April 1st Joke Press Release

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Republic of Sino Burma
By Government of Sino Burma
Dated: Mar 30, 2009
The Republic of Sino Burma is proud to launch 2 governement financial products. The Soverign Goat bond
issue and the carbon FART program shows Micronations are at the forefront of innovatiation for
goernment financing.
The Republic of Sino Burma http://www.nationstates.net/sino_burma , is launching its first government
Goat bond.
Since the country's main industry is agriculture of animals specifically export of dairy products from the
abundance of goats and cows in the country, the government, being advised by elite group of US firm
Leavem Broker investment Advisors will be able to provide a government backed security on the bond by
Securitisation of the income from export of that national dairy produce of the country.
"Goats and cow milk is the main product of our country's booming agricultural economy. By utilizing the
financial skills of Wail Street's Leavem Brokers Advisors, we are proud to launch the first global Goat bond
issue at a sovereign level " mentions the Minister of Agriculture.
A representative of Leavem Broker mentioned they are proud (and relieved) that they are able to advise the
government of Sino Burma on such an innovative financial scheme and hope that it will pave the way for
them to advise on other Micronations on bringing the creative uses of Wall St securitization programs to
third world Micronations.
" We are advising in creative areas like carbon capture for Micronations. Reducing carbon emittance via
way of capturing cow and goat flatulence ( farm animal flatulences is one of the largest forms of carbon
emittance's in the third world according to carbon energy reports). "We believe that Sino Burma - with its
abundance of cows and goats - can lead the way in a new breed of carbon derivatives products amongst
agricultural Mirconations we have termed the - carbon Financial Animal emissions Reduction Treaty
(FART) program" mentions Leavem Broker advisor.
The FART program will provide some short term relieve not just for the cows and goats of Sino Burma,
but also the farmers who are able to capture the asset and trade it through other carbon markets to provide a
much needed financial subsidy for reducing their goat and cow effluance emissions.
ABOUT GOAT BOND
The Goat bond is the world's first foreign Micronation soverign bond issue that is secured by export
income of its national export - goat milk. Advised by US elite firm Leavem Broker Advisors, it will soon be
syndicated to other micronations for reciprocal government investment.
ABOUT THE FART PROGRAM
The carbon Financial Animal 'emittance' Reduction Treaty (FART) program is initiative Repulic of Sino
Burma and Leavem Brokers Advisors in creating the first agriculture carbon capture and trading program .
It will aim to reduce cow and goat carbon emittance amongst agriculture micronations via a process of fart
capture, offset and reduction program.
ABOUT REPUBLIC OF SINO BURMA
Is a small independent micronation bordering China and Burma. A nation of 6m farmers, it leads the way
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in modernizing agriculture economies through innovative use of proven financial markets methods.
ABOUT LEAVEM BROKERS ADVISORS
Are a former group of elite US Wall investment bankers that specializes in complex derivatives and
securitisation programs for large corporations and government treasuries. Their impeccable track record
includes advising on issues like Freddy Mac and Fanny Mae as well as Treasury of the government of
Iceland.
Category Banking, Agriculture, Government
Tags banking, bonds, delivateives, governement, tresuries, micronations
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