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A 20x20 Pecha Kucha presentation taking a closer look at catalog snail-mail spam. Presented at Pecha Kucha Night Scranton on 1/26/13 at the Vintage Theater in Scranton.

Entretenimiento y humor

CATALOG

WTFs
Jan 2013
Issue No. 99

GOING TO WAR WITH SNAIL-MAIL CATALOG SPAM
Harriet Carter’s Junk Collection July 11 Issue No. 99

Michelle’s Commentary Corner
Unsubscription Techniques

ENOUGH! ENOUGH
ALREADY!
Catalogs I’ve Recently Received:
•Allergic Living
•Finger Hut (the equivalent of layaway, but in catalog form)
•Lands End
•Collections Etc.
•One Step Ahead (I don’t plan on having any more babies, thankyouverymuch!)
•Cabella
•The Pyramid Collection
•Oriental Trading
•Quadratec
•Crutchfield

•Harriet Carter
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GET YOUR READ ON?
Hint: Don’t read on
Hint: Don’t read on
the toilet.
the toilet.

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URINE? NO. MAYAN!
Other Product Lines:

-Blood Stain Gone! (Murderers Edition)
-Vomit Gone! (Anorexic Edition)

Michelle’s Pending Patent List:

-Stupid Person Gone!
-Extended Family Holiday Dinner
Earplugs!
-Nickelback Music Video Eyebleach!

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UPGRADE YOUR PAD (1)!

What They Really Meant To Say:
What They Really Meant To Say:

NOW WALK AROUND NAKED FROM THE WASTE DOWN WITHOUT BEING
NOW WALK AROUND NAKED FROM THE WASTE DOWN WITHOUT BEING
PUT ON THAT PESKY MEGAN’S LAW VIOLATER LIST!
PUT ON THAT PESKY MEGAN’S LAW VIOLATER LIST!

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OPTING OUT
• Phone Books
Visit yellowpagesoptout.com (however it is up to the
carrier’s discretion)

• Junk Mail/ Catalogs
Visit catalogchoice.org to opt out of catalogs, credit card
offers, coupons circulars and more!

• Phone Calls
Visit donotcall.gov to get on the National Do Not Call List
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THE
Jan 2013
Issue No. 99

END
GOING TO WAR WITH SNAIL-MAIL CATALOG SPAM
Blog Address: blog.mhryvnak.net
Twitter: @mhryvnak
July 11 Issue No. 99

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