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make	
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cow	
  
he	
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  in	
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team	
  
not	
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not	
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Use	
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test	
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Don’t	
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‘Data	
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kill	
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methods	
  
ask	
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HelperFuncCons	
  
FrameworkHelper	
  
CommonHelper	
  
GenericHelper	
  
hate	
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there	
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batons	
  
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  if	
  the	
  person	
  who	
  ends	
  up	
  maintaining	
  your	
  code	
  is	
  a	
  violent	
  
psychopath	
  who	
  knows	
  where	
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