1. Happy 10 th Anniversary, Melissa!

2. Because of your fondness for the photomontage…

3. I created this one for you. Written, with love, in 3 rd person omniscient.

4. … which makes me awesome.

5. I love you! enjoy

6. This story started back in 1991. There was this supermodel…

7. And this dude…

8. And for whatever reason, she liked him.

9. They liked hanging out,

10. And before they knew it...

11. They fell in love.

12. And they were happy.

13. They did proms and dances…

14. And had great romances…

15. And their parents weren’t quite sure what to think.

16. Everyone got along…

17. a lot!

18. But everyone thought they were just too young for it to last.

19. And then came college.

20. And everyone thought, here is where it will finally end. Nice hair!

21. But a funny thing happened…

22. Instead of growing apart,

23. they just kept getting closer,

24. and closer.

25. Until one day, on a beach...

26. This happened!

27. And to everyone’s surprise… She said “Yes”.

28. Everyone was happy!

29. Everyone!

30. June 7 th , 1997

31. He kissed the bride, and they celebrated with their best friends…

32. Er…

33. Their best friends,

34. All of them.

35. Their parents,

36. Their grandparents...

37. And they were perfectly happy.

38. And at is how the story ends.

39. Oh wait. A few other things happened after that…

40. They went on a honeymoon.

41. Had fun.

42. And went home and got some dogs.

43. And lived happily ever after.

44. Oh wait. A few other things happened after that…

45. They had a baby boy.

46. And found out he had a pretty ‘iron will’.

47. Then they had another baby boy. I AM SAM.

48. And those two became best friends.

49. But still, something was missing...

50. Baby Kate!

51. They were a happy, complete family.

52. So as you can see, this is has been a great love story.

53. About how this poor sod.

54. Ended up with this demigod.

55. And he will never, ever let her go.