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“It is two days before Christmas,” Vanessa grumbled over the noise of her daughters’ bickering.
“Can’t you at least try to get along?”
             “Mom’s right,” Mike piped up as he leaned into the steering wheel and checked the oncoming
traffic.
             “I’m not doing anything,” their youngest, Maggie, whined.
Starting right over top of her sister, Julia exhaled and rolled her eyes. “I was just kidding!”
          “You were making fun of me,” Maggie corrected her. “Mom, she’s teasing me because of my
teeth!”
As she tattled, Maggie’s mouth fell open just enough to show the new hole in her gums where
her two front teeth had been last night.
“Judith Mari Campbell,” Vanessa snapped, wriggling out of her seat belt to cast an icy stare into
the back seat. “Stop teasing your sister about her lost teeth. And both of you straighten up. Your aunt and
uncle didn’t invite us over so we could fight all day.”
             Both girls slumped down into their seats and stared out their respective windows as the car
turned onto a residential street.
“Besides, girls,” Mike warned, “it’s Christmas Eve tomorrow but that doesn’t mean it’s too late
for you to go on Santa’s naughty list. I’d be careful if I was you.”
             “Yeah, right,” Julia started sarcastically.
But the remark was interrupted by the sound of Vanessa opening her door.
             “Alright, everyone out,” she ordered, unbuckling her belt and stepping out onto the sidewalk in
front of the white, wooden house. “Daddy’s going to get the bags. You girls come with me to say hi to
everyone.”
Reluctantly, each of the girls undid their seat belts and climbed out into the frozen, December
air. As their dad killed the engine of the van, Julia and Maggie scampered up onto the driveway at the heels
of their mom.
              “I’m just saying, sis: don’t smile in any pictures,” Julia hissed into the hair that covered Maggie’s ear.
              “That’s mean! Why would you say that?”
Doing her best to ignore the small voices that had started back up on either side of her, Vanessa
balled her hand into a fist and wrapped strongly on the front door.
             “What?” Julia shrugged. “I’m just saying not to do it unless you winner scare everybody with
your ugly all week.”
“Vanessa! Girls!”
            Spotting her sister-in-law as the front door swung open, Vanessa’s grim expression immediately
brightened. She stepped past the girls as they matched each other, glare for glare, and enveloped the woman
in a warm hug.
            “You have no idea what kind of drive it’s been,” she mumbled.
            “Oh, I think I have a pretty good idea,” Angela reassured Vanessa.
“Oh my…! Are these the twins?!” Vanessa squealed, pulling back and brushing past Angela.
The twins had certainly grown since the birth announcement had come in the mail. Still, Vanessa could
recognize her little niece and nephew as they scampered around the entryway on their hands and knees.
“And hello to you girls,” Angela said evenly, diverting the girls’ attention from their latest spat. “I
sure hope that’s not an argument I hear stirring. Tomorrow is Christmas Eve, after all – and I’m sure you
both know who’s paying close attention this time of year. Now come give me a hug and then I’ll help your
father with the bags!”




                                                        ___
As everyone had settled into the living room, dragging suitcases at their heels, the doorbell rang
again. Angela traipsed back through the hall with the twins scooting along at her heels. Swinging the front
door wide open, she found the rest of her company waiting out on the front porch.
“Welcome back,” she piped, going down the line to hug George, Martha, and their son James.
Turning to her husband, who had shuttled the company home from the airport, she added, “And welcome
back home. Come in.”
Angela stepped aside and allowed everyone to shuffle past; her husband, Rick, wandered in last,
carrying the last of the suitcases. As he passed, he planted a quick kiss at the edge of her lips.
“Where is everyone?” Martha asked, ruffling James’s hair.
“The kids are downstairs in the playroom.”
“Playing nice, hopefully,” Vanessa added from her corner on the couch.
“Except for these two squirts,” Rick said, kneeling down to grab up the nearest of his two one-
year-olds. Straightening, he balanced Henry against his side.
“Jamie, you can be my assistant,” Julia announced proudly, surveying the toy oven and its
accessories carefully. “And Maggie can be my customer. Pretend she’s sitting here in her chair and there’s a
maginary table. And you just ordered some cakes but Jamie slipped on this ball when he’s trying to take them
to you.”
