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ASI
PREPOSTEROUS
  STATEMENT
     2011
“Can you take
 Aural
 Gratification?”
Danni    When waiting for Keith to
         wrap up another phone call
         In Reference To:
         Aural Gratification, Inc.
“Do you really
 think that would
 be a good use of
 my time?”
Chad      Katie: “Chad, can you run
          to the store and get me a
          Cherry Coke?”
“When I was
 leaving, my tire
 bumped into
 your blinker.”
Chad      When telling Carol that he
          drove over the hood of her
          car
“Well this is what I
 was always looking
 for the last time I
 was working here.”

Jim Grim   Jon: “So, Grim, what do
           you think of things around
           here in regards to the new
           corporate structure?”
“I wore out the lifter
 on my headset
 from taking so
 many sales calls.”

Chad         When JR asked Chad why
             his headset was not
             working
“I bet it’s for
 Chad, so he can
 print his quotes
 faster.”
JR       When trying to figure out
         who the new printer was for
Destiny: “Jeez, you scared
 the crap out of me. My
 fingers are even tinging.”
Keith: “I haven’t had a
 woman say that to me in
 years...”

 Keith          Destiny was walking down
                the hall and Keith came out
                of his office and scared her
“No, Keith, I can
 not do this with
 you today ... I am
 still sore.”
Chad       Talking with Keith
Chad: “I hate working in the sample
 room!”
Keith: “You show up every day for the
 next 2 weeks and work at least 32
 hours per week, and you will never
 have to work in the sample room
 again.”
Chad: “What would you like done in the
 sample room?”

 Chad & Keith        Sales Meeting – Agenda
                     Item: Sample Room
“Hello, Jon, Dwayne over at Majam Building
  Supply in ahhh...Newburgh. I need...I need ya
  ta cawl me back, we have ahhh...we have a
  serious fuckin’ problem. You guys seem to
  have ahhh...sent da quote directly to da
  customer. And...I...I...I’d like ta know if ya
  bumped your fuckin’ head, or whatchya did,
  and why ya did it, but...ya know...it’s a problem
  at this point. And ahhh...I need ya ta cawl me
  at my office. 555-5555 ext. 555 Thank you.
  Bye.”


  Customer – Dwayne Jaycox   One of our friendly Marjam
                             Distributors

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ASI Preposterous Statement 2011

  • 2.
  • 3. “Can you take Aural Gratification?” Danni When waiting for Keith to wrap up another phone call In Reference To: Aural Gratification, Inc.
  • 4.
  • 5. “Do you really think that would be a good use of my time?” Chad Katie: “Chad, can you run to the store and get me a Cherry Coke?”
  • 6.
  • 7. “When I was leaving, my tire bumped into your blinker.” Chad When telling Carol that he drove over the hood of her car
  • 8.
  • 9. “Well this is what I was always looking for the last time I was working here.” Jim Grim Jon: “So, Grim, what do you think of things around here in regards to the new corporate structure?”
  • 10.
  • 11. “I wore out the lifter on my headset from taking so many sales calls.” Chad When JR asked Chad why his headset was not working
  • 12.
  • 13. “I bet it’s for Chad, so he can print his quotes faster.” JR When trying to figure out who the new printer was for
  • 14.
  • 15. Destiny: “Jeez, you scared the crap out of me. My fingers are even tinging.” Keith: “I haven’t had a woman say that to me in years...” Keith Destiny was walking down the hall and Keith came out of his office and scared her
  • 16.
  • 17. “No, Keith, I can not do this with you today ... I am still sore.” Chad Talking with Keith
  • 18.
  • 19. Chad: “I hate working in the sample room!” Keith: “You show up every day for the next 2 weeks and work at least 32 hours per week, and you will never have to work in the sample room again.” Chad: “What would you like done in the sample room?” Chad & Keith Sales Meeting – Agenda Item: Sample Room
  • 20.
  • 21. “Hello, Jon, Dwayne over at Majam Building Supply in ahhh...Newburgh. I need...I need ya ta cawl me back, we have ahhh...we have a serious fuckin’ problem. You guys seem to have ahhh...sent da quote directly to da customer. And...I...I...I’d like ta know if ya bumped your fuckin’ head, or whatchya did, and why ya did it, but...ya know...it’s a problem at this point. And ahhh...I need ya ta cawl me at my office. 555-5555 ext. 555 Thank you. Bye.” Customer – Dwayne Jaycox One of our friendly Marjam Distributors