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Mansfield and District U3A
     Newsletter




         Theatre Visit report: Page 4
        _____________________________

                 Established 1999
       HMRC Charity Registration No.: XT30525


              April 2013
         Website: www.mansfield-u3a.org.uk
   Noticeboard: http://mansfieldu3a.blogspot.com



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Welcome from your chairman
I DON’T THINK that there is much doubt that U3A has taken over from the virtually-defunct Adult
Education sector in the local colleges and LEAs as the leading provider of education (in its widest
sense) for adults.
It’s true that the colleges still run courses, but they seem to be increasingly ‘functional’, geared to
subjects that will help the students with a career. Moreover, most are decorated by a range of
qualifications – not something most retired people want any more to do with. In addition, there is a
cost, an ever-increasing cost, to each course as Government funding for education is cut.
In the nooks and crannies of the colleges and in the WEA classes, there are still islands of the wider
education that people want. We want further education, we want to keep our minds and bodies
active, we want more to do as our lives lengthen. We are the first generation (and, perhaps, the last)
to have the time and, usually, sufficient money to allow us to develop new interests and diversions,
to create ‘pastimes’ that do not merely pass the time, but enhance it.
We need this wider education, need it to help prevent that ever-so-easy slide into doleful old age. I
must admit that, at times, I get annoyed with the emphasis placed on ‘activity’ in old age – the
bungee-jumping great-grandmother and the desert-trekking eighty-year-old. All well and fine for
them, but I do like the warmth of my house and I do have too many unread books piled up on the
table to envy them their excitement.
The point is, though, we all need the spur of achieving something to give us fulfilment in our lives,
whether the achievement is physical, intellectual or social. And this is where U3A succeeds. Our
needs are met in one organisation, not many; they are met with one cost (the subscription), not
many; there are no exams, merely pride in achieving something better each time we practice; there
is a social dimension to every group. The best U3As will satisfy the needs of their members,
spurring them on.
There is a risk – complacency, the feeling that we have achieved what we want. Not only a personal
complacency that will prevent us from seeking new interests, but a group complacency that will
prevent a U3A from changing and developing itself.
I have idly looked at the websites of some of the East Midlands U3As today, and have admired the
breadth of their ‘education’ – the groups that cover all possible (and some impossible) subjects. It
would do us all good to look at those sites in order to disabuse ourselves of the idea that we have
‘got it cracked’. We haven’t, and although we have done many good things, there are still many
others to do.
Mike Allen
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In this issue
   Page 2             Chairman's Welcome.
   Page 3             Coffee Morning. U3A on TV. Holiday Updates. Book Table. Member's
                      Contribution: 'Loneliness' ...
   Page 4             ... 'Loneliness'. Recent Events: Backstage at The Palace
   Pages 5 - 8        Groups Meeting Programme.
   Page 9             Groups News: Popular Music Appreciation; Art; Bowls; Digital World.
   Page 10            Groups News: Theatre Visits; Yoga; Luncheon Club ...
   Page 11            Groups News: ... Luncheon Club; Heart Start. Member's Contribution:
                      'Keep Safe'.
   Page 12            Speaker's Corner. Dates for your diary. Notices.

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Coffee Morning
JUST another reminder about this annual event:
    •     Most important of all is the change of date from last year – 10th MAY.
    •     It is upstairs at the Towers from 10am - 12noon and the tickets are £2, which includes a
          cup of coffee. (Lift available.)
    •     This is our main fund-raising event of the year and we all have a good time.
    •     Whilst having a cuppa and chat with friends, you can also visit the many stalls, which will
          include tombola, raffle, a fun game, cake and plant stalls.
    •     DONATIONS for the tombola and raffle are needed and can be given to any Social
          Committee member. On the day, bring any plants and cakes that can also be sold.
REMEMBER: ALL the proceeds go into funds and help keep our low subscriptions. Tickets will be
on sale at the April meeting or pay on the door.
Karen Troop.
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U3A on TV
MEMBERS who have looked at the home page of the national website will know that they are
advertising a programme about U3A called 'Life in the Third Age', to be broadcast on the
Community Channel on 13th April at 8.30pm and 18th April at 11pm. (Sky 539, Virgin Media 233,
Freeview 87 and BBC iPlayer.)
David Ling
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Holiday Updates
Around Britain Cruise – 24th May - 3rd June
Another reminder about the meeting on the 4th May at the Junction restaurant in Sutton in Ashfield
when questions can be asked and hopefully answered. I shall be able to tell you the time of
departure from Mansfield and the time we will be expected home.
Tenby – 1st - 5th July
You can collect your itineraries and luggage labels from me at the May meeting. I think you will
agree It will be too late waiting until June.
Thursford Christmas Spectacular – 4th, 5th & 6th December
All deposits should be in by the April meeting please. There are just 5 of you left to pay the £10.
Cheques to be paid to Mansfield & District U3A.
Margaret Burlinson                                      Details of all holidays are on the website ...
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Book Table
March was not as good as February but better than January. We raised £41.41 making the total for
the first three months this year £118.07.
Carry on buying please, it keeps YOUR annual subs down.
Lilian Whitehead.
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Socialising keeps you young
LONELINESS can increase the risk of dementia but those who live alone are not more at risk if they
have an active social life, according to a study published in the Journal of Neurology Neurosurgery
and Psychiatry that suggests that loneliness may affect cognition and memory as a result of loss of
regular use, or that loneliness could itself be a sign of emerging dementia – perhaps as a
behavioural reaction to impaired cognition.

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Dutch researchers tracked the long-term health of more than 2,000 elderly people with no signs of
dementia who were living independently for three years. Around one in 10 had developed dementia
after three years compared with one in 20 who lived with others. When it came to those who said
they felt lonely, more than twice as many had developed dementia after three years compared with
those who did not.
The authors of the report said: "The fact that 'feeling lonely rather than 'being alone' was associated
with dementia onset suggests that it is not the objective situation, but, rather, the perceived absence
of social attachments that increases the risk of cognitative decline".
So U3A membership may be doing you good as well as providing opportunities for fun and
continued learning!
A member's contribution
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Recent Events




Backstage at the Palace
MEMBERS enjoyed a backstage visit to the Palace Theatre on 20th March, organised by Sheila
Whalley.
We were shown behind the scenes by Education manager Chris Neale and our tour included
rehearsal rooms, dressing rooms and a look behind the wings backstage. We were also able to
watch the technical staff, lighting and sound engineers, preparing the theatre for a performance that
evening.
Later, over coffee, Chris gave us a history of the theatre and one member found a photograph of his
grandmother who once worked there. Chris also gave an update on some future productions,
including two he will be directing.
Thanks to Sheila for organising an unusual and interesting afternoon.
Ian Boucher                                                                        More photos here ...

