In light of his latest discovery, I made this slide show...

1. Why Not to Invite Stephen Hawking to Your Birthday Party.

2. Bill? Bill? Yes, Ted? Yes, Ted? So… I was thinking about… like… not inviting Hawking… I was thinking… about… like… not inviting Hawking…

3. What!? But it’s Stephen Freakin’ Hawking! I’m just worried he’ll be too much of a Debbie Downer…

4. Why!? Because of the wheelchair!? That’s discrimination, man!! Well, no… I mean—well, alright, you’re right. He can come.

5. Gee… I’m so glad I was invited. Although, birthdays are just reminders that we’re all getting closer to death.—And there’s no Heaven… so that’s just going to suck.

6. I bet you’re all having fun… drinking and eating and……….. dancing. I’ve just been busy working on my estimates of when the Sun is going to explode and kill us all. I also discovered that the Easter Bunny exists—it wasn’t through research though. I found out when I ran him over with my chair.

7. Maybe this was a bad idea.