1. Reasons why I, Sir Eldred, should
be a Fabwhore!!!1!!!11!!!
Shits about to go down!

2. my way of life
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merp merp merp merp v v merp i always want the D….. makes my
merp merp merp merp merp merp breath freaaashhhhh
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merp merp lolzzz

3. Some facts about moi!!!1
Thug life
• Missing part of my heart…. YOLO
• Imma drama dork (a dork is a whales penis hehe)
• Know all of the lines to Legally blonde the musical. I
am just that cool
• I am secretly Nigel Thornberry.

5. Fin!!!1!!11!!