The eagerly anticipated second chapter of "Daze Of Our Legacy" with more dancing, more phailing and the introduction of the adorable Pablo Honey.

1. Hai thar peoples! Welcome
back to Daze Of Our Legacy,
the only legacy endorsed by
my black lace trilby. Yup.
So, last time, the founder,
Teal Daze, started college,
dated a lot and even
managed to fit in a few
rounds of skilling.
So, shall we continue and
finish off Teal’s last two
years of college? Yes. Yes
we shall.

2. Using her funds, Teal left the
dorm and moved into this
little shack that will one day
become the Daze Greek
House.
‘This house isn’t even big
enough for me, let alone
future generations.’
It will grow as funds come in.
It’s as good a start as any.
‘Your optimism is creepy.’
Good to know.

3. ‘Alice, it really is tiny.’
Yeah, but all your pictures
are here. Look, there’s you
and various dates. Have you
picked a spouse yet?
‘How about never?’
Nice try, but it’s mandatory.
‘Bottoms.’

4. So, back to dating. I was
shocked that she hadn’t dated
Cale yet, so we rectified that.
‘His blue hair is
hypnotizing.’
What is it with you and hair?
Red hair is magical, blue hair
is hypnotizing. What about
dark purple?
‘That means that you’re an
idiot.’
*pout*

5. ‘My dancing is a decoy to
allow me to oggle your
beewbs.’
And that is why Cale is not
Mr Right.

6. Guess who is. Go on. Guess.
Yes, I know that Lore and
Teal didn’t have any
chemistry, and he deplored
her slutty ways, but they did
get along, their BFF and he
is totally cute.
‘Eyes off my man, Alice.’
But…he’s so pretty.

7. ‘You know, I may not
approve of your morals, but
you are hot as an Indian
summer.’
‘Aww, thanks babe.’

8. You know, I don’t think that
Lore is as pure as he makes
out.

9. Definitely not as pure as we
wants us to think.
‘Alice…murph…get lost.’
Sorry guys, but this album
needs more smut, so me and
my trusty camera will be
sticking around.
P.S. These guys are in love
now. YAY!!!

10. You guys are going to have
such cute babies.
‘Urgh! Alice, you are so
ruining the mood here!’
Whatever.
But you will have cute
babies. I’m thinking five or
six.

11. Okay, I was torn on marrying
her to Lore, until he did this.
He and Teal both like to
dance very badly when I’m
not looking.
They were made for each
other!

12. ‘Lore, Alice is making me do
this, so let’s make it as pain
free as possible and you just
say yes and take the ring.’
‘Oh…okay then.’
My will is done, and it was
good.

13. ‘This isn’t too bad.’
‘It would be better if that other
alien wasn’t staring at us.’
‘Hey, she’s a friend.’
One of Teal’s only friends
without benefits. It’s a
beautiful thing.

14. This was unexpected.
‘I love my Lore!’
She is happy about getting
engaged. That is so weird.
‘Lore is so cute and I love
him and want to have his
babies!’
*faints* This is way too
weird.

15. In typical legacy style, Teal
picks one letter for the Greek
House and I choose the
other. I’ve already forgotten
what those faux Greek letters
mean. I just call the house
the Daze Greek House, until
I come up with a better
name.
At least my simlets now have
a place to be forever at
college.

16. I really hope it’s not my
simself she’s spying on.
‘I’m all glowy Alice.’
Second hobby maxed, it’s
Science.
And please take off that
flimsy nightgown that you’re
pretending is a toga.
‘Yes ma’am.’

17. ‘Oh, hello Mrs Cow.’
Uh, Teal, you may want to
rethink shaking that hoof.

18. ‘Aieeeeeee! Do. Not. Want.’
Oh, Teal. You should know
better than to trust a cow.

19. ‘Listen here, you ignorant
bovine! I am a legacy
founder, you know! That
makes me the Creator’s
favourite!’
Actually, I prefer Captain to
Creator, as homage to my
nautical roots (I grew up in a
naval town, and am moving
back there soon. I am only
ever at home by the sea).
Maybe I could be an Admiral
or a Commodore. Admiral
Alice. Yes, that’s it. And, to
add to that, you aren’t my
favourite sim at the moment.
He will be turning up later.
You’re top three, though.
‘Whatever! You dare to buzz
me? I will make you into
burgers you waste of space!’
You’re cute when you’re
angry.

20. ‘That god damned cow broke
my computer.’
You have quite a temper
when it comes to people
dressed as animals.
‘When they break my stuff,
sure I do.’

21. I was too scared to actually
enter the room where they
were fighting, but Taylor the
llama arrived to beat five
shades of Thursday out of
Melanie the cow.

22. Taylor won, and there was
much rejoicing.

23. You got some mad skills
there Teal. Eight creativity
points and all you can doodle
is a house.
‘It’s a very nice house.’
Sure thing little one.

24. Don’t think that Teal has
given up on de-fuglifying
dormies. She keeps trolling
away at those trolls.

25. Her one and so far only
badge. I’m so proud. *wipes
away tear* She may go the
distance yet.

26. Okay, Teal, meet my
favourite sim. The founder of
my new Officially Wacky
BoolProp Challenge, Pablo
Honey.
‘His name is weird.’
Well, the theme of the
OWBC is Radiohead, one of
my favourite bands. Pablo
Honey was their first album.
And it’s not like Teal Daze is
a normal name either.
‘Well, he is adorable.’
I know.

