The document is a collection of quotes from various public figures that are unintentionally humorous due to errors in language, logic, or context. Some examples provided include Miss Alabama's rambling response about immortality, Mariah Carey's comments about starving children that focus on her own appearance, and Al Gore's statement about pollution and impurities being the cause of environmental harm. The document is meant to make the reader feel smarter by highlighting amusing mistakes and blunders in the quotes of celebrities, politicians, and other prominent individuals.

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4. "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff,“ - Mariah Carey

5. "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life…” --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

6. "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,“ --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

7. "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,“ --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

8. "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president,“ --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.

9. "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,“ --A congressional candidate in Texas.

10. "I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.“ --John Wayne

11. "Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

12. "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.“ -- Al Gore, (then) Vice President of the USA

13. "It's no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way or another” --George Bush, US President

14. "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.“ --Bill Clinton, Former US President

15. "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

16. "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

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