Have a great Spring Break everyone and BLESS OUR SOULS! ENJOY EVERYBODY!

1. 3RD CATEGORY JOKE TIME OR
REALITY CHECK I AM / YOU MIGHT BE
A REDNECK IF :
 YOUR FAVORITE T-SHIRT IS OFFESIVE IN THIRTEEN STATES.
 THE DOG CATCHER CALLS FOR A BACKUP UNIT WHEN HE VISITS YOUR
HOUSE.
 YOUR FAMILY TREE DOES NOT FORK.
 YOUR WIFE’S HAIRDO ATTRACTS BEES.
 YOU REFER TO THE TIME YOU WON A FREE CASE OF OIL AS THE “ DAY MY
SHIP CA ME IN.”
 YOUR BROTHER- IN LAW IS YOUR UNCLE.
 NONE OF YOUR SHIRT COVER YOUR STOMACH.
 THE REAR TIRES ON YOUR CAR ARE AT LEAST TWICE A WIDE AS THE
FRONT ONES.
 YOU USE THE TERM ‘ OVER YONDER” MORE THAT ONCE A MONTH.
 BIKER BACK DOWN FROM YOUR MOM.
 YOU WERE SHOOTING POOL WHEN YOUR KIDS WERE BORN.
 YOU THINK DOM PERIGNON IS A MAFIA LEADER.
 YOU THINK BEEF JERKY AND MOON PIES ARE TWO OF THE MAJOR FOOD
GROUPS.
 YOU HAVE MORE THAN TWO BROTHERS NAMED BUBBA OR JUNIOR.
 YOU’VE EVER STOLEN TOILET PAPER FROM A PUBLIC RESTROOM.
 YOU PREFER CAR KEYS TO Q-TIPS.
 YOUR FATHER ENCOURAGES YOU TO QUIT SCHOOL BECAUSE LARRY HAS
AN OPENING ON THE LUBE RACK. Cool Ha! Hahahahahaha Funny Ya’ll! Have a