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Key to Meetings details:
THIS TABLE SHOWS THE DAY of the month, time and frequency using the first two letters of the
day, followed by numbers 1 - 5 to represent the week number. The final letter M (or F, W or V)
indicates that the group meets monthly, fortnightly, weekly or at variable intervals.
So 'Tu2, 2.30 - V M' would mean a group meeting on the 2nd Tuesday at 2.30pm Monthly but with
Variable finish times.
The main Mansfield and District U3A meetings are on the 3rd Tuesday of each month (except August
and December) at the Oakham Suite, 155 Nottingham Road, Mansfield from 10 am - 12.30 pm.

Interest Group           Meetings                  Meeting Places           Leader/Contact
Art                      We3, 10 -12 M             Big Barn Lane            Linda Spray
                                                   Methodist Church,        01623 795176
                                                   Mansfield
Next Meetings: April 17th; May 15th; June 19th
Art Appreciation         Mo1, 2.00 - 4.00 M        Baptist Church,          Pauline Boucher
                                                   Rosemary St.             01623 644798
                                                   Mansfield
Next Meeting: 29th April – Tea & talk at Thoresby
Next Visit: Wed. 29th May – Walker Art Gallery Liverpool
Beginners' Bridge        Mo, Various               Enviro Centre,           Maxine Rose/Glenis
(With Ashfield U3A)      6.30 - 9.00               Derby Rd College,        Carr
                                                   Mansfield                01623 459081/627735
Next Meetings: 22nd April; 13th May
(Also Acol sessions at the Mechanics Institute – Th, 10 - 12.30 W)
Board Games              Mo F, 6.30                The Rushley Inn,         Linda Leivers
                                                   Nottingham Road,         01623 471963
                                                   Mansfield
Next Meetings: 15th & 29th April; 13th & 27th May
Bowls                    Th, 1.30 - 3.30 W         Mansfield Bowls          Don Wright
                                                   Club,                    01623 628946
                                                   Chesterfield Road
Next Meetings: 9th, 16th, 23rd, 30th May & 6th June with coaching
Caravan & M'home         Various                   TBA                      Terry Lammas
Rally                                                                       01623 471963
Inaugural Meeting: Fri. 31st May to 2nd June – Skellingthorpe, nr Doddington Hall, Lincolnshire
Chat and Stitch          Mo3, 2.00 - 4.00 M        St John's Centre,        Doreen Storer
                                                   Mansfield                01623 407731
Next Meetings: 15th April; 20th May

All members are invited to contact the relevant Group Leader if they would like to participate in any
               interest group or attend an event. NB: * indicates a waiting list.


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Interest Group           Meetings                    Meeting Place           Leader/Contact
Current Affairs          Tu2, 2.00 - 4.00 M          St John's Centre,       Norma Shillinglaw
                                                     Mansfield               01623 466934
Next Meetings: April 9th; May 14th; June 10th
Digital World            Fri 2 & 4, 2.00 - 4.00      Stanton Hill Baptist    David Ling
                         2/M                         Church, Skegby          01623 822994
Next Meetings: 12th April – Review of 'Sharp' submissions & intro. to RAW; 26th April – Simple RAW
processing; 10th May – Review of 'The Sun' submissions; 24th May – Treasure Hunt at Vicar Water
Family History           Tu4, 10.00 - 12.00 M        St John's Centre,       Max Clarke
                                                     Mansfield               01623 621744
Next Meetings: 23rd April – Birth Certificates; 28th May – TBA
Film Studies *           We1, 1.30 - V M             Joy's home              Joy Crowe
                                                                             01623 645400
Next Meetings: 1st May; 5th June
Garden Visits            During the Summer           Various                 Marion Thornton
                                                                             01623 651528
Next Visits: 17th May – Burton Agnes Hall; 19th July – Trentham Gardens and Wollerton Old Hall
Gardening                Tu1, 10.00 - 12.00 M        St Peter's Centre,      Avril McGee
                                                     Mansfield               01623 452688
Next Meetings: 7th May – Janette Merilion: Birds, Butterflies & Bees; 4th June – Outing to
Doddington Hall
Heartstart               Th3, 1.00 - 3.00            William Kaye Hall,      Linda Leivers
                                                     Ladybrook Lane          01623 471963
Next Meetings: 18th April*; 18th May*; 13th June*; 18th July*; 22nd August; 19th September
Holidays                 Various                     TBA                     Margaret Burlinson
(Home & Abroad)                                                              01623 632538
Next holidays: 24th May - 3rd June – Around Britain Cruise; 1st - 5th July – Tenby;
4th, 5th & 6th December – Thursford Christmas Spectacular
Keep Fit (New)           TBA                         TBA                     Linda Leivers
                                                                             01623 471963
Inaugural Meeting: TBA
Local History            Fri1, 10.00 - 12.00 M       The Rushley Inn,        Bob & Sue Longden
                                                     Nottingham Road         01623 486903
Next Meetings: 3rd May – Members' Meeting; 7th June – Local Railways with Bob Longden
Next visit: 5th July – Severn Valley Railway (Joint trip with Sci-Tech)
Luncheon Club            Th after 3rd Tu,            Various                 David Ling
                         12.00 - 2.00 M                                      01623 822994
Next Meetings: April 18th – Mansfield Manor; May 23rd – The Countryman, Kirkby in Ashfield

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Interest Group           Meetings                    Meeting Place          Leader/Contact

