I prepared these quotes with the aim of hanging them during our JS CodeRetreat event in Munich... due to the fact that several people asked me to share them...well, here you are!! :D hope you like them! As I wrote in a tweet (@irenelladn89), "My job is to make sure that programmers enjoy their JS CodeRetreat: A HAPPY PROGRAMMER IS A GOOD PROGRAMMER!”. Enjoy :)

1. How!
having it done!
-­‐leanpub.com/socra-­‐

2. Think harder
about your tests
-­‐C2.com-­‐

3. Our job is to tell you
your baby
is ugly!
-­‐So2ware
Testers-­‐

4. Programming is like sex
One mistake and you have to support it
for the rest of your life.
-­‐Michael
Sinz-­‐

5. B
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W
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R
S
GOOD
TESTERS
1.
Have
2.
All
3.
The
4.
Ques%ons
-­‐Gil
Zilberfeld-­‐

6. as the tests
get
more
specific
-­‐blog.8thlight.com-­‐
the code
gets
more
generic

7. -­‐Steve
C.
McConnell-­‐

8. -­‐codebeCer.com-­‐

9. Refactoring
is the technique to!
prevent accumulation of!
-­‐infoq.com-­‐

10. -­‐infoq.com-­‐

11. Being right means
that
You have
just acquired
zero
new
knowledge
-­‐twiCer.com/rauschma-­‐

12. Tests help me limit
the amount of code
that I write!
-­‐blog.thecodewhisperer.com-­‐

13. Always code as if the guy
who ends up maintaining
your code will be a violent
psychopath who knows
where you live.
-­‐John
Woods-­‐

14. Tnk harder
hi
about your te s
st
-­‐c2.com-­‐

15. Code wants to be simple
-­‐c2.com-­‐

16. The benefits
multiply
if you can arrange
to bring
your whole team
with you
into the dojo
-­‐leanpub.com-­‐

17. -­‐Doug
Linder-­‐

18. The primary
goal of
ATDD
lies in
underst
anding
the business
bett
er
-­‐shino.de-­‐

19. Any fool can write code that a computer can
understand. Good programmers write code
that humans can understand.
-­‐MarIn
Fowler-­‐

20. Bef
so are
be reusa e
irst has to e
a