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Things you definitely don't want to hear during surgery
1. Better save that. We'll
Better save that. We'll
Things You need it for the autopsy.
need it for the autopsy.
Definitely Don’t
Want to Hear
During Surgery
Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
Steril, shcmeril. The
Steril, shcmeril. The Someone call the janitor -
Someone call the janitor -
floor's clean, right?
floor's clean, right? we're going to need a
we're going to need a
mop & a bucket.
mop & a bucket.
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Oxymorons for the Ages Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
"Accept this sacrifice, Oh
"Accept this sacrifice, Oh Bo! Bo! Come back with
Bo! Bo! Come back with
Great Lord of Darkness"
Great Lord of Darkness" that! Bad Dog!
that! Bad Dog!
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Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
2. Wait a minute, if this is
Wait a minute, if this is Hand me that...uh...that
Hand me that...uh...that
his spleen, then what's
his spleen, then what's uh.....thingie
uh.....thingie
that?
that?
Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
Oh no! Has anyone seen
Oh no! Has anyone seen Oops! Hey, has anyone
Oops! Hey, has anyone
my Rolex?
my Rolex? ever survived 500ml of
ever survived 500ml of
this stuff before?
this stuff before?
Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
Damn, there go the lights
Damn, there go the lights "Ya know, there's big
"Ya know, there's big
again...
again... money in kidneys. Hell,
money in kidneys. Hell,
the guy's got two of 'em.
the guy's got two of 'em.
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Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
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3. Everybody stand back! II
Everybody stand back! Could you stop that thing
Could you stop that thing
lost my contact lens!
lost my contact lens! from beating; it's throwing
from beating; it's throwing
off my concentration
off my concentration
Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
What the heck is this
What the heck is this II hate it when they're
hate it when they're
doing here?
doing here? missing stuff in here.
missing stuff in here.
Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
That's cool! Now can
That's cool! Now can II wish II hadn't forgotten
wish hadn't forgotten
you make his other leg
you make his other leg my glasses.
my glasses.
twitch?!
twitch?!
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Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
4. Well folks, this will be an
Well folks, this will be an What do mean he wasn't
What do mean he wasn't
experiment for all of us.
experiment for all of us. in for a sex change??!!
in for a sex change??!!
Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
Anyone see where II left
Anyone see where left And now we remove the
And now we remove the
that scalpel?
that scalpel? subject's brain and place
subject's brain and place
it in the body of the ape.
it in the body of the ape.
Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
OK, now take a picture
OK, now take a picture This patient has already
This patient has already
from this angle. This is
from this angle. This is had some kids, am II
had some kids, am
truly a freak of nature.
truly a freak of nature. correct?
correct?
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Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
5. Nurse, did this patient
Nurse, did this patient Don't worry. I’m pretty
Don't worry. I’m pretty
sign the organ donation
sign the organ donation sure it’s sharp enough.
sure it’s sharp enough.
card?
card?
Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
What do you mean you
What do you mean you She's gonna blow!
She's gonna blow!
want a divorce?
want a divorce? Everyone take cover!!!
Everyone take cover!!!
Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get Damn! Page 47 of the
Damn! Page 47 of the
out!
out! manual is missing!
manual is missing!
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Things You Definitely Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
6. Act naturally
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for the Ages
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Found Resident alien
missing
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Advanced Genuine
BASIC imitation
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7. Safe sex Airline food
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Good grief Same
difference
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Almost Government
exactly organization
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8. Sanitary Alone
landfill together
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Legally drunk Silent scream
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British Living dead
fashion
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9. Small crowd Business
ethics
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Soft rock Butt head
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Military Software
intelligence documentation
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10. California New classic
culture
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Sweet sorrow Childproof
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Passive Clearly
aggression misunderstood
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11. Twelve-ounce Rap music
pound cake
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Synthetic Taped live
natural gas
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Clearly Peace force
misunderstood
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12. Cleveland life Temporary
tax increase
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Computer Plastic
jock glasses
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Terribly Computer
pleased security
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13. Tight slacks Definite
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Pretty ugly Diet ice-cream
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Working Exact
vacation estimate
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14. Since my last report,
Actual Job he has reached rock
Evaluations bottom and has
started to dig.
Actual Performance Evaluations
His men would follow I would not allow this
him anywhere, but employee to breed.
only out of morbid
curiosity.
Actual Performance Evaluations Actual Performance Evaluations
This employee is not Works well when
so much of a has- under constant
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a trap.
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15. When she opens her He would be out of
mouth, it seems that his depth in a parking
this is only to change lot puddle.
whichever foot was
previously in there.
Actual Performance Evaluations Actual Performance Evaluations
This young lady has She sets low personal
delusions of standards and then
adequacy. consistently fails to
achieve them.
Actual Performance Evaluations Actual Performance Evaluations
This employee should This employee is
go far ...and the depriving a village
sooner he starts, the somewhere of an
better. Page 15 idiot.
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16. Actual Change is inevitable,
except from a
Bumper vending machine
Stickers Actual Bumper Stickers
I’m out of my mind. Laugh alone and the
Back in five minutes. world thinks you're
an idiot
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Texas - At least our The gene pool could
cows are sane! use a little chlorine
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17. I didn't fight my Your kid may be an
way to the top of honor student but
the food chain just you're still an IDIOT!
to be a vegetarian
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I took an IQ test If we aren't
and the results supposed to be
were negative eating animals,
then why are they
made of meat?
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Forget about world Warning: Dates on
peace... the calendar are
...visualize using 17
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closer than they
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your turn signal appear
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18. Give me ambiguity Make it idiot proof
or give me and someone will
something else make a better idiot
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He who laughs last Always remember
thinks slowest you're unique...just
like everyone else
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Puritanism: I souport publik
The haunting fear edukasion
that someone,
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happy
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19. There are 3 kinds of Diplomacy is the art
people: those who of saying 'Nice
can count & those doggie!'... till you
who can't can find a big rock
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I like you, but I All generalizations
wouldn't want to are false
see you working
with subatomic
particles
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Learn from your I'm not as think as
parents' mistakes - you drunk I am
use birth control 19
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20. Time is what keeps The more people I
everything from meet, the more I
happening at once like my dog
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Women who seek Few women admit
to be equal to men their age...fewer
lack ambition men act it.
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How can I miss you Beauty is in the eye
if you won't go of the beer holder...
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21. Make it idiot proof We are Microsoft.
and someone will Resistance is futile.
make a better idiot. You will be
assimilated.
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Horn broken. Watch I love cats...they
for finger. taste just like
chicken.
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As long as there are Happiness is a belt-
tests, there will be fed weapon.
prayer in public 21
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schools.
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22. It is as BAD as you Friends don't let
think, and they ARE friends drive naked.
out to get us.
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Where there's a will, It's lonely at the
I want to be in it! top, but you eat
better.
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We’re born naked, Be nice to your
wet and hungry. kids. They'll choose
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your nursing home.
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worse.
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23. Sorry, I don't date I don't suffer from
outside my species. insanity, I enjoy
every minute of it.
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Hard work has a
future payoff.
Laziness pays off
NOW.
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