7 Mischievous Adventures in Excel ... fun ways to mess with your friends, colleagues and associates. Use your powers for good and not evil!

1. 7 Mischievous Adventures in Excel!
White Paper
by Wyn Hopkins & Jeff Robson

2. Introduction
Excel is such a powerful tool for so many things … but as Spiderman’s dad says, “With great
power comes great responsibility!”
In this white paper, we’ve put together a few ideas on how to cause great mischief in Excel.
Please … be nice,
don’t turn to the dark side,
and only use your powers for good, not evil!
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3. LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS SPREADSHEETS
For those of you with a mischievous side and colleagues who don’t lock their computers when
leaving their desks here are 7 tricks to try out. All instructions based on Excel 2007.
We take no responsibility for the consequences!
Within Excel Office Button – Excel Options there’s a whole range of customisations that can
wreak mayhem on an unsuspecting victim colleague….
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4. 1. Autocorrect
How to get there: Excel Options – Proofing – Autocorrect Options
What to do:
Replace: “the” With: “I’m bananas”
Click OK
What happens:
Wherever the word “the” is then typed it will be automatically replaced with “I’m
bananas”
Note that this is an Office change and impacts Word, Outlook, PowerPoint etc also!
How to fix it:
To change it back type “the" in the Replace: box and click the Delete button
Used for the power of good:
To correct common typos or to save typing lengthy frequent text
e.g. I type “myemail" instead of whopkins@accessanalytic.com.au and it
automatically corrects it with the full email address.
2. Custom list
How to get there: Excel Options – Popular – Edit Custom Lists
What to do:
Click New List then type
Jan, Feb, Mar, April, Don’t leave computer unprotected, Jun, Jul
What happens:
Custom lists are used to autofill cells when the “drag handle” is pulled down
How to fix it:
Go back into custom lists, click on your new list and then click on the delete key
Used for the power of good:
Custom lists can be created as a short cut for repetitive lists. For example, a product
range or set of departments or list of scenario names that you use over and over
again.
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5. 3. The Heart Stopper: Hide Objects / Sheets
Know someone who has a spreadsheet filled with wonderfully colourful charts or 101
sheets? Want to make them all disappear instantly – but not permanently?
How to get there: Excel options > Advanced > Display options for this workbook
section
What to do:
Un-tick “Show sheet tabs”
and / or
click the button “For objects, show: Nothing”
What happens: Well, we’ll leave you to work that one out.
How to fix it: Just re tick “Show sheet tabs” and / or click “for objects, show: All”
Used for the power of good:
I can’t think of a reason for hiding all objects in a workbook, but hiding all sheet tabs is
a quick way to present a single sheet view to someone while hiding all your workings
sheets. It’s not an obstacle to a determined “snooper” but will deter the uninitiated
from focussing on things they don’t need to see.
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6. 4. Formulas R1C1 style
How to get there: Excel Options – Formulas – R1C1 reference style
What to do: Tick the box
What happens: Turns your column headings to numbers and all of your formulae into
very unfamiliar cell references, highly confusing and of little benefit to 99% of people.
Take a look at what happens to a simple =SUM(A1:A3) formula
How to fix it: Go back and un-tick the box
Used for the power of good: Answers on a postcard please?
5. The old fake screenshot
An oldie but a goody: take a screenshot of a worksheet then paste it as a picture over
the top of the worksheet.
How to get there:
Highlight from cell A1 to AH200.
Right Click Copy.
Select Cell A1.
Click the drop down arrow on the paste button, and Paste as Picture
What happens: Trying to type onto a picture gets pretty frustrating…
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7. Extra:
For those users with a single monitor you could also go to the desktop, press Prt Scr
on your keyboard then go back into Excel and Paste, then go to the View ribbon and
uncheck the “Headings” box and then click on the “Full Screen” option.
