is out) Rainer takes Erin out for lunch.
Afterwards, they were going to watch a movie but I forgot Rainer had to work so
without saying goodbye after eating he just sprinted inside and began his shift.
21. But this meant Erin could do some field research and started befriending and
interviewing this woman, whoโs name I forget, before going home to write a report
about her.
22. DโOh!
Oh well, I donโt think sheโll get far, sheโs a stupid burglar.
23. My reasoning, dear viewer, to her being an idiot is that she could rob this beautiful
house here..
27. J.T: โHey! Any chance I could help, like save the day and get on the news or
something?โ
Ermm, yes,, You can help by leaving.
J.T: โDo you really think the viewers would like such a shallow ending to this scene?!โ
Yes, yes I do.
28. Back to being robbed!
Erin: *flail* โOh my!โ *flail* *flail* โMy damnedโฆโ *flail* โShe totally stole..โ *Flail*
*Fish lips* *Flail* โTotally took the toilet and stereo!!โ *flail* *Flail*
29. Cute Police Officer: โMaโam, please calm down, Iโm just going to wrestle this woman
down to the ground where she shall be arrested and then you can get your goods back,
ok?โ *Is totally confused*
Burglar: โStupid poor homeowner making a fool of herself!โ *Is totally unimpressed*
30. Everything was returned and then it was time for Christianโs birthday. So there was a
small gathering of primarily Erinโs friends.
31. Well, seeing as I donโt remember this womanโs name (I think it was Lydia or Laura or
something) until next update sheโll be known as Pearl (since definitely remember her
last name being Pearl).
Well anyway this was all Pearl did throughout the party, that and hold her stomach and
nearly throw up all over the shag flooring.
32. According to the newspaper, before the party yesterday she married George Dean and
so she was pregnant, what a lovely occasion.
Erin looks so happy for her friend.
Iโm sorry but thatโs it for now. I know this hasnโt been all that great and full of comedy.
Blame the celebrities and also that Iโm also busy packing for my trip to France this
summer. (But blame the celebrities more!)
Peace! (and luuurrrveeee baby!)
33. Snoop Dogg: โWhat?! You were gonna end the show without featuring me?!โ
Yes actually, and my conscience would still be 100% clear.
34. Eminem as featured in his video โ Without Me
50 Cent worked with Eminem in Crack a Bottle โ Photo of 50 cent from โ In Da Club
Justin Timberlake worked with 50 Cent in Ayo Technology โ Photo of J.T. from โ Cry Me
A River
Snoop Dogg worked with J.T. in Signs โ Photo of Snoop Dogg from โ Drop It Like Itโs Hot
So you see โ Thereโs a very meaningful connection too! :D And you learnt something
about my music tastes as well I guess.
Thanks for reading!
Tune in next time when Iโll have a restraining order on celebritiesโฆ
Promise ;D