                                          Music Groups

Classical Music 1 *      Th2, 2.00 - 4.00 M          Members' homes         Alan & Marlene
                                                                            Radford
                                                                            01623 427934
Next Meetings: 11th April – Berlioz with Marlene & Alan; 9th May – Tchaikovsky with Ruth
Classical Music 2        Mo4, 2.00 - 4.00 M          Members' homes         Peter Hart
                                                                            01623 620940
Next Meetings: 22nd April – Free choice with Mary; 20th May – Waltzes & Marches with Peter
Crabbe
Concert Visits (New) Various                         Royal Concert Hall,    David Ling
(With Southwell U3A)                                 Nottingham             01623 822994
Inaugural Meeting: 2nd May - 7:30pm – The Hallé (Rachmaninov and Berlioz)
Music 2 *                Mo4, 2.00 - 4.30 M          Members' homes         Eric Prescott
                                                                            01623 631160
Next Meeting: TBA
Popular Music            Tu4, 2.00 - 4.00 M          St John's School,      Peter Haynes
Appreciation *                                       Mansfield              01623 610886
Next Meetings: April 23rd; May 28th; June 25th
Pudding Club *           Tu1, 4.00 - 6.00 M          Members' homes         Sylvia Slack
                                                                            01623 633981
Next Meetings: May 7th at Sylvia's; June 25th at Sylvia's; No meeting in July
Reading 1 *              Th3, 2.00 - 4.00 M          Peter Dawson's home Peter Dawson
                                                                         01623 882191
Next Meetings: 21st March; 18th April; 16th May; 20th June
Reading 2                Tu3, 2.00 - 4.00 M          Ravenshead Library     Joan Hufton
                                                                            01623 557488
Next Meetings: 21st May; 18th June
Science & Technical      Tu1, 1.30 - 3.30 M          Stanton Hill Baptist   Ian Boucher
                                                     Church, Albert St.     01623 644798
                                                     Skegby
Next Meetings: 7th May – Origins of Weather Forecasting with Graham Allin; 7th July – Linux, a
deeper understanding with Dr David Marples, 6pm at Mansfield Library.
Next visits: 4th June – Pleasley Colliery Museum; 5th July – Severn Valley Railway (Joint trip with
Local History)
Scrabble *               Mo2, 2.00 - 4 .00 M         Brenda Thurkettle's    Brenda Thurkettle
                                                     home                   01623 628136
Next Meetings: 13th May; 10th June

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Interest Group           Meetings                  Meeting Place            Leader/Contact
Singing for Fun          Th V                      West Notts College,      June Fell
                                                   Derby Rd. Mansfield      01623 623547
Next Meetings: Tues April 16th & Thurs April 25th; May 2nd,16th & 30th
Next Concert: Monday 29th April – Mansfield Musical Festival, 7.00pm
Tai Chi                  Mo, 9.30 - 10.30 W        St John's Centre,        Cliff Laycock
                                                   Mansfield                01623 481985
Next Meetings: April15th, 22nd & 29th; May 6th, 13th 20th & 27th
Theatre Visits           Various                   Various                  Sheila Whalley
                                                                            01623 453908
Wed. 17th April – Blood Brothers. (Matinee at the Theatre Royal, Nottingham.)
Sat. 11th May – Birmingham Royal Ballet. (Matinee at the Theatre Royal, Nottingham.)
Wed. 15th May – The Mouse Trap. (Evening at the Theatre Royal, Nottingham.)
                                        Walking Groups
Hikers                   Th1 & Mo3, 9.30 - V       Tesco car park, off      Peter Thurkettle
(all-day, 6 - 8 miles)   2/M                       Oak Tree Lane            01623 628136
Next Meetings: Mon. 15th April – Ilam / Manifold / Wetton; Thurs. 2nd May – Tissington / Fenny
Bentley; Mon. 20th May – Bradgate & Charnwood: Thurs. 6th June – Kiveton Park
Strollers                We2, 10.30 - V M          Various                  Barbara Massey /
(a leisurely 2 miles)                                                       Marion Thornton
                                                                            01623 628357 /
                                                                            01623 651528
Next Meetings: 10th April – Vicar Water; 8th May – Rufford Abbey; 12th June – Portland Pk. Kirkby
Walkers                  We4, 10.30 – V M          Various                  Joy & Nick Crowe
(an easy 4 - 5 miles)                                                       01623 645400
Next Meetings: 24th April – Sansom Woods &Papplewick; 22nd May – Vicar Water & Tall Pines
Wine Appreciation        We3, 7.30 - V M           Members' homes           Mike Allen
2*                                                                          01623 653345
Next Meetings: April 17th – Macon-Villages with K/NS; May 15th – Shiraz with J/MF
Wine Appreciation        Tu4, 7.30 - V M           Members' homes           Graham Allin
3*                                                                          01623 473662
Next Meetings: Apr 23 – Port with Jill; May 28 – Sauvignon Blanc with Colin
Writing for Pleasure * Mo2, 2.00 - 4.00 M          The Stanhope Centre      Sue Ford / Hilary
                                                   (Bridge St. Methodist    Miller 01623
                                                   Church), Mansfield.      844286 / 620067
Next Meetings: 13th May; 10th June; 8th July
Yoga                     We, 1.00 - 3.00 W         Bridge Street            Linda Leivers
                                                   Methodist Church         01623 471963
Next Meetings: April10th, 17th & 24th; May 1st, 8th, 15th, 22nd & 29th; June 5th, 12th, 19th & 26th

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Groups News (Check the Interest Group web pages for updates)
Popular Music Appreciation
WE HAD our musical lunch at the Carnarvon Arms on Tuesday March 26th. It was enjoyed
very much by everyone. Good food, very good company.
The musical quiz was won by Brenda Cartledge and Sandra Evans.
Peter Haynes
Bowls
OUTDOOR Bowls commence Thursday May 9th, 1.30pm to 3.30pm, and every Thursday until
closing of the Green, at the Mansfield Bowling Club, Chesterfield Road, Mansfield.
I suggest members arrive 1.00pm to 1.15pm to register, collect bowls (if required) and meet
the coaches.
Please contact me if you have any questions or for further information.
Don Wright (01623 628946)
Art
OUR NEW Art group, tutored by member Michael Morton, a retired, professional illustrator who
presented some of his art work to the members' meeting in January, met for the first time on
Wednesday 20th of March at the Big Barn Lane, Methodist Church Hall.
There were 16 attendees, so space for several more. If you haven't already signed up,
please join us and have fun with sketch pads and pencils. Can you draw a pen-and-ink
brassica or insect?
That's our homework for next month, when you'll need a kitchen or workshop tool to draw too.
Linda Leivers
Digital World
ARCTIC weather in Skegby forced a late change of venue for our 22nd March meeting to The
Rushley, where we welcomed several new members, including some from Hucknall U3A, and
discussed topics some members wanted to explore in the next few months, in addition to
helping everyone to take better snaps on holiday. Specifically:
     1. Several new members offered to help us to learn more about enhancements with
         our recently-acquired Photoshop Elements 11 than we've been able to so far.
     2. Several shoot in RAW in order to have greater editing flexibility than is possible
        working with JPGs and offered to explain why this format has advantages in difficult
        lighting conditions and when the need for heavy cropping can be foreseen.
     3. There was enthusiasm too for restoration of our monthly 'themes', which hadn't
        attracted many entries recently, and for the idea of some photographic 'treasure
        hunts' during the summer. We agreed that 'Sharp' would be the theme for entries
        we'd discuss on 12th April. (The next theme will be 'The Sun', to be submitted as
        email attachments to me by 5th May please, for discussion on the 10th.)
     4. We will hold our first treasure hunt at Vicar Water Country Park at 2pm on 24th May
        and will welcome anyone who'd like to find and photograph 12 subjects and submit
        their efforts by email to me by 2nd June so that we can discuss them on the 14th.
Do come along to Stanton Hill Baptist Church at 2.00 on any 2nd or 4th Friday if you'd like to join
in and share tips about making the most of your camera, however simple or complex it is, or learn
how simple photo editing anyone can do can turn snaps into something to be proud of.
David Ling

