9. Desdemona got all the men begging
for her after using Herbal Essences!
Like Othello!
Roderigo
(She could of gotten
Iago too if she wanted Maybe Cassio too,
to…) Everyone thought so
anyways…
10. Your
lover
Side Effects…
may
attempt
to creep
into your
bed and
attempt
to
strangle
you out
of
jealousy
for your
luscious
hair…
11. Why should you buy our product?
Besides what we have already told you,
there are many reasons as to why you
should get our product:
12. Nothing is better than world peace. Herbal
Essences is better than nothing.
Therefore, Herbal Essences is better than
world peace.
13. Everyone should buy Herbal Essences! If
we don’t buy it, we can’t save the lives of
poor kittens to horrible beasts