1. Persuasive Topics Pick your side

2. Reduce, reuse, recycle I LIKE DISPOSABLE THINGS. ESPECIALLY A BIG FAN OF THOSE RED DIXIE CUPS. I HATE BEING WASTEFUL. SCRAP PAPER ALL THE WAY. BROOM BEAT SWIFFER ANY DAY.

3. No salary caps in Major League Baseball GREAT IDEA. I COULDN’T BE HAPPIER FOR THOSE PLAYERS. BOO. IT SHOULDN’T BE ABOUT THE MONEY.

4. Kazoos THEY ARE FOR CHILDREN THEY ARE DUMB THEY ARE OF VALUE TO SOCIETY THEY ARE FUN

5. Sex Education I THINK IT SHOULD BE COMPREHENSIVE I THINK ITSHOULD THEY SHOULD EITHER TEACH US ABSTINENCE or CONTRACEPTION. NOT BOTH.

6. Lacrosse DON’T CARE. NOT A FAN. BIG FAN. AND MY TEAM IS BETTER THAN ANY YOUR TEAM.

7. Abortion PRO LIFE. PRO CHOICE.

8. NFL Overtime Rule WORST RULE EVER. I APPROVE.

9. Styrofoam IS GREAT AND CONVENIENT. LOVE THOSE TO-GO BOXES. SHOULD CEASE TO EXIST. I’D RATHER ORDER “FOR HERE.”

10. Anabolic Steroids I FROWN UPON THEM. NOTHING WRONG WITH THEM.

11. College Admission Process IS FLAWED. WORKS FINE.

12. Feminism ROCKS. NOT MY CUP OF TEA.

13. Health Care Bill IN FAVOR AGAINST

14. Persuasive Topics Pick your side

15. TOMS shoes I WOULD PURCHASE THEM I WOULD VOLUNTEER I WOULD DONATE MONEY I WOULDN’T PURCHASE THEM I WOULDN’T VOLUNTEER I WOULDN’T DONATE MONEY

16. Hooka YUCK! LOVE IT.

17. Comic Books LAME. AWESOME!

18. The road… IS FOR CARS, AND CYCLISTS, AND PEDESTRIANS, AND RUNNERS. SHARING IS CARING. IS NOT BIG ENOUGH FOR ALL OF US.

19. Oprah’s “No Phone Zone” Pledge I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO USE MY PHONE WHENEVER I WANT TO. OPRAH SHOULD STAY OUT OF IT. GREAT IDEA OPRAH! WE SHOULD ALL STOP USING OUR PHONES WHEN IT’S DANGEROUS.

20. Beyonce SO TALENTED. SHE’S TERRIBLE.

21. Contraception IT’S THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE MALE IT’S THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE FEMALE

22. Pets PET STORE ADOPT!

23. Sports and skills

24. Facebook IS UNCOMFORTABLE AND AWKWARD. HELPS DEVELOP COMMUNICATION / RELATIONSHIP SKILLS

25. Abortion SHOULD BE LEGAL SHOULD BE ILLEGAL

26. College Football NEEDS A PLAYOFF SYSTEM. PLAYOFFS ARE FOR BASKETBALL.

27. Coconuts WHO EATS THOSE THINGS? HOW DO YOU EVEN EAT THEM? DELICIOUS. I WISH I HAD ONE RIGHT NOW.