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Theatre Visits
THE LONDON MUSICAL – BILLY ELLIOTT, 11TH & 12TH JUNE
Margaret Burlinson has taken over the organisation of this break to help me out and asks me to
remind the 38 going on this break that the company would be grateful to receive your balances by
17th April. Please remember to bring your cheque books as she will need to post them after the
April meeting on the 16th. Cheques to be paid to Mansfield & District U3A.
She has added £1 for the driver's gratuity, so the complicated balances are as follows:
     •   6 singles inc. supplement = £155.
     •   4 singles inc. supplement minus musical = £125.50.
     •   1 couple minus musical = £90.50.
     •  The rest - 26 people = £120. (You should know who you are, but ring Margaret if you are
        confused.)
Those 30 people who will be eating at Porters in Covent garden can add the £5 deposit to your
cheque. Margaret has already paid this deposit because we could not risk tables being taken.
We have to pre-order so I shall show you a menu in May from which you can choose your 2
courses. You can then also collect from me: your itinerary, coach plan & your luggage labels, which
Margaret will have prepared by then.
Sheila Whalley (01623 453908)
YOGA
OUR NEW yoga group got off to a deferred start on 27th
of March with a good crowd of enthusiastic members who
now meet every week to learn from Sarah Hollis, who
has been qualified and teaching yoga for over 6
years.
She is very understanding and can modify her lesson
time to suit those who may be more comfortable on
chairs.
It is not too late to join, so contact me, if you missed
the list at the last meeting, although we are limited to
a maximum of 20 for safety reasons. The cost is
£4.00 to cover rent and Sarah's fee.
Linda Leivers/Jackie Ling (01623 822994)
Luncheon Club
MARCH at Ania in Sherwood, Nottingham, introduced members to Polish cuisine and we now
understand why it's had rave reviews. Well done and thanks to Maisie Hammond for finding it and
for making arrangements, and to Ania and her son for opening specially and making us so
welcome. Several diners told me how pleasantly surprised they were to find that Polish cuisine is
actually lightly spiced and more-delicate than they'd anticipated.
On April 18th, we'll try another new venue, the extensively refurbished Mansfield Manor, to see
what changes the new owners have brought to the Portland-Hotel-that-was of infamy. Recent
reviews have been excellent and Reg and Barbara Dixon are confident that this will be another
worthy addition to Mansfield's dining scene. The menu they've chosen certainly looks excellent and
has something to suit everyone, priced at just £10 for two courses or £13 for three.

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And for our third exploration in a row, Sheila Whalley will be taking us to The Countryman at Kirkby
in Ashfield, which has also had major refurbishment to bring a more modern feel to this traditional,
family-owned country pub, which is establishing a fine reputation for food, service and ambience.
Dishes will be priced individually from £9.00 for 2 courses (min) to £16.45 for three (max).
Bookings are open today.
David Ling                                                                   Menus are on the website ...

Heartstart
THE TREMENDOUS and very welcome support for this first-aid training programme, organised and
funded by the British Heart Foundation, has meant that the first four courses at William Kaye Hall,
Ladybrook Lane, are now fully booked.
We still have vacancies for Thursday 22nd August (1.00 - 3.00) and Thursday 19th September
(10.00 - 12.00) though so let me know if you'd like to take part.
Linda Leivers
_______________________________________________________________________________________
Keep Safe
AS WE progress into 2013, I want to thank you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am
totally screwed-up now and have little chance of recovery.
 I can no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, nor let the waitress put lemon
 slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel.
 I can't sit down on a hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it
 was last washed.
 I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pastime
 while driving alone is picking one's nose.
 Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of
 trans fats I have consumed over the years.
 I can't touch any woman's handbag for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public toilet.
 I must send my special thanks for the email about rat poo in the glue on envelopes because I now
 have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing.
 ALSO, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.
 I can't have a drink in a bar because I fear I'll wake up in a bathtub full of ice with my kidneys gone.
 I can't eat food from a take-away because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no
 eyes, feet or feathers.
 I can't use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.
 Thanks to you I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my
 friends and make a wish within five minutes.
 Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.
 I no longer buy fuel without taking someone along to watch the car, so a serial killer doesn't crawl in
 my back seat when I'm filling up.
 I no longer use Cling Wrap in the microwave because it causes seven different types of cancer.
 And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup of water in the microwave any more because it will
 blow up in my face, disfiguring me for life.
 I don't go to the cinema because I could sit on a needle infected with AIDS.
 I don't go to shopping centres because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.
And I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get
a huge phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore and Uzbekistan.
A member's contribution

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Speakers' Corner
OUR SPEAKER today is Anita Young who will talk about Ladies in History, The Dickens Fellowship.
Anita will appear in splendid period costume to entertain us with the portrayal of several Dickens
characters.
She will take us back in time with amusing stories of Mrs. Gaskill and readings of George Elliott.
Marilyn Dibble
_______________________________________________________________________________________
Dates for your diary (Check the website for more information and updates.)
Fri. 10th May: ANNUAL COFFEE MORNING at The Towers, 10.00 - 12.00. £2 inc coffee. See p.3.
Details & tickets from Jean Hinds (414393) or Karen Troop (633404).
Tues. 2nd July: U3A East Midlands Regional Conference at Northampton Holiday Inn. £10. See
noticeboard.
Sun. 28th July: OPEN GARDEN at Sheila Whalley's home in aid of Air Ambulance. 1.00 - 5.00.
Details & tickets from Jean Hinds (414393).
_________________________________________________________________________
Event and Visit Payments
MEMBERS are reminded that deposits and payments for events and visits organised by Mansfield
U3A and its interest groups are non-refundable, but places so reserved may be offered to others.
______________________________________________________________________________
Changes of address, etc.
PLEASE contact the membership secretary, Avril McGee (01623 452688), if you've changed your
address, phone number or email since joining Mansfield U3A so that she can update our records.
______________________________________________________________________________
Disclaimer
THE VIEWS expressed here are those of the contributors, only, and do not necessarily reflect those
of the editor, the committee of Mansfield U3A or the Third Age Trust. Nor can any responsibility be
accepted for members' announcements or any errors that may occur.
______________________________________________________________________________
Next Issue
PLEASE SEND contributions for the May issue to mansfieldu3a@aol.com, or in typescript to the
editor, as soon as you can and by 1st May at the latest. Thanks!
______________________________________________________________________________
Editor: David Ling (01623 822994)             Printed by: Portland Print (www.portlandprint.org.uk/)

