1. The Legendary Cruise Line
Cody B.
and
Yashesh P.
Captain
Homer
Odyssey

2. Troy
Here we are going to have a wooden horse building competition. After that we will dress as
Greeks and attack a metal gate. The first one to build and knock the gate down wins.

3. Ismarus
You are going to be equipped with water
guns. The best part is that it is kids vs.
adults. The point of this activity is to “kill”
the other opponent.

4. Land of
the
Lotus
Eaters
Now you are going to have
another competition to see
who makes the best “lotus
flower” cake. The top three
people who win will get an
extended free trip for ten
days. We hope you will want
to stay longer.

5. Cyclopes’ Land
Today for the menu, we
will be having eyeball
soup.
Preferably, Cyclops’
eyes.

6. Aeolus’ Island
Today, on this beautiful day, we stopped at Aeolus’ Island. We
will be zip lining towards Ithaca because we have a surprise
waiting for you there at this very moment. If you come
back, don’t complain because the wind probably got in the
way.

7. Land of the Laestrygones
Welcome to
dinner! Today’s
special is human
meat. We hope
you will enjoy your
meal.

8. Aeaea
In the theater you will be watching a famous magician.
He will turn ordinary people into pigs, and turn them
back on one condition, you have to watch the R rated
movie.

9. The Land of the Dead
Welcome to the R rated movie. This movie is shown in 3D.
Children are not allowed in the movie theater. You may
recognize people that you once knew in the movie.

10. Sirens
We are going to have a boat race. Each “metal” boat will have to
go past the island with a boom box playing. If your boat crashes
you lose the race. The first to make it past the rocks wins!

11. Scylla and Charybdis
Today for the kids to have
fun, we will be watching the
classic, The Little Mermaid.

12. ThrinaciaOn the
menu
today, we
will have
no cow on
the menu.
So if you
like beef
everyday,
then this
is the day
not to eat
anything.

13. Ogygia
If you are
wanting to get
married
today, today is
the day to do so.
So grab your
fiancé and get
married today!

14. Phaeacia
All the kids will
be writing how
fantastic their
adventures were
on the
Legendary Cruise
Line, and then
they will share
what they wrote
on their papers
with their
friends.

15. Ithaca
For our final activity
that we will be doing is
having little sword
fights with balloons
and rubber sticks etc.
Also, we have face
paint to color our faces
to look like warriors.

16. I really hope
everyone had a
wonderful and
really amusing
time on the
beautiful
Legendary Cruise
Line. If you have
any questions or
statements about
the cruise, go see
Captain Homer
Odyssey. We hope
to see you again.
Bye!