“That’s what I asked Santa Claus for, you know,” James exclaimed as he pantomimed taking a
dish of cakes from Julia. “A new ball.”
             “What for?” Maggie asked, taking her seat in the little chair in the corner of the play room.
             “So I can play four square with my friends.”
             “Like it matters,” Julia grumbled. “Santa doesn’t even exist. Could you just trip with the cakes
already, Jamie?”
“You’re being mean!” Maggie accused in one of her high-pitched tones. She folded her arms over
her stomach and sank into the chair, sulking.
            “What?” James shrugged as Julia’s glare crossed him. “You are being kind of mean.”
“I’m just trying to help all you babies. But if you want to be lied to, fine by me. Enjoy your
Christmas with your stinky Santa Claus, you stinky toothless sister!”
Her cheeks starting to burn red, Julia turned on her heel with a loud huff ! and let herself quickly
out of the playroom, slamming the door closed after her.
             Immediately, Maggie’s bottom lip started to quiver.
“Aw, come on. She’s just grumpy because she knows Santa’s not going to get her anything
tomorrow night,” James explained kindly. Pretending to hoist his platter of cakes above his shoulder, he
marched in a straight line for Maggie’s chair.
“I don’t know about that,” she admitted lowly. “Look out for that ball.”
            “Thanks, ma’am!” James exclaimed. “You just saved me and your cakes! Here you go. Is there
anything else I can get you?”
            Maggie pretended to take the dish from James. But when she’d received it, she just stared glumly
at her empty hands.
“My two front teeth,” she suggested quietly.
             “Don’t look so down, kid,” he instructed with a broad smile. “Julia might not know it but Santa
Claus does too exist.”
             “How do you know?”
“If I tell you the story, can I share your cakes, ma’am? It’s been an awful long day and my mom
forgot to pack me a lunch.”
             “Of course, my kind boy,” Maggie agreed, snapping back into character and motioning to the
spot across form her chair.
James loyally took a seat on the other chair.
             “Thank you, ma’am,” he nodded and motioned as if taking a cake form the invisible platter
offered to him by Maggie. “Most delicious! Now, it wasn’t too long ago that I was having a rough Christmas,
too. But that all changed when I saw my mom kiss the real, live, actual Santa Claus…”




                                                    ___
The sleeping bag rustled as Maggie crawled to the opening, on all fours, and poked her head out
into the darkness. And if she breathed quietly enough and sat still enough, she could hear all the adults
moving about on the floors above. But the morning was generally still.
             Leaving her sleeping bags and a mass of tangled blankets behind, Maggie stumbled to the
doorway of the playroom. As she snuck outside and tiptoed up the staircase, she left behind her sister where
she slept curled against the couch.
“What are you doing up already, bear?” Angela blurted quickly over the brim of her coffee cup as
a little pair of eyes appeared around the corner of the stairs. “Is everyone else up?”
“Just me,” Maggie replied, scrambling the rest of the way up to the second floor.
             Warm smells of brewing coffee and baking bread filled the kitchen. Angela sipped at her drink
casually from her perch atop an island stool. But Vanessa and Mike worked around her, setting pans to warm
on the stove and rearranging boxes of ingredients into different bowls.
“What are you guys cooking?”
           “Starting all our Christmas treats,” Vanessa replied. “How’d you sleep, sweetheart?”
           “Good, I guess. Is everyone else asleep too?”
           “Just your grandma and the twins. Everyone else is in the dining room finishing up breakfast.
Are you hungry yet?”
“Don’t know,” Maggie mumbled on her way past as she padded her way into the dining room.
             “Hey, there’s another one now!” one of the guys exclaimed as she wound her way to an empty
chair and climbed up.
             “Morning,” she mumbled lowly.
“Show your grandpa one of your smiles, eh? Your dad’s been telling me you’ve been losing teeth
left and right!” Grandpa George exclaimed, flashing her a cheesy smile of his own as if illustrating the
request.
             Maggie slowly shook her head ‘no.’