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Mansfield U3A Newsletter: April 2013

  • 1. Mansfield and District U3A Newsletter Theatre Visit report: Page 4 _____________________________ Established 1999 HMRC Charity Registration No.: XT30525 April 2013 Website: www.mansfield-u3a.org.uk Noticeboard: http://mansfieldu3a.blogspot.com Page 1 of 12
  • 2. Welcome from your chairman I DON’T THINK that there is much doubt that U3A has taken over from the virtually-defunct Adult Education sector in the local colleges and LEAs as the leading provider of education (in its widest sense) for adults. It’s true that the colleges still run courses, but they seem to be increasingly ‘functional’, geared to subjects that will help the students with a career. Moreover, most are decorated by a range of qualifications – not something most retired people want any more to do with. In addition, there is a cost, an ever-increasing cost, to each course as Government funding for education is cut. In the nooks and crannies of the colleges and in the WEA classes, there are still islands of the wider education that people want. We want further education, we want to keep our minds and bodies active, we want more to do as our lives lengthen. We are the first generation (and, perhaps, the last) to have the time and, usually, sufficient money to allow us to develop new interests and diversions, to create ‘pastimes’ that do not merely pass the time, but enhance it. We need this wider education, need it to help prevent that ever-so-easy slide into doleful old age. I must admit that, at times, I get annoyed with the emphasis placed on ‘activity’ in old age – the bungee-jumping great-grandmother and the desert-trekking eighty-year-old. All well and fine for them, but I do like the warmth of my house and I do have too many unread books piled up on the table to envy them their excitement. The point is, though, we all need the spur of achieving something to give us fulfilment in our lives, whether the achievement is physical, intellectual or social. And this is where U3A succeeds. Our needs are met in one organisation, not many; they are met with one cost (the subscription), not many; there are no exams, merely pride in achieving something better each time we practice; there is a social dimension to every group. The best U3As will satisfy the needs of their members, spurring them on. There is a risk – complacency, the feeling that we have achieved what we want. Not only a personal complacency that will prevent us from seeking new interests, but a group complacency that will prevent a U3A from changing and developing itself. I have idly looked at the websites of some of the East Midlands U3As today, and have admired the breadth of their ‘education’ – the groups that cover all possible (and some impossible) subjects. It would do us all good to look at those sites in order to disabuse ourselves of the idea that we have ‘got it cracked’. We haven’t, and although we have done many good things, there are still many others to do. Mike Allen ______________________________________________________________________________ In this issue Page 2 Chairman's Welcome. Page 3 Coffee Morning. U3A on TV. Holiday Updates. Book Table. Member's Contribution: 'Loneliness' ... Page 4 ... 'Loneliness'. Recent Events: Backstage at The Palace Pages 5 - 8 Groups Meeting Programme. Page 9 Groups News: Popular Music Appreciation; Art; Bowls; Digital World. Page 10 Groups News: Theatre Visits; Yoga; Luncheon Club ... Page 11 Groups News: ... Luncheon Club; Heart Start. Member's Contribution: 'Keep Safe'. Page 12 Speaker's Corner. Dates for your diary. Notices. Page 2 of 12
  • 3. Coffee Morning JUST another reminder about this annual event: • Most important of all is the change of date from last year – 10th MAY. • It is upstairs at the Towers from 10am - 12noon and the tickets are £2, which includes a cup of coffee. (Lift available.) • This is our main fund-raising event of the year and we all have a good time. • Whilst having a cuppa and chat with friends, you can also visit the many stalls, which will include tombola, raffle, a fun game, cake and plant stalls. • DONATIONS for the tombola and raffle are needed and can be given to any Social Committee member. On the day, bring any plants and cakes that can also be sold. REMEMBER: ALL the proceeds go into funds and help keep our low subscriptions. Tickets will be on sale at the April meeting or pay on the door. Karen Troop. ______________________________________________________________________________ U3A on TV MEMBERS who have looked at the home page of the national website will know that they are advertising a programme about U3A called 'Life in the Third Age', to be broadcast on the Community Channel on 13th April at 8.30pm and 18th April at 11pm. (Sky 539, Virgin Media 233, Freeview 87 and BBC iPlayer.) David Ling ______________________________________________________________________________ Holiday Updates Around Britain Cruise – 24th May - 3rd June Another reminder about the meeting on the 4th May at the Junction restaurant in Sutton in Ashfield when questions can be asked and hopefully answered. I shall be able to tell you the time of departure from Mansfield and the time we will be expected home. Tenby – 1st - 5th July You can collect your itineraries and luggage labels from me at the May meeting. I think you will agree It will be too late waiting until June. Thursford Christmas Spectacular – 4th, 5th & 6th December All deposits should be in by the April meeting please. There are just 5 of you left to pay the £10. Cheques to be paid to Mansfield & District U3A. Margaret Burlinson Details of all holidays are on the website ... ________________________________________________________________________________________ Book Table March was not as good as February but better than January. We raised £41.41 making the total for the first three months this year £118.07. Carry on buying please, it keeps YOUR annual subs down. Lilian Whitehead. _______________________________________________________________________________________ Socialising keeps you young LONELINESS can increase the risk of dementia but those who live alone are not more at risk if they have an active social life, according to a study published in the Journal of Neurology Neurosurgery and Psychiatry that suggests that loneliness may affect cognition and memory as a result of loss of regular use, or that loneliness could itself be a sign of emerging dementia – perhaps as a behavioural reaction to impaired cognition. Page 3 of 12
