Man Busted for Huffing at Arlington Starbucks by Howard Davidson, Arlington, MA

1. Man Busted for Huffing at
Arlington Starbucks
by
Howard Davidson, Arlington, MA
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2. Man Busted for Huffing at
Arlington Starbucks
It’s not every day that you can say your former office was the site
of a drug bust, but the Arlington Center Starbucks had the scourge
of drugs enter its sacred walls this week when a man was busted
for huffing.
No, I don’t mean he was derisive and blustery of the new pink
bags that Starbucks uses for pastries now that they’ve decided to
be a French bakery instead of a hipster coffee shop. This man
apparently decided Starbucks would be the perfect place to inhale
deeply into a bag of computer-cleaning product. Starbucks
employees, in turn, decided that the only stimulant they want
ingested on the premises should be their coffee, so they had
Arlington’s finest escort the man away. One wonders if he should
have just ordered a mocha cappuccino to get the same buzz.
Slide By :- Howard Davidson Arlington MA

3. Boy, Starbucks isn’t letting anyone have any fun anymore. First,
they politely and sincerely ask gun owners to not pack heat in
their stores, which of course made gun owners want to order a
lot more coffee once Starbucks caved. (Guerrilla marketing?
Maybe.) Now there’s this. Do you suppose there now will be a
huffing sit-in?
Would it get coverage from the Huffington Post? Sorry…sorry…
couldn’t stop myself.
Posted by Howard Davidson – Arlington, MA
Slide By :- Howard Davidson Arlington MA