“What about this one, pop?” Rick wanted to know. “Remember when we were kids and every
time we lost a tooth we’d try to best each other at tongue twisters? Try this one out, kiddo. Repeat after me:
‘Sister Suzie sitting on a thistle.’”
              Maggie shook her head again, a little quicker this time.
“What’s the matter? Cat got your tongue?”
           “Or should we say: teeth?”
           There was a round of laughter lifted from the group of men as Vanessa wandered in from the
kitchen.
           “What’s this? Picking on poor little Maggie already, are we?” she wondered.
“They sure are,” James hollered over the racket. “Julia, too.”
             Immediately, the laughter lessened and Vanessa’s expression turned more serious. She leaned
against the back of one of the chairs.
             “What about Julia?”
“She’s being mean. Last night, she told Maggie there is no such thing as Santa Claus. Then she
made fun of her missing teeth and wouldn’t play with us anymore,” James let out, all in one breath that left
him looking both relieved and concerned.
            “Is that right, Maggie?”
            “Yeah, mommy.”
Poor Julia doesn’t believe anymore,” George mumbled into his mug of coffee.
             “Not to mention I can’t get these two little monsters of mine to get along for the life of me,”
Vanessa added with an exhausted sigh. “Well, Julia’s asleep for now. Come on, kids. You can help mix the
chocolate chips into the pancake batter.”
“Pancakes?!” one of the kids exclaimed as they both leapt down from the chairs and rocketed
toward the kitchen.
            “Can we fill the whole thing with chocolate?”
            “We’ll see,” Vanessa laughed as she disappeared with the kids in tow.
“This ought to be an interesting Christmas,” George grumbled. “What kind of kid doesn’t take
their parent’s word for it anymore? Ah, that girl needs a nice time out, is what she needs.”
             “Or maybe she needs something else,” Rick suggested, drawing the words out as he stared into
the distance and a plan formulated in his mind. “Dad? I think I have an idea.”




                                                   ___
“Alright, kids. That’s by far enough. Everyone grab your blankets; we’re going to bed.”
            “But mom! The movie’s not even over yet,” Julia whined, squishing herself deeper into the couch
cushion and not bothering to quit staring at the television.
“We could finish it tomorrow,” James suggested as he got up from the floor and placed the pillow
back onto the armchair. “Or I could let you borrow it.”
            “We already have The Grinch,” Julia informed him snidely. “I want to watch it tonight.”
“Sorry. No-can-do, kiddo,” Mike reaffirmed.
            Wordlessly, Maggie stumbled to her feet and wandered over to her dad’s side, grabbing for his
hand. She waited patiently as James wandered over and Vanessa rounded up Julia.
“Bed,” she ordered, shutting off the DVD player.
            Julia launched herself for the remote control.
            “That’s not going to work, Judith. That’s not the remote for the DVD player. Now, we can sit
here and argue all night. Or you can go to bed with your sister and James and fall asleep so Santa Claus can
come,” Vanessa explained evenly, her eyebrows raised in a disappointed expression. “And I don’t want to hear
any more about Santa not being you-know-what.”
With a final huff and a large rolling of the eyes, Julia slowly slid off the couch. Mike started off
for the playroom with Maggie and James in tow. Bitterly, Julia stomped after him, grumbling the entire way
to bed.
“Get up! Get up! Do you hear that?!”
             Maggie wriggled her toes free of her sleeping bag and scrambled, on her hands and knees, to
James’s sleeping bag.
             “Come on,” she hissed. “Listen! Don’t you hear the bells?”
“Is it Santa?” James blurted, sitting up and dumping the blankets off his torso.
“I think so,” she nodded quickly, wide awake. “We’ve got to get Julia, too. Let’s go peek upstairs.”
Maggie hurried on her knees to Julia, whispering instructions to get up and shaking her sister’s
shoulder. James hurried to the door and pulled it open an inch or two.
             “Julia, Santa’s upstairs. James and I just heard him.”
When Julia was first startled awake, she glared into the shadowy face of her younger sister.
“Get off,” she grumbled.
“No, come on! Santa’s upstairs!”
Julia shimmied out of her sleeping bag and propped herself up.