27. ‘Cow, you do not want to
annoy me any more. If I
don’t get woo hoo, I have to
take out my energies in
another way, and murder is
always a good way to go.’
Melanie, you really are
tempting fate by constantly
hanging around here.
‘Moo?’

28. Premarital woo hoo? For
shame, Lore. I expect this
from her, but you? You’re a
stiff upper lip, morals, does it
by the book sim.
‘She’s just so hot.’
Men are so easy to break.

29. Why do all of my new sims
like to dance?
‘I am named after a music
album.’
I know, Pablo, but you’re
also a cute, shy little
Knowledge sim. I have never
had so many sims who love
to autonomously dance
before. I’m not sure if it’s
good or bad.

30. Forgive me.
I just love him.
And stalk him, even outside
of his own challenge.

31. Another zone, this time in
Arts & Crafts.
‘I am so smart! S-M-R-T!’
Yes, Homer, you are.
‘Huh?’
Doesn’t matter.

32. ‘Why is she always here,
hogging my computer! I
want to write my term
paper!’
Why do you really want to
use it?
‘Fine, I wanna play SSX3,
but whatever. It’s my stuff,
and I hate her!’

33. I’m really worried that
Melanie has forgotten that
she doesn’t live here. She
just had a bath and slept in
Teal’s bed, before walking
around in her undies, trying
to prank and poke poor little
Teal.
It’s creepy.
And that is why I let it
continue. It’s funny to watch.

34. Teal really is a bad influence
on Lore.
‘Why is the grass talking to
me?’
No idea, Lore. This could get
interesting. *evil smile*

35. ‘I just maxed creativity, but
you missed it.’
I was busy watching your
fiancé succumbing to substance
abuse in the front garden.
‘Lore? Really?’
I know! It’s just too weird. I
feel like I’ve fallen into a
mirror and everything all topsy
turvy. You’re skilling and not
cheating while Lore is talking
to the lawn. At least I’m the
same as ever.
‘You mean drunk and dancing
to Prince?’
Pretty much. It’s the best way
to write, really. Raspberry beret
is one of the best songs ever
written. And blue Bacardi
tastes like ice pops. Nums!
But, really kids, don’t drink.
It’s bad for you. Makes you do
stupid stuff. Wait until you are,
like me, legally allowed. Then
it’s fine.

36. You are on a roll, young
Teal.
‘I feel happy.’
I think that’s the point.

37. ‘So, think that you’ll ever
leave my house and return to
the slaughter house?’
‘Moo?’
‘Don’t pull that crap. I know
that you’re a person under
there. I walked in on you in
the bath, remember.’
‘Moo.’
‘Alice, please zap her with
your magic!’
Hey! You’re the witch with
the red hair here. I’m just the
purple haired Admiral.
Ahoy, land ho and penguins
off the port side!

38. Three years down, one to go!
Who else is excited?
‘I have to study. *pout*’
Poor Teal. But I’m excited.
College normally drags out,
but I’ve gotten this done in
about a week. Happy days.

39. ‘Can I marry into the family?’
‘I dunno. Alice hates Face
One.’
I really do. Talk about boring.
‘So, is that a no?’
‘We’ll see.’
Now that’s a no. That’s what
parents say when they don’t
want you to throw a tantrum
in the middle of the
supermarket.

40. ‘Why do I get the feeling that
I’m suddenly the smartest
person in the room?’
I wish I had a trio of hot
guys…or two hot guys and a
random professor, to dance
for me while I study. That
might make me more
inclined to work. Maybe I’ll
have words with my mother
about that.

41. Pablo? What’s wrong?
‘The mean alien poked me!’
Lore?
‘He was making moves on
my fiancé!’
He wasn’t. Pablo’s too
sweet and shy. Poor baby.

42. Ladies? Hugs for him?

43. Maxed cleaning.
‘I’m like a skilling machine.’
From love machine to
skilling machine. How the
mighty have fallen. She
hasn’t had a date since Cale
at the start of the chapter,
and she hasn’t once cheated
on Lore since they got
engaged.
It’s like a horror film.

44. I finally figured out what that
Physiology thing was for,
that I made her study for last
chapter. Body is maxed in
about an hour.
‘Told you my hair was
magical.’
Of course. At least her
stupidity will never leave us.

45. Frozen llama in a bed sheet?
Check.
This Greek House has
everything.
Taylor here, and Cale, will
be taking care of the house
until Gen 2 arrives. I kinda
fell for Taylor after he
repeatedly kicked Melanie’s
bovine arse, though with him
living here, she now
regularly comes to knock
over the bin.

46. Okay, show’s over. We are
done. Short chapter, I know,
but Teal really did very little
for two years, besides
studying.
Teal graduated Summa Cum
Laude with a 4.0 in
economics. She maxed
cooking, creativity, body,
cleaning and mechanical,
with 9 points in charisma and
8 in logic. She made 18
friends, 9 best friends, 13
crushes, 3 loves and a fiancé.
See you next time, I hope, to
see what happens to Teal and
Lore next. Will there be cute
kids? Will there be monies?
Will there be quilted toilet
paper?
Hope you enjoyed.
Laters.