  • 4. Dutch researchers tracked the long-term health of more than 2,000 elderly people with no signs of dementia who were living independently for three years. Around one in 10 had developed dementia after three years compared with one in 20 who lived with others. When it came to those who said they felt lonely, more than twice as many had developed dementia after three years compared with those who did not. The authors of the report said: "The fact that 'feeling lonely rather than 'being alone' was associated with dementia onset suggests that it is not the objective situation, but, rather, the perceived absence of social attachments that increases the risk of cognitative decline". So U3A membership may be doing you good as well as providing opportunities for fun and continued learning! A member's contribution _______________________________________________________________________________________ Recent Events Backstage at the Palace MEMBERS enjoyed a backstage visit to the Palace Theatre on 20th March, organised by Sheila Whalley. We were shown behind the scenes by Education manager Chris Neale and our tour included rehearsal rooms, dressing rooms and a look behind the wings backstage. We were also able to watch the technical staff, lighting and sound engineers, preparing the theatre for a performance that evening. Later, over coffee, Chris gave us a history of the theatre and one member found a photograph of his grandmother who once worked there. Chris also gave an update on some future productions, including two he will be directing. Thanks to Sheila for organising an unusual and interesting afternoon. Ian Boucher More photos here ... Page 4 of 12
  • 5. Key to Meetings details: THIS TABLE SHOWS THE DAY of the month, time and frequency using the first two letters of the day, followed by numbers 1 - 5 to represent the week number. The final letter M (or F, W or V) indicates that the group meets monthly, fortnightly, weekly or at variable intervals. So 'Tu2, 2.30 - V M' would mean a group meeting on the 2nd Tuesday at 2.30pm Monthly but with Variable finish times. The main Mansfield and District U3A meetings are on the 3rd Tuesday of each month (except August and December) at the Oakham Suite, 155 Nottingham Road, Mansfield from 10 am - 12.30 pm. Interest Group Meetings Meeting Places Leader/Contact Art We3, 10 -12 M Big Barn Lane Linda Spray Methodist Church, 01623 795176 Mansfield Next Meetings: April 17th; May 15th; June 19th Art Appreciation Mo1, 2.00 - 4.00 M Baptist Church, Pauline Boucher Rosemary St. 01623 644798 Mansfield Next Meeting: 29th April – Tea & talk at Thoresby Next Visit: Wed. 29th May – Walker Art Gallery Liverpool Beginners' Bridge Mo, Various Enviro Centre, Maxine Rose/Glenis (With Ashfield U3A) 6.30 - 9.00 Derby Rd College, Carr Mansfield 01623 459081/627735 Next Meetings: 22nd April; 13th May (Also Acol sessions at the Mechanics Institute – Th, 10 - 12.30 W) Board Games Mo F, 6.30 The Rushley Inn, Linda Leivers Nottingham Road, 01623 471963 Mansfield Next Meetings: 15th & 29th April; 13th & 27th May Bowls Th, 1.30 - 3.30 W Mansfield Bowls Don Wright Club, 01623 628946 Chesterfield Road Next Meetings: 9th, 16th, 23rd, 30th May & 6th June with coaching Caravan & M'home Various TBA Terry Lammas Rally 01623 471963 Inaugural Meeting: Fri. 31st May to 2nd June – Skellingthorpe, nr Doddington Hall, Lincolnshire Chat and Stitch Mo3, 2.00 - 4.00 M St John's Centre, Doreen Storer Mansfield 01623 407731 Next Meetings: 15th April; 20th May All members are invited to contact the relevant Group Leader if they would like to participate in any interest group or attend an event. NB: * indicates a waiting list. Page 5 of 12
  • 6. Interest Group Meetings Meeting Place Leader/Contact Current Affairs Tu2, 2.00 - 4.00 M St John's Centre, Norma Shillinglaw Mansfield 01623 466934 Next Meetings: April 9th; May 14th; June 10th Digital World Fri 2 & 4, 2.00 - 4.00 Stanton Hill Baptist David Ling 2/M Church, Skegby 01623 822994 Next Meetings: 12th April – Review of 'Sharp' submissions & intro. to RAW; 26th April – Simple RAW processing; 10th May – Review of 'The Sun' submissions; 24th May – Treasure Hunt at Vicar Water Family History Tu4, 10.00 - 12.00 M St John's Centre, Max Clarke Mansfield 01623 621744 Next Meetings: 23rd April – Birth Certificates; 28th May – TBA Film Studies * We1, 1.30 - V M Joy's home Joy Crowe 01623 645400 Next Meetings: 1st May; 5th June Garden Visits During the Summer Various Marion Thornton 01623 651528 Next Visits: 17th May – Burton Agnes Hall; 19th July – Trentham Gardens and Wollerton Old Hall Gardening Tu1, 10.00 - 12.00 M St Peter's Centre, Avril McGee Mansfield 01623 452688 Next Meetings: 7th May – Janette Merilion: Birds, Butterflies & Bees; 4th June – Outing to Doddington Hall Heartstart Th3, 1.00 - 3.00 William Kaye Hall, Linda Leivers Ladybrook Lane 01623 471963 Next Meetings: 18th April*; 18th May*; 13th June*; 18th July*; 22nd August; 19th September Holidays Various TBA Margaret Burlinson (Home & Abroad) 01623 632538 Next holidays: 24th May - 3rd June – Around Britain Cruise; 1st - 5th July – Tenby; 4th, 5th & 6th December – Thursford Christmas Spectacular Keep Fit (New) TBA TBA Linda Leivers 01623 471963 Inaugural Meeting: TBA Local History Fri1, 10.00 - 12.00 M The Rushley Inn, Bob & Sue Longden Nottingham Road 01623 486903 Next Meetings: 3rd May – Members' Meeting; 7th June – Local Railways with Bob Longden Next visit: 5th July – Severn Valley Railway (Joint trip with Sci-Tech) Luncheon Club Th after 3rd Tu, Various David Ling 12.00 - 2.00 M 01623 822994 Next Meetings: April 18th – Mansfield Manor; May 23rd – The Countryman, Kirkby in Ashfield Page 6 of 12
  • 7. Interest Group Meetings Meeting Place Leader/Contact Music Groups Classical Music 1 * Th2, 2.00 - 4.00 M Members' homes Alan & Marlene Radford 01623 427934 Next Meetings: 11th April – Berlioz with Marlene & Alan; 9th May – Tchaikovsky with Ruth Classical Music 2 Mo4, 2.00 - 4.00 M Members' homes Peter Hart 01623 620940 Next Meetings: 22nd April – Free choice with Mary; 20th May – Waltzes & Marches with Peter Crabbe Concert Visits (New) Various Royal Concert Hall, David Ling (With Southwell U3A) Nottingham 01623 822994 Inaugural Meeting: 2nd May - 7:30pm – The Hallé (Rachmaninov and Berlioz) Music 2 * Mo4, 2.00 - 4.30 M Members' homes Eric Prescott 01623 631160 Next Meeting: TBA Popular Music Tu4, 2.00 - 4.00 M St John's School, Peter Haynes Appreciation * Mansfield 01623 610886 Next Meetings: April 23rd; May 28th; June 25th Pudding Club * Tu1, 4.00 - 6.00 M Members' homes Sylvia Slack 01623 633981 Next Meetings: May 7th at Sylvia's; June 25th at Sylvia's; No meeting in July Reading 1 * Th3, 2.00 - 4.00 M Peter Dawson's home Peter Dawson 01623 882191 Next Meetings: 21st March; 18th April; 16th May; 20th June Reading 2 Tu3, 2.00 - 4.00 M Ravenshead Library Joan Hufton 01623 557488 Next Meetings: 21st May; 18th June Science & Technical Tu1, 1.30 - 3.30 M Stanton Hill Baptist Ian Boucher Church, Albert St. 01623 644798 Skegby Next Meetings: 7th May – Origins of Weather Forecasting with Graham Allin; 7th July – Linux, a deeper understanding with Dr David Marples, 6pm at Mansfield Library. Next visits: 4th June – Pleasley Colliery Museum; 5th July – Severn Valley Railway (Joint trip with Local History) Scrabble * Mo2, 2.00 - 4 .00 M Brenda Thurkettle's Brenda Thurkettle home 01623 628136 Next Meetings: 13th May; 10th June Page 7 of 12