“Really?”
Maggie nodded her head quickly and motioned for her to come along.
“You don’t think he knows we’re awake, do you? What if we interrupt him and he forgets to
leave all the presents?” James whispered as all three kids gathered to peek out the door.
              “We’ll just be extra sneaky,” Maggie suggested.
“Yeah, come on. Don’t be scaredy cats, you turtlesauce,” Julia snapped, pushing past the other
two and slipping out into the hall and up the stairs.
              Maggie rolled her eyes and James shrugged as they followed her lead.
              They scampered up the staircase and paused at the top so they could squish all together and peek
just their eyes around the corner. They inhaled collectively, grins immediately spreading across their faces.
There was Santa Claus, dressed in the cherry-red suit they’d seen him wearing at the mall earlier
this year. He stood at the Christmas tree, touching an ornament or two and chuckling as he examined the
decorations.
             “Merry Christmas,” he said suddenly.
Each of the kids startled back, jumping back out of sight as Santa spoke.
He chuckled deeply.
“While we’re all awake,” he ventured, turning from the tree. “James?”
“Yes, sir?” James whispered, reappearing around the corner. He gently got to his feet and
straightened out his pajamas as he ventured closer to the towering, broad man.
            “You’ve been quite the good boy this year, haven’t you?”
            James shrugged. “Well, I-I tried, sir.”
            “And you’ve done a fairly good job. You could eat your vegetables more often. But you should be
proud. And Judith?”
Julia appeared around the corner next, tiptoeing the most tentative of all the kids.
         “H-hello, Mr. Santa,” she squeaked sheepishly.
         “I’m afraid you’ve been bullying your little sister a rather lot,” Santa pointed out sadly. “Is that
true?”
         “I think so,” Julia confessed.
“It would do you good to recall it wasn’t too long ago that you were missing your two front
teeth,” he reminded her, producing a picture of a toothless, grinning Julia from one of his pockets. He stared
at it thoughtfully, then cleared his throat and turned to balance it on one of the tree branches. “You two are
sisters; you should be there for each other.”
              “Yes, sir,” Julia nodded quickly.
“And as far as two front teeth go, Maggie. You must be patient. I cannot give them to you for
Christmas. But if you’re a good little girl and are patient, they will come before you know it,” he added as
Maggie came around the corner.
            “It’s true,” Julia offered up in a small voice. She reached out and patted one of her sister’s arms.
            “It is.”
            “Now you three better head back to bed so I can leave your presents under the tree. Good night,
you three. And Merry Christmas.”
The kids returned with a ‘merry Christmas’ as they turned and started back down the stairs.
          “Wait,” Julia blurted. “Santa? Are there presents for me in that bag, too?”
          Santa smiled and chuckled deep in his chest. “Let me ask you this, Judith: do you believe in me
again?”
Julia’s smile returned as she blushed and played with the ends of her hair.
“Oh, absolutely,” she promised.
“Then we shall see in the morning,” Santa promised. “Now off to bed, please.”
“Yes, sir,” she agreed promptly and hurried to catch up with James and Maggie.




                                        ___
“Alright, everyone! Gather close for a picture! Say ‘toys!’”
            James pulled the twins closer as Maggie and Julia gathered on either side. They each clung to
their new toys, grinning from ear to ear, and shouted “TOYS!” as Vanessa snapped a picture.
“Can we keep opening them now?” James wanted to know.
“OK, OK,” she conceded. “Let’s see what else you three got from Santa. Who wants to go next?”
“Maggie can,” Julia announced. She grabbed one of the presents addressed to her younger sister
from under the tree and placed it gently in her lap. “Here, see what the elves wrapped in this one.”
As Maggie agreed and began tearing the paper off, Rick and Angela settled down on the couch.
Mike pulled Vanessa aside and leaned in close..
            “It’s a Christmas miracle,” Mike whispered to her. “Do you see those kids getting along?”
            “I sure do,” Vanessa smiled. “Merry Christmas.”
“Merry Christmas,” Rick repeated. “And ‘ho, ho, ho.’”

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All i want for christmas are my two front teeth

  • 1.
