My talk at Bedminster Down School for Safer Internet Day 2014

1. PROTECTING YOU & YOUR STUFF
SAFER INTERNET DAY 2014
@MrJonPayne

2. NOISY LITTLE MONKEY
• With a unique hybrid of search optimisation, social media
marketing, creative flair and technical wizardry, we drive
traffic, enquiries and sales
Yes, that is a dog. Mr Dog to you.
AWARD WINNING SEARCH & SOCIAL AGENCY
Winner: Best Innovation
Finalist: Best Recruitment Campaign
@MrJonPayne

3. @MrJonPayne

4. THE RULES
Parents / guardians – buy Ian Lurie’s excellent book:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-UnFun-Parent-Keeping-online/dp/0557456770
ACCORDING TO NERDS
@MrJonPayne
CC: Chris Corwin
@MrJonPayne

5. NEVER GIVE
YOUR NAME

6. NEVER GIVE
YOUR PASSWORD

7. NEVER GIVE
YOUR ADDRESS

8. NEVER REPLY
UNLESS
YOU KNOW THEM

9. DON’T POST
PICTURES
OF UNDER 18’S

10. DON’T POST
VIDEOS
OF UNDER 18’S

11. UNTIL YOU’RE
OVER 18

12. THE RULES
https://twitter.com/portentint
ACCORDING TO NERDS
@MrJonPayne
Parenting pro tip
• Buy Ian Lurie’s excellent book:
• http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-UnFun-Parent-Keeping-
online/dp/0557456770

13. @MrJonPayne

14. High
Drunk
Public Nudity
Sex
MY TEENS, 20’S
There are photos of all of this. I am proud of none of them.
LEISURE TIME SPENT
@MrJonPayne

15. I’M OLD
SO FACEBOOK ONLY HAS SENSIBLE ME
@MrJonPayne

16. @MrJonPayne

17. YOU ARE YOUNG
PEOPLE LIKE ME CAN RUIN YOUR FUTURE
@MrJonPayne

18. CC: Brian
@MrJonPayne

19. OLD PEOPLE ARE STUPID
What happens when a parent, parent or a journalist does this?
Example: https://www.google.co.uk/search?output=search&sclient=psy-
ab&q=site:facebook.com+"jon+payne“
1 1337 3M. N00BS G375 PWNED
THIS MUCH
IF FACEBOOK
@MrJonPayne

20. EMPLOYERS ARE GETTING SMARTER
THEY PAY PEOPLE LIKE ME TO TRAIN THEM
THIS MUCH
IF FACEBOOK
@MrJonPayne

21. SEARCH FOR YOUR NAME
Hopefully it’s not interesting.
AND A BAD WORD
THIS MUCH
IF FACEBOOK
@MrJonPayne

22. GOOGLE NEVER FORGETS
CLICK “SEARCH TOOLS”
THIS MUCH
IF FACEBOOK
@MrJonPayne

23. GOOGLE NEVER FORGETS
Go waaaay back
CLICK “SEARCH TOOLS”
THIS MUCH
IF FACEBOOK
@MrJonPayne

24. CC: Brian
@MrJonPayne

25. MAKE TIMELINE
PRIVATE

26. @MrJonPayne

27. MAKE TIMELINE
PRIVATE
AGAIN

28. CC: Brian
@MrJonPayne

29. @MrJonPayne

30. @MrJonPayne

31. @MrJonPayne

32. @MrJonPayne

33. @MrJonPayne

34. http://xkcd.com/936/ @MrJonPayne

35. @MrJonPayne

36. NEVER GIVE
YOUR PASSWORD

37. YOU’RE
AWESOME

38. DO NOT LET
ANYONE STEAL
YOUR
AWESOME

39. Follow me (NSFS): @MrJonPayne
www.NoisyLittleMonkey.com/SID