  • 8. Interest Group Meetings Meeting Place Leader/Contact Singing for Fun Th V West Notts College, June Fell Derby Rd. Mansfield 01623 623547 Next Meetings: Tues April 16th & Thurs April 25th; May 2nd,16th & 30th Next Concert: Monday 29th April – Mansfield Musical Festival, 7.00pm Tai Chi Mo, 9.30 - 10.30 W St John's Centre, Cliff Laycock Mansfield 01623 481985 Next Meetings: April15th, 22nd & 29th; May 6th, 13th 20th & 27th Theatre Visits Various Various Sheila Whalley 01623 453908 Wed. 17th April – Blood Brothers. (Matinee at the Theatre Royal, Nottingham.) Sat. 11th May – Birmingham Royal Ballet. (Matinee at the Theatre Royal, Nottingham.) Wed. 15th May – The Mouse Trap. (Evening at the Theatre Royal, Nottingham.) Walking Groups Hikers Th1 & Mo3, 9.30 - V Tesco car park, off Peter Thurkettle (all-day, 6 - 8 miles) 2/M Oak Tree Lane 01623 628136 Next Meetings: Mon. 15th April – Ilam / Manifold / Wetton; Thurs. 2nd May – Tissington / Fenny Bentley; Mon. 20th May – Bradgate & Charnwood: Thurs. 6th June – Kiveton Park Strollers We2, 10.30 - V M Various Barbara Massey / (a leisurely 2 miles) Marion Thornton 01623 628357 / 01623 651528 Next Meetings: 10th April – Vicar Water; 8th May – Rufford Abbey; 12th June – Portland Pk. Kirkby Walkers We4, 10.30 – V M Various Joy & Nick Crowe (an easy 4 - 5 miles) 01623 645400 Next Meetings: 24th April – Sansom Woods &Papplewick; 22nd May – Vicar Water & Tall Pines Wine Appreciation We3, 7.30 - V M Members' homes Mike Allen 2* 01623 653345 Next Meetings: April 17th – Macon-Villages with K/NS; May 15th – Shiraz with J/MF Wine Appreciation Tu4, 7.30 - V M Members' homes Graham Allin 3* 01623 473662 Next Meetings: Apr 23 – Port with Jill; May 28 – Sauvignon Blanc with Colin Writing for Pleasure * Mo2, 2.00 - 4.00 M The Stanhope Centre Sue Ford / Hilary (Bridge St. Methodist Miller 01623 Church), Mansfield. 844286 / 620067 Next Meetings: 13th May; 10th June; 8th July Yoga We, 1.00 - 3.00 W Bridge Street Linda Leivers Methodist Church 01623 471963 Next Meetings: April10th, 17th & 24th; May 1st, 8th, 15th, 22nd & 29th; June 5th, 12th, 19th & 26th Page 8 of 12
  • 9. Groups News (Check the Interest Group web pages for updates) Popular Music Appreciation WE HAD our musical lunch at the Carnarvon Arms on Tuesday March 26th. It was enjoyed very much by everyone. Good food, very good company. The musical quiz was won by Brenda Cartledge and Sandra Evans. Peter Haynes Bowls OUTDOOR Bowls commence Thursday May 9th, 1.30pm to 3.30pm, and every Thursday until closing of the Green, at the Mansfield Bowling Club, Chesterfield Road, Mansfield. I suggest members arrive 1.00pm to 1.15pm to register, collect bowls (if required) and meet the coaches. Please contact me if you have any questions or for further information. Don Wright (01623 628946) Art OUR NEW Art group, tutored by member Michael Morton, a retired, professional illustrator who presented some of his art work to the members' meeting in January, met for the first time on Wednesday 20th of March at the Big Barn Lane, Methodist Church Hall. There were 16 attendees, so space for several more. If you haven't already signed up, please join us and have fun with sketch pads and pencils. Can you draw a pen-and-ink brassica or insect? That's our homework for next month, when you'll need a kitchen or workshop tool to draw too. Linda Leivers Digital World ARCTIC weather in Skegby forced a late change of venue for our 22nd March meeting to The Rushley, where we welcomed several new members, including some from Hucknall U3A, and discussed topics some members wanted to explore in the next few months, in addition to helping everyone to take better snaps on holiday. Specifically: 1. Several new members offered to help us to learn more about enhancements with our recently-acquired Photoshop Elements 11 than we've been able to so far. 2. Several shoot in RAW in order to have greater editing flexibility than is possible working with JPGs and offered to explain why this format has advantages in difficult lighting conditions and when the need for heavy cropping can be foreseen. 3. There was enthusiasm too for restoration of our monthly 'themes', which hadn't attracted many entries recently, and for the idea of some photographic 'treasure hunts' during the summer. We agreed that 'Sharp' would be the theme for entries we'd discuss on 12th April. (The next theme will be 'The Sun', to be submitted as email attachments to me by 5th May please, for discussion on the 10th.) 4. We will hold our first treasure hunt at Vicar Water Country Park at 2pm on 24th May and will welcome anyone who'd like to find and photograph 12 subjects and submit their efforts by email to me by 2nd June so that we can discuss them on the 14th. Do come along to Stanton Hill Baptist Church at 2.00 on any 2nd or 4th Friday if you'd like to join in and share tips about making the most of your camera, however simple or complex it is, or learn how simple photo editing anyone can do can turn snaps into something to be proud of. David Ling Page 9 of 12
  • 10. Theatre Visits THE LONDON MUSICAL – BILLY ELLIOTT, 11TH & 12TH JUNE Margaret Burlinson has taken over the organisation of this break to help me out and asks me to remind the 38 going on this break that the company would be grateful to receive your balances by 17th April. Please remember to bring your cheque books as she will need to post them after the April meeting on the 16th. Cheques to be paid to Mansfield & District U3A. She has added £1 for the driver's gratuity, so the complicated balances are as follows: • 6 singles inc. supplement = £155. • 4 singles inc. supplement minus musical = £125.50. • 1 couple minus musical = £90.50. • The rest - 26 people = £120. (You should know who you are, but ring Margaret if you are confused.) Those 30 people who will be eating at Porters in Covent garden can add the £5 deposit to your cheque. Margaret has already paid this deposit because we could not risk tables being taken. We have to pre-order so I shall show you a menu in May from which you can choose your 2 courses. You can then also collect from me: your itinerary, coach plan & your luggage labels, which Margaret will have prepared by