  • 2. “It is two days before Christmas,” Vanessa grumbled over the noise of her daughters’ bickering. “Can’t you at least try to get along?” “Mom’s right,” Mike piped up as he leaned into the steering wheel and checked the oncoming traffic. “I’m not doing anything,” their youngest, Maggie, whined.
  • 3. Starting right over top of her sister, Julia exhaled and rolled her eyes. “I was just kidding!” “You were making fun of me,” Maggie corrected her. “Mom, she’s teasing me because of my teeth!”
  • 4. As she tattled, Maggie’s mouth fell open just enough to show the new hole in her gums where her two front teeth had been last night.
  • 5. “Judith Mari Campbell,” Vanessa snapped, wriggling out of her seat belt to cast an icy stare into the back seat. “Stop teasing your sister about her lost teeth. And both of you straighten up. Your aunt and uncle didn’t invite us over so we could fight all day.” Both girls slumped down into their seats and stared out their respective windows as the car turned onto a residential street.
  • 6. “Besides, girls,” Mike warned, “it’s Christmas Eve tomorrow but that doesn’t mean it’s too late for you to go on Santa’s naughty list. I’d be careful if I was you.” “Yeah, right,” Julia started sarcastically.
  • 7. But the remark was interrupted by the sound of Vanessa opening her door. “Alright, everyone out,” she ordered, unbuckling her belt and stepping out onto the sidewalk in front of the white, wooden house. “Daddy’s going to get the bags. You girls come with me to say hi to everyone.”
  • 8. Reluctantly, each of the girls undid their seat belts and climbed out into the frozen, December air. As their dad killed the engine of the van, Julia and Maggie scampered up onto the driveway at the heels of their mom. “I’m just saying, sis: don’t smile in any pictures,” Julia hissed into the hair that covered Maggie’s ear. “That’s mean! Why would you say that?”
  • 9. Doing her best to ignore the small voices that had started back up on either side of her, Vanessa balled her hand into a fist and wrapped strongly on the front door. “What?” Julia shrugged. “I’m just saying not to do it unless you winner scare everybody with your ugly all week.”
  • 10. “Vanessa! Girls!” Spotting her sister-in-law as the front door swung open, Vanessa’s grim expression immediately brightened. She stepped past the girls as they matched each other, glare for glare, and enveloped the woman in a warm hug. “You have no idea what kind of drive it’s been,” she mumbled. “Oh, I think I have a pretty good idea,” Angela reassured Vanessa.
  • 11. “Oh my…! Are these the twins?!” Vanessa squealed, pulling back and brushing past Angela. The twins had certainly grown since the birth announcement had come in the mail. Still, Vanessa could recognize her little niece and nephew as they scampered around the entryway on their hands and knees.
  • 12. “And hello to you girls,” Angela said evenly, diverting the girls’ attention from their latest spat. “I sure hope that’s not an argument I hear stirring. Tomorrow is Christmas Eve, after all – and I’m sure you both know who’s paying close attention this time of year. Now come give me a hug and then I’ll help your father with the bags!” ___
  • 13. As everyone had settled into the living room, dragging suitcases at their heels, the doorbell rang again. Angela traipsed back through the hall with the twins scooting along at her heels. Swinging the front door wide open, she found the rest of her company waiting out on the front porch.
  • 14. “Welcome back,” she piped, going down the line to hug George, Martha, and their son James. Turning to her husband, who had shuttled the company home from the airport, she added, “And welcome back home. Come in.”
  • 15. Angela stepped aside and allowed everyone to shuffle past; her husband, Rick, wandered in last, carrying the last of the suitcases. As he passed, he planted a quick kiss at the edge of her lips.
  • 16. “Where is everyone?” Martha asked, ruffling James’s hair. “The kids are downstairs in the playroom.” “Playing nice, hopefully,” Vanessa added from her corner on the couch.
  • 17. “Except for these two squirts,” Rick said, kneeling down to grab up the nearest of his two one- year-olds. Straightening, he balanced Henry against his side.
  • 18. “Jamie, you can be my assistant,” Julia announced proudly, surveying the toy oven and its accessories carefully. “And Maggie can be my customer. Pretend she’s sitting here in her chair and there’s a maginary table. And you just ordered some cakes but Jamie slipped on this ball when he’s trying to take them to you.”
