My talk from the PHPNW14 unconference track, October 4th 2014.

1. All Hail Our 'Bot Masters :: Chat-Ops for fun & profit 05/10/2014 13:57
All Hail Our 'Bot
Masters!
Chat-Ops for fun & profit
PHPNW14 Unconference
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2. All Hail Our 'Bot Masters :: Chat-Ops for fun & profit 05/10/2014 13:57
By the way...
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3. All Hail Our 'Bot Masters :: Chat-Ops for fun & profit 05/10/2014 13:57
What the hell is
Chat-Ops?
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4. All Hail Our 'Bot Masters :: Chat-Ops for fun & profit 05/10/2014 13:57
How do I start
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5. All Hail Our 'Bot Masters :: Chat-Ops for fun & profit 05/10/2014 13:57
Hubot
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6. All Hail Our 'Bot Masters :: Chat-Ops for fun & profit 05/10/2014 13:57
Meet Zac
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7. All Hail Our 'Bot Masters :: Chat-Ops for fun & profit 05/10/2014 13:57
$ git checkout -b feature/my-new-feature
# do some coding, commit changes
$ git push -u origin feature/my-new-feature
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10. All Hail Our 'Bot Masters :: Chat-Ops for fun & profit 05/10/2014 13:57
> zac deploy feature/my-new-thing-a-ma-bob to dev1
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12. All Hail Our 'Bot Masters :: Chat-Ops for fun & profit 05/10/2014 13:57
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13. All Hail Our 'Bot Masters :: Chat-Ops for fun & profit 05/10/2014 13:57
#> ozarc what can i deploy > zac what can i deploy like feature
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15. All Hail Our 'Bot Masters :: Chat-Ops for fun & profit 05/10/2014 13:57
module.exports = (robot) ->
robot.respond /deploy (.*) to (.*)/i, (msg) ->
env = new Environment(escape(msg.match[2]), robot, msg)
env.deploy(escape(msg.match[1]))
robot.respond /whats on (.*)/i, (msg) ->
env = new Environment(escape(msg.match[1]), robot, msg)
env.deployed()
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16. All Hail Our 'Bot Masters :: Chat-Ops for fun & profit 05/10/2014 13:57
But, what else?
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22. All Hail Our 'Bot Masters :: Chat-Ops for fun & profit 05/10/2014 13:57
Why is this so im-portant
By placing all of the tools directly in the
conversation, everyone is pairing all of the time
Jesse Newman
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23. All Hail Our 'Bot Masters :: Chat-Ops for fun & profit 05/10/2014 13:57
Everyone sees
this from 1st day
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24. All Hail Our 'Bot Masters :: Chat-Ops for fun & profit 05/10/2014 13:57
Mobile
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25. All Hail Our 'Bot Masters :: Chat-Ops for fun & profit 05/10/2014 13:57
Remote Work
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26. All Hail Our 'Bot Masters :: Chat-Ops for fun & profit 05/10/2014 13:57
Secure
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27. All Hail Our 'Bot Masters :: Chat-Ops for fun & profit 05/10/2014 13:57
Thanks for
listening
I'm Dave Baker / @fully_baked
1/4 of @PHPDorset org team
Lead Developer student-crm.co.uk
https://joind.in/talk/view/12143
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