then. Sheila Whalley (01623 453908) YOGA OUR NEW yoga group got off to a deferred start on 27th of March with a good crowd of enthusiastic members who now meet every week to learn from Sarah Hollis, who has been qualified and teaching yoga for over 6 years. She is very understanding and can modify her lesson time to suit those who may be more comfortable on chairs. It is not too late to join, so contact me, if you missed the list at the last meeting, although we are limited to a maximum of 20 for safety reasons. The cost is £4.00 to cover rent and Sarah's fee. Linda Leivers/Jackie Ling (01623 822994) Luncheon Club MARCH at Ania in Sherwood, Nottingham, introduced members to Polish cuisine and we now understand why it's had rave reviews. Well done and thanks to Maisie Hammond for finding it and for making arrangements, and to Ania and her son for opening specially and making us so welcome. Several diners told me how pleasantly surprised they were to find that Polish cuisine is actually lightly spiced and more-delicate than they'd anticipated. On April 18th, we'll try another new venue, the extensively refurbished Mansfield Manor, to see what changes the new owners have brought to the Portland-Hotel-that-was of infamy. Recent reviews have been excellent and Reg and Barbara Dixon are confident that this will be another worthy addition to Mansfield's dining scene. The menu they've chosen certainly looks excellent and has something to suit everyone, priced at just £10 for two courses or £13 for three. Page 10 of 12
  • 11. And for our third exploration in a row, Sheila Whalley will be taking us to The Countryman at Kirkby in Ashfield, which has also had major refurbishment to bring a more modern feel to this traditional, family-owned country pub, which is establishing a fine reputation for food, service and ambience. Dishes will be priced individually from £9.00 for 2 courses (min) to £16.45 for three (max). Bookings are open today. David Ling Menus are on the website ... Heartstart THE TREMENDOUS and very welcome support for this first-aid training programme, organised and funded by the British Heart Foundation, has meant that the first four courses at William Kaye Hall, Ladybrook Lane, are now fully booked. We still have vacancies for Thursday 22nd August (1.00 - 3.00) and Thursday 19th September (10.00 - 12.00) though so let me know if you'd like to take part. Linda Leivers _______________________________________________________________________________________ Keep Safe AS WE progress into 2013, I want to thank you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed-up now and have little chance of recovery. I can no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, nor let the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel. I can't sit down on a hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed. I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pastime while driving alone is picking one's nose. Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years. I can't touch any woman's handbag for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public toilet. I must send my special thanks for the email about rat poo in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing. ALSO, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I can't have a drink in a bar because I fear I'll wake up in a bathtub full of ice with my kidneys gone. I can't eat food from a take-away because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes, feet or feathers. I can't use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. Thanks to you I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer buy fuel without taking someone along to watch the car, so a serial killer doesn't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up. I no longer use Cling Wrap in the microwave because it causes seven different types of cancer. And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup of water in the microwave any more because it will blow up in my face, disfiguring me for life. I don't go to the cinema because I could sit on a needle infected with AIDS. I don't go to shopping centres because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. And I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a huge phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore and Uzbekistan. A member's contribution Page 11 of 12
  • 12. _______________________________________________________________________________________ Speakers' Corner OUR SPEAKER today is Anita Young who will talk about Ladies in History, The Dickens Fellowship. Anita will appear in splendid period costume to entertain us with the portrayal of several Dickens characters. She will take us back in time with amusing stories of Mrs. Gaskill and readings of George Elliott. Marilyn Dibble _______________________________________________________________________________________ Dates for your diary (Check the website for more information and updates.) Fri. 10th May: ANNUAL COFFEE MORNING at The Towers, 10.00 - 12.00. £2 inc coffee. See p.3. Details & tickets from Jean Hinds (414393) or Karen Troop (633404). Tues. 2nd July: U3A East Midlands Regional Conference at Northampton Holiday Inn. £10. See noticeboard. Sun. 28th July: OPEN GARDEN at Sheila Whalley's home in aid of Air Ambulance. 1.00 - 5.00. Details & tickets from Jean Hinds (414393). _________________________________________________________________________ Event and Visit Payments MEMBERS are reminded that deposits and payments for events and visits organised by Mansfield U3A and its interest groups are non-refundable, but places so reserved may be offered to others. ______________________________________________________________________________ Changes of address, etc. PLEASE contact the membership secretary, Avril McGee (01623 452688), if you've changed your address, phone number or email since joining Mansfield U3A so that she can update our records. ______________________________________________________________________________ Disclaimer THE VIEWS expressed here are those of the contributors, only, and do not necessarily reflect those of the editor, the committee of Mansfield U3A or the Third Age Trust. Nor can any responsibility be accepted for members' announcements or any errors that may occur. ______________________________________________________________________________ Next Issue PLEASE SEND contributions for the May issue to mansfieldu3a@aol.com, or in typescript to the editor, as soon as you can and by 1st May at the latest. Thanks! ______________________________________________________________________________ Editor: David Ling (01623 822994) Printed by: Portland Print (www.portlandprint.org.uk/) Page 12 of 12