  • 19. “That’s what I asked Santa Claus for, you know,” James exclaimed as he pantomimed taking a dish of cakes from Julia. “A new ball.” “What for?” Maggie asked, taking her seat in the little chair in the corner of the play room. “So I can play four square with my friends.” “Like it matters,” Julia grumbled. “Santa doesn’t even exist. Could you just trip with the cakes already, Jamie?”
  • 20. “You’re being mean!” Maggie accused in one of her high-pitched tones. She folded her arms over her stomach and sank into the chair, sulking. “What?” James shrugged as Julia’s glare crossed him. “You are being kind of mean.”
  • 21. “I’m just trying to help all you babies. But if you want to be lied to, fine by me. Enjoy your Christmas with your stinky Santa Claus, you stinky toothless sister!”
  • 22. Her cheeks starting to burn red, Julia turned on her heel with a loud huff ! and let herself quickly out of the playroom, slamming the door closed after her. Immediately, Maggie’s bottom lip started to quiver.
  • 23. “Aw, come on. She’s just grumpy because she knows Santa’s not going to get her anything tomorrow night,” James explained kindly. Pretending to hoist his platter of cakes above his shoulder, he marched in a straight line for Maggie’s chair.
  • 24. “I don’t know about that,” she admitted lowly. “Look out for that ball.” “Thanks, ma’am!” James exclaimed. “You just saved me and your cakes! Here you go. Is there anything else I can get you?” Maggie pretended to take the dish from James. But when she’d received it, she just stared glumly at her empty hands.
  • 25. “My two front teeth,” she suggested quietly. “Don’t look so down, kid,” he instructed with a broad smile. “Julia might not know it but Santa Claus does too exist.” “How do you know?”
  • 26. “If I tell you the story, can I share your cakes, ma’am? It’s been an awful long day and my mom forgot to pack me a lunch.” “Of course, my kind boy,” Maggie agreed, snapping back into character and motioning to the spot across form her chair.
  • 27. James loyally took a seat on the other chair. “Thank you, ma’am,” he nodded and motioned as if taking a cake form the invisible platter offered to him by Maggie. “Most delicious! Now, it wasn’t too long ago that I was having a rough Christmas, too. But that all changed when I saw my mom kiss the real, live, actual Santa Claus…” ___
  • 28. The sleeping bag rustled as Maggie crawled to the opening, on all fours, and poked her head out into the darkness. And if she breathed quietly enough and sat still enough, she could hear all the adults moving about on the floors above. But the morning was generally still. Leaving her sleeping bags and a mass of tangled blankets behind, Maggie stumbled to the doorway of the playroom. As she snuck outside and tiptoed up the staircase, she left behind her sister where she slept curled against the couch.
  • 29. “What are you doing up already, bear?” Angela blurted quickly over the brim of her coffee cup as a little pair of eyes appeared around the corner of the stairs. “Is everyone else up?”
  • 30. “Just me,” Maggie replied, scrambling the rest of the way up to the second floor. Warm smells of brewing coffee and baking bread filled the kitchen. Angela sipped at her drink casually from her perch atop an island stool. But Vanessa and Mike worked around her, setting pans to warm on the stove and rearranging boxes of ingredients into different bowls.
  • 31. “What are you guys cooking?” “Starting all our Christmas treats,” Vanessa replied. “How’d you sleep, sweetheart?” “Good, I guess. Is everyone else asleep too?” “Just your grandma and the twins. Everyone else is in the dining room finishing up breakfast. Are you hungry yet?”
  • 32. “Don’t know,” Maggie mumbled on her way past as she padded her way into the dining room. “Hey, there’s another one now!” one of the guys exclaimed as she wound her way to an empty chair and climbed up. “Morning,” she mumbled lowly.
  • 33. “Show your grandpa one of your smiles, eh? Your dad’s been telling me you’ve been losing teeth left and right!” Grandpa George exclaimed, flashing her a cheesy smile of his own as if illustrating the request. Maggie slowly shook her head ‘no.’
