Chinese New Year Celebration - Humour

1. HELLO MY INTERNET FRIENDS CHINESE NEW YEAR WILL BE CELEBRATED VERY SOON. I KNOW ALL OF YOU WILL BE VERY BUSY CELEBRATING ON THAT AUSPICIOUS DAY. AND SO I’M ARRANGING FOR YOU TO JOIN ME ONLINE TO CELEBRATE THE CHINESE NEW YEAR AHEAD AND ENJOY THE MANY DELICIOUS MOUTH WATERING DELICACIES ON DISPLAY. AS YOU KNOW IN THIS ELECTRONIC AGE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. PLEASE DON’T ACCUSE ME OF NOT BEING GENEROUS AFTER YOU’VE SEEN ALL THE CAKES. THERE IS PLENTY FOR EVERYONE. THERE IS EVEN A “ TAPAU” BOX FOR YOU TO BRING HOME. ANYONE WHO WISH TO CONTINUE “EATING” AFTER THE DISPLAY, CAN “REPLAY” AND CONTINUE “EATING” ELECTRONICALLY. IF YOU ARE UNSURE HOW, YOU ARE ADVISED TO CONSULT MICROSOFT OR EVEN BETTER STILL BILL GATES HIMSELF. I’M SURE HE WILL BE MOST WILLING TO ASSIST YOU. HAPPY NEW YEAR GONG XI FA CAI !!!