The document is a humorous version of the song "The 12 Days of Christmas" describing the troubles an elementary school teacher receives from students over the 12 days. Each day brings a new annoyance, from uncovered sneezes to vomiting students. By the twelfth day, the teacher finally receives 12 Christmas ornaments for their tree.

1. The 12 Days of Elementary
Christmas
By Jack Knaack

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3. On the first day of Christmas,
my students gave to me
Some phlegm from an
uncovered sneeze

4. On the second day of Christmas,
my students gave to me
Two bloodied knees

5. And some phlegm from an
uncovered sneeze

6. On the third day of Christmas my
students gave to me
Three angry parents

7. 2 Bloodied Knees
And some phlegm from an uncovered
sneeze

8. On the fourth day of Christmas, my
students gave to me
Four bullies bragging

9. 3 Angry Parents
2 Bloodied Knees
And some phlegm from an uncovered
sneeze

10. On the fifth day of Christmas my
students gave to me
5 Heads Of Lice

11. 4 Bullies Bragging
3 Angry Parents
2 Bloodied Knees
And some phlegm from an uncovered
sneeze

12. On the sixth day of Christmas, my
students gave to me
6 middle fingers

13. 5 Heads of Lice
4 Bullies Bragging
3 Angry Parents
2 Bloodied Knees
And some phlegm from an uncovered
sneeze

14. On the 7th day of Christmas my students
gave to me
7 kids a crying

15. 6 Middle Fingers
5 Heads of Lice
4 Bullies Bragging
3 Angry Parents
2 Bloodied Knees
And some phlegm from an uncovered
sneeze

16. On the eighth day of Christmas, my
students gave to me
8 ice packed noggins

17. 7 Kids a Crying
6 Middle Fingers
5 Heads of Lice
4 Bullies Bragging
3 Angry Parents
2 Bloodied Knees
And some phlegm from an uncovered
sneeze

18. On the ninth day of Christmas my
students gave to me
9 half eaten cookies

19. 8 Ice Packed Noggins
7 Kids a Crying
6 Middle Fingers
5 Heads of Lice
4 Bullies Bragging
3 Angry Parents
2 Bloodied Knees
And some phlegm from an uncovered
sneeze

20. On the tenth day of Christmas, my
students gave to me
10 kids a kicking

21. 9 Half-eaten Cookies
8 Ice Packed Noggins
7 Kids a Crying
6 Middle Fingers
5 Heads of Lice
4 Bullies Bragging
3 Angry Parents
2 Bloodied Knees
And some phlegm from an uncovered
sneeze

22. On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my students gave to me
11 students puking

23. 10 Kids a Kicking
9 Half-eaten Cookies
8 Ice Packed Noggins
7 Kids a Crying
6 Middle Fingers
5 Heads of Lice
4 Bullies Bragging
3 Angry Parents
2 Bloodied Knees
And some phlegm from an uncovered sneeze

24. On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my students gave to me
12 ornaments for my tree

25. 11 kids

26. 10 kids a

27. 9 half-eaten

28. 8 ice packed

29. 7 kids a

30. 6 middle

31. 5 heads of

32. 4
bragging

33. 3 angry

34. 2 bloodied

35. AND SOME PHLEGM
FROM AN
UNCOVERED SNEEZE

36. Merry Christmas Everyone!