A little ditty about Frosty the Snowman's visit to the Browns' house

1. Of all the stories that
have been read,
only one has been left
for dead.
When Rudolph’s nose
failed to cut through
the fog,
Santa called on his
good friend (no, not
his dog).
From this story one
must not grieve,
for this was Frosty’s
first and last
Christmas eve.

2. It was on that Christmas Eve, so foggy.
When Santa and his reindeer—ever so groggy—
Realized that even Rudolph’s red nose blinking on,
Wouldn’t penetrate the pea soup blanketing Umpqua, Oregon..
Dasher was depressed,
and Santa perplexed

3. Santa thought and
thought.
What could be done?
Mrs. Brown had been so
good this past year…not
so her husband.
“She deserves a little something this year,”
He sighed with the drop of each little tear.

4. “Ah-Ha!” Santa had a fantastic idea in his little dome.
“I will send Frosty the Snowman to find this home. “
Frosty was sent off to find
a landing strip, and to send
the GPS coordinates back to
the sleigh.
If any one could do it, Good
ole Frosty could find the
way !

5. Success! Being as quiet as a mouse,
He positioned
himself in front of
the house

6. This is a great place—it even had
a lighted landing strip.
Frosty radioed in the
coordinates, just before
he let it rip…

7. That which arose from Frosty’s lower part caused such a clatter,
that he knew someone would come to see what was the matter.
Not to be found,
He left in a bound!
However, he leaves quite a trail,
His escape soon would fail…

8. Frosty, in order get to
the shelter of the woods,
did make haste.
Uh-oh…I think Frosty is a
little scared! His face as
white as paste.

9. The fog that night was so dense,
That identification wasn’t possible
beyond the fence
“Stop! what is the password
before you pass this way?”
The cry came out from the
darkness “Go ahead Punk, make
my day.”
A password system was in effect
Things were not looking so
that night.
good for our advance scout,
And poor Frosty froze, looking
His hiding place had been
down the twin barrels in fright.
found out....

10. Wrong password, punk!

11. And another shot for good measure!
Why not just double my pleasure?
This is why
Frosty is no He had the
longer misfortune of
mentioned in coming to visit
the Christmas the Browns’
songs and unannounced
poems with that year!
Santa and his
reindeer

12. Merry Christmas to all
(except maybe Frosty),
and to all a good night!