1. HeArD iT’s KD’s BdAy!!
Introducing the Thaaaaarki no. 1
HE IS THE SAME GUY WHO DOES
LAUNDRY FOR iit mUMBAIKARS!!
a.k.a. kUMAR dHRUV sONI!!

2. wHAT i WONDER ABOUT MYSELF??
‘i tHINK i AM TALLER
AND LEANER THAN
THIS OSTRICH…
aND SMARTER TOO..
sHE CAN’T BEAT ME
IN LOOKS!!’

3. This is my
true reflection
OR
is this a
BOOZ
effect??

4. mY TEETH SAYTIDE KI
SAFEDI!!!!

5. aND WHEN i DRINK.. i LOOK LIKE A..
uMMM.. sOMETHINGS ARE JUST BETTER
UNSAID :P ;)

6. tRUST ME GUYS.. i AM NOT WANTED.. iT’S JUST A
CRAP POSTER SOME IDIOTS MADE TO MAKE MONEY
OUT OF ME.. wILL ANYBODY EVER PAY FOR ME?? !!!!

7. aLL HIS FRIENDS WAITING FOR HIM..
eAGERLY..HUNGRY.. bUT…  

8. pLEASE DON’T COME TO HOOSH ME @ a bASE.. i AM
NOT IN CAMPUS!! aS i ALWAYS SAY--wITH MY GIRLS ;)