  • 34. “What about this one, pop?” Rick wanted to know. “Remember when we were kids and every time we lost a tooth we’d try to best each other at tongue twisters? Try this one out, kiddo. Repeat after me: ‘Sister Suzie sitting on a thistle.’” Maggie shook her head again, a little quicker this time.
  • 35. “What’s the matter? Cat got your tongue?” “Or should we say: teeth?” There was a round of laughter lifted from the group of men as Vanessa wandered in from the kitchen. “What’s this? Picking on poor little Maggie already, are we?” she wondered.
  • 36. “They sure are,” James hollered over the racket. “Julia, too.” Immediately, the laughter lessened and Vanessa’s expression turned more serious. She leaned against the back of one of the chairs. “What about Julia?”
  • 37. “She’s being mean. Last night, she told Maggie there is no such thing as Santa Claus. Then she made fun of her missing teeth and wouldn’t play with us anymore,” James let out, all in one breath that left him looking both relieved and concerned. “Is that right, Maggie?” “Yeah, mommy.”
  • 38. Poor Julia doesn’t believe anymore,” George mumbled into his mug of coffee. “Not to mention I can’t get these two little monsters of mine to get along for the life of me,” Vanessa added with an exhausted sigh. “Well, Julia’s asleep for now. Come on, kids. You can help mix the chocolate chips into the pancake batter.”
  • 39. “Pancakes?!” one of the kids exclaimed as they both leapt down from the chairs and rocketed toward the kitchen. “Can we fill the whole thing with chocolate?” “We’ll see,” Vanessa laughed as she disappeared with the kids in tow.
  • 40. “This ought to be an interesting Christmas,” George grumbled. “What kind of kid doesn’t take their parent’s word for it anymore? Ah, that girl needs a nice time out, is what she needs.” “Or maybe she needs something else,” Rick suggested, drawing the words out as he stared into the distance and a plan formulated in his mind. “Dad? I think I have an idea.” ___
  • 41. “Alright, kids. That’s by far enough. Everyone grab your blankets; we’re going to bed.” “But mom! The movie’s not even over yet,” Julia whined, squishing herself deeper into the couch cushion and not bothering to quit staring at the television.
  • 42. “We could finish it tomorrow,” James suggested as he got up from the floor and placed the pillow back onto the armchair. “Or I could let you borrow it.” “We already have The Grinch,” Julia informed him snidely. “I want to watch it tonight.”
  • 43. “Sorry. No-can-do, kiddo,” Mike reaffirmed. Wordlessly, Maggie stumbled to her feet and wandered over to her dad’s side, grabbing for his hand. She waited patiently as James wandered over and Vanessa rounded up Julia.
  • 44. “Bed,” she ordered, shutting off the DVD player. Julia launched herself for the remote control. “That’s not going to work, Judith. That’s not the remote for the DVD player. Now, we can sit here and argue all night. Or you can go to bed with your sister and James and fall asleep so Santa Claus can come,” Vanessa explained evenly, her eyebrows raised in a disappointed expression. “And I don’t want to hear any more about Santa not being you-know-what.”
  • 45. With a final huff and a large rolling of the eyes, Julia slowly slid off the couch. Mike started off for the playroom with Maggie and James in tow. Bitterly, Julia stomped after him, grumbling the entire way to bed.
  • 46. “Get up! Get up! Do you hear that?!” Maggie wriggled her toes free of her sleeping bag and scrambled, on her hands and knees, to James’s sleeping bag. “Come on,” she hissed. “Listen! Don’t you hear the bells?”
  • 47. “Is it Santa?” James blurted, sitting up and dumping the blankets off his torso. “I think so,” she nodded quickly, wide awake. “We’ve got to get Julia, too. Let’s go peek upstairs.”
  • 48. Maggie hurried on her knees to Julia, whispering instructions to get up and shaking her sister’s shoulder. James hurried to the door and pulled it open an inch or two. “Julia, Santa’s upstairs. James and I just heard him.”
  • 49. When Julia was first startled awake, she glared into the shadowy face of her younger sister. “Get off,” she grumbled. “No, come on! Santa’s upstairs!” Julia shimmied out of her sleeping bag and propped herself up. “Really?” Maggie nodded her head quickly and motioned for her to come along.