Used for the power of good:
Can be a quick way to make a one off dashboard, or more useful is the Paste Picture
Link option which is then a dynamic picture that will change whenever the source data
or chart changes.
6. The Talker: Computer with Speakers required.
How to get there:
Right Click on the Ribbon, select Customise Quick Access Toolbar
Select All Commands, then scroll down to Speak Cells on Enter and click Add then OK
Go back to your workbook and click on the newly added icon.
What happens: Every time anything is entered into a cell, your computer will speak it!
Extra: For that extra sting in the tail you can go back to Customise Quick Access
Toolbar and remove that icon you’ve just added. Then it can’t be turned off until the
icon is added back to the toolbar.
How to fix it: Click on the smart icon again – it’s an on/off toggle
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8. 7. Finally the downright mean:
How to get there: Right Click on a sheet tab name and select View Code
Duplicate the image below, by firstly selecting Worsksheet from drop down box 1 and
then
Activate from drop down box 2.
Then type in the rest.
1
What happens: Every time the sheet is activated the message box appears
How to fix it: Highlight and delete all the text in the above window
Used for the power of good:
Using Excel “events” such as changing a cell or opening and closing a workbook to
trigger a macro can be very useful in protecting files and providing instructions to the
user.
8. More Ideas?
Do you have some more ideas about how to cause mischief in Excel?
E-mail us at info@accessanalytic.com.au and we’ll add the best ones to this white
paper with your name as the author!
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9. Access Analytic Overview
OVERVIEW
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for Excel, Europe’s leading financial modelling software.
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We are based in Perth, Western Australia and the business was established in 2000.
Figure 1: Access Analytic Solutions Overview
Further details regarding Access Analytic Solutions have been included at Appendix A: Access
Analytic Details on page 12 below.
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10. Access Analytic provides services to clients located in: Australasia, Asia, Africa and the Middle
East. A selection of our clients is shown below:
ACCESS ANALYTIC: 201 2 RISING STAR
Access Analytic was named as one of the WA Business News’ Rising Stars for 2012, recognising
the success and achievements of our company.
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11. About the Authors
Jeff Robson, Principal Business Analyst
Masters (Applied Finance), BCom (Accounting & Information Systems), CISA,
MAICD, FAIM, F Fin, Microsoft Excel Expert
Jeff is the founding director and principal analyst at Access Analytic
Solutions. He has over 15 years’ experience in chartered accounting,
business management and consulting.
Jeff holds a Masters in Applied Finance and is a Certified Information
Systems Auditor. He is highly regarded and recognised around the world as
an expert in the field of financial modelling.
His achievements have been recognised by his peers and he is a Fellow of
both the Financial Services Institute of Australasia and the Australian
Institute of Management.
Jeff has extensive experience in best practice financial modelling, management reporting,
business analysis, and spreadsheet auditing and is also an entertaining international presenter
and trainer on these subjects.
Wyn Hopkins, Senior Manager
B.Sc. (Hons) Accounting & Financial Management, CA, MS Excel Expert
Wyn gained his Chartered Accountant qualification at
PricewaterhouseCoopers in the UK in 2000.
He has extensive Business Analyst experience in FTSE 100 financial services
companies (HBOS and Barclays in the UK) as well as GESB in Perth and
telecommunications companies industry in Australia.
Wyn is skilled in financial analysis, strategic financial modelling,
management reporting and forecasting, and value-based management
techniques.
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12. Appendix A: Access Analytic Details
Access Analytic Solutions Details
Full Name:
Access Analytic Solutions Pty Ltd
Address:
Suite 143, Level 1, 580 Hay Street
Perth, Western Australia 6000
Phone:
+61 8 6210 8500
Fax:
+61 8 6210 8501
Web:
www.accessanalytic.com.au
ACN:
091 625 697
ABN:
64 091 625 697
Contact:
Jeff Robson
E: jrobson@accessanalytic.com.au
M: +61 4 1258 1486
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