1. The shepherd from hell
@kevinrutherford

2. The Expert
“According to Maslow, those sections
need to be in the opposite order”
“Wow, that's brave!”
“I've never done a session like this before,
but …”

3. The Fat Controller
“Here, I made these slides for you”
“No, do it like this”
“No, like this”

4. The Man of Mystery
“That's not how I would have done it”
“I don't think that will work”

5. The Absentee
“<silence>”
“Sorry I haven't been in touch; don't worry, three
days is plenty of time to prepare”
“I always just wing it on the day -- you'll be fine”

6. The Blaming Parent
“You'll never amount to anything”
“If that's not done by 1st December you're leaving
it too late”
“You missed our call, so you're on your own now”
“If I were in your audience I would walk out at this
point”