  • 50. “You don’t think he knows we’re awake, do you? What if we interrupt him and he forgets to leave all the presents?” James whispered as all three kids gathered to peek out the door. “We’ll just be extra sneaky,” Maggie suggested.
  • 51. “Yeah, come on. Don’t be scaredy cats, you turtlesauce,” Julia snapped, pushing past the other two and slipping out into the hall and up the stairs. Maggie rolled her eyes and James shrugged as they followed her lead. They scampered up the staircase and paused at the top so they could squish all together and peek just their eyes around the corner. They inhaled collectively, grins immediately spreading across their faces.
  • 52. There was Santa Claus, dressed in the cherry-red suit they’d seen him wearing at the mall earlier this year. He stood at the Christmas tree, touching an ornament or two and chuckling as he examined the decorations. “Merry Christmas,” he said suddenly.
  • 53. Each of the kids startled back, jumping back out of sight as Santa spoke. He chuckled deeply. “While we’re all awake,” he ventured, turning from the tree. “James?”
  • 54. “Yes, sir?” James whispered, reappearing around the corner. He gently got to his feet and straightened out his pajamas as he ventured closer to the towering, broad man. “You’ve been quite the good boy this year, haven’t you?” James shrugged. “Well, I-I tried, sir.” “And you’ve done a fairly good job. You could eat your vegetables more often. But you should be proud. And Judith?”
  • 55. Julia appeared around the corner next, tiptoeing the most tentative of all the kids. “H-hello, Mr. Santa,” she squeaked sheepishly. “I’m afraid you’ve been bullying your little sister a rather lot,” Santa pointed out sadly. “Is that true?” “I think so,” Julia confessed.
  • 56. “It would do you good to recall it wasn’t too long ago that you were missing your two front teeth,” he reminded her, producing a picture of a toothless, grinning Julia from one of his pockets. He stared at it thoughtfully, then cleared his throat and turned to balance it on one of the tree branches. “You two are sisters; you should be there for each other.” “Yes, sir,” Julia nodded quickly.
  • 57. “And as far as two front teeth go, Maggie. You must be patient. I cannot give them to you for Christmas. But if you’re a good little girl and are patient, they will come before you know it,” he added as Maggie came around the corner. “It’s true,” Julia offered up in a small voice. She reached out and patted one of her sister’s arms. “It is.” “Now you three better head back to bed so I can leave your presents under the tree. Good night, you three. And Merry Christmas.”
  • 58. The kids returned with a ‘merry Christmas’ as they turned and started back down the stairs. “Wait,” Julia blurted. “Santa? Are there presents for me in that bag, too?” Santa smiled and chuckled deep in his chest. “Let me ask you this, Judith: do you believe in me again?”
  • 59. Julia’s smile returned as she blushed and played with the ends of her hair. “Oh, absolutely,” she promised. “Then we shall see in the morning,” Santa promised. “Now off to bed, please.”
  • 60. “Yes, sir,” she agreed promptly and hurried to catch up with James and Maggie. ___
  • 61. “Alright, everyone! Gather close for a picture! Say ‘toys!’” James pulled the twins closer as Maggie and Julia gathered on either side. They each clung to their new toys, grinning from ear to ear, and shouted “TOYS!” as Vanessa snapped a picture.
  • 62. “Can we keep opening them now?” James wanted to know. “OK, OK,” she conceded. “Let’s see what else you three got from Santa. Who wants to go next?”
  • 63. “Maggie can,” Julia announced. She grabbed one of the presents addressed to her younger sister from under the tree and placed it gently in her lap. “Here, see what the elves wrapped in this one.”
  • 64. As Maggie agreed and began tearing the paper off, Rick and Angela settled down on the couch. Mike pulled Vanessa aside and leaned in close.. “It’s a Christmas miracle,” Mike whispered to her. “Do you see those kids getting along?” “I sure do,” Vanessa smiled. “Merry Christmas.”
  • 65. “Merry Christmas,” Rick repeated. “And ‘ho, ho, ho.’”