1. Sawdhan… deviyoaursajjano,peshkarrhe he…. The Dashing The Charismatic TheHandsome One and Only One – HAWALDAR SONANE Aye, majhalathikutheahe???

2. YehmaenmaenwalaHawaldar he…. Maenn..Maenn.. konhoon? These 2 animals speak the same language :-P Maennnaisanahihun re… maenn—maenntohmajakkarrhatha…..

4. 3 or 4 pegs of strong but cheap whisky

5. Namkeenchahiye

6. After 4 pegs, he dances like a typical 80’s superstar

8. The Best(?) Joke(PJ?)-Cracker > Plot – Sonane with his friends in the bus which has broken down..situation is quite serious and driver need water to cool down the engine.. Driver to Sonane: Pani ka bottle he kya? Sonane: ha, he na Driver: tohjaldi do Sonane: Par usmepaninai he > Plot – usual discussion about girls in J-Mid Somebody to Sonane: Yaaryehladkiyokoitnesarefaydekyumilte he ? Sonane: yaaryehtohduniya ka niyam he na, afterall it all tend towards that Infinity…. (agar joke samajhmeinnahiaayetohjyada load mat lo) > Plot – Bhaiya (J-Mid wale) went to Chennai for his Visa and Sonane’s group is doing case in his room, GG enters GG to Sonane: areyyehbhaiyakahagaye he? Sonane: Bhaiyana…unhehumnechennaibheja he, mausamkijankarilenekeliye bas abhiaate hi honge

9. Behind closed doors… Plot – J-214 locked from inside with a DND note What’s happening inside? – Financial case tutoring by Abhishek to a lady (Term 4) But his core competitive advantage was lost to the daddu of P-block Dear PGP1 girls: Corp Fin is indeed tough but you always have option of J-214 (please bring DND note on your own, we have ran out of them due to heavy seasonal demand )

10. When all attempts to impress any girl (PGP2 / PGP1 or even Exchange girls) failed… I will impress him with the LIRIL freshness… la lalala 5th term its all about GAY- giri for him :-P Jab koi namili tab CCS partner ka hi shikaarkarliya..

11. It’s our turn to lathi-charge on hawaldartonight Make your mark on his @$$ today @J-Mid Happy Birthday Dearest Abhishek !!! - (J-Mid)