1. Shameless Series 7, Episode 15

2. “Another year where nothings happened, nothings changed. Happy F*cking Birthday”

3. “I need a word… in private.” “ Listen, ladies, when I do go down, I go down for a very long time.” “And you are going to have to throw the book at me for this.” “Mr Pritchard, I’m sorry to say but your father’s been involved in a very serious accident, he died early this evening. Im sorry”

4. Voiceover: “Take the pill, neck the drink and fuck the married woman.”

5. “What's this?” “Its our new house, you, me and our baby.”

6. “You only get tea at half time and nobody gets done for assault” “Well he wouldn’t give me the ball back!” “Its called a hat rick” “So don’t worry, I'm not here to interfere with you. Unless you want me too of course”

7. “Come with me for one night, let me show you what it could be like us together” “I'm not going to leave Jamie and I’m not going to walk away from everything “

8. “Alright, alright, can’t blame it all on Mickey” “What the fuck do you know about it?” “Like you say Chesney, what would I know about it, you know being a puff ‘n’ all”

9. “Just for the record, there's more gays than asians in the premiership, infacttheres probably more gays than asians playing for United, which is why there so successful.” “Are you saying there sucessful because they ain’t got any asians playing for them? Fucking racist bastard”

10. “It’s a bit dark init?” “Well I asked you to come for a night”

11. “They will think I’m gay” “But first prize is a grand, what do you reckon?” “Good game for pay!” “Hands up those who think we should get the fuck out of here and go home” “Fuck it I don’t mind” “Are you being serious?”

12. “It will be hard at first but I want you, and you!”

13. “Pay particular attention to areas we cant see, where innocent lines cross and create space, shade. Forbidden areas!”

14. “I wanted to do some art, but I’m shit” “Your not shit, you made some great sculptures for me back in my class” “I suppose I was always good with my hands” Mark laughs “Not like that Mr Arlington” “Mark, were both adults now…Can I give you a lift home?”

15. “I’m divorced, I had an affair. Susanne Royle a couple of years behind you.” “You shagged a pupil” “She was sixteen” “You never tried to shag me!”

16. “Ian?” “I think I pulled something” “Something or someone?” “Corny but thanks” “Your welcome”

17. “We are one man down, we need you Ches” “I’ll do what I want” “Please” Starts playing and scores a goal “Come on Ches!”

18. “I picked you up once, from a bus stop in the rain” Flashback “I wanted to kiss you that day, I wanted to grab hold of you and kiss you.; and fuck you senseless.

19. “We need to talk…should we get dressed and then we can talk” “Get dressed?...What the fuck is going on?” “Give me a fucking minute…I’ve been seeing someone else”

20. “Its not all your fault, I've not looked after you. Fuck. You are my fucking life” “I'm going to go to my mums” “Look, I've not exactly been faithful myself”

21. “I just wanna say thanks to all the teams that battled it out, and to all the organisers.” “A grands worth of hotel vouchers?” “I swear I didn’t know” “Why would I wanna go to the Gay Zone Hotel in Barcelona? “Well why wouldn’t ya? “Coz I'm not a fucking queer” “What is your problem?” “You can fuck off, you faggot. Yeah you heard right, Ian Gallagher’s a fucking bender. You two, you lot in there touching me, you like the straight blokes don’t ya. Is that what you did with my dad? Touched him up so you could suck his dick?” “Yeah, but the thing you need to know Ches is that it wasn’t me, it were him. He came onto me” “Fuck off” “Believe what you want, but you need to know the truth”

22. “Did any of you even know my father?” “Not really but this is a time when community's unite, come together” “Shut it Frank”

23. “I know losing someone close is hard, but if you need anything a chat, a beer just ask” “Anything?” “Your wife, I want ya wife, who I’ve been fucking on and off for nearly a year. We don’t wanna waste any more time sneaking around your back, so I’d like her to come with me. I’d like my son too.

24. “What the fuck have you done? You should have left it to me...He’s a convicted fucking murderer, what's going to stop him from doing it again?”

25. “He’s gunna fucking kill ya, no joejoe!” “Jamie, jamie I know your out here” “Get back inside joe please” “JAMIE!” “Were gunna have to sort this out” “I’ve not come to see you, you weasly little fuck” “Karen, this is your last chance, come home we can work through this. Come home, what d’ya say?” Karen shakes head. “I've brought someone to see you” “Its me dad”