1. So someone asked me to tell them about Block B
Where do I even begin?

2. They are a group of 7 boys who does hip hop music
You think they’re good looking? Oh…you’re so wrong
You will never be more wrong

3. There are way
too many…
Jaehyo’s too fabulous for
this

4. Now onto individual members:
Date of Birth: September 24, 1990
He’s the eldest hyung, believe it or not
He’s also the shortest…
He’s like the Honey-senpai
in Block B
He even has his own
Mori-senpai, a.k.a P.O
Say hello to Lee Taeil
But he’s a badass who has a
lot of tattoos

5. Next is Lee Minhyuk, a.k.a Selca God:
Date of Birth: December 14, 1990
Why is he the Selca
God? He has millions of
selcas and they’re all
from the same angle
He is mostly shipped with U-Kwon.
Their ship name is U-Bomb
I ship them
too
He also likes cute
vaginas dimples

6. Following on is Block B’s princess, Ahn Jaehyo:
He was an ulzzang Date of Birth: December 23, 1990
Even when derping, he is
handsome
He is surprisingly
very strong! He beat
Cheondung of
MBLAQ in arm
wrestling in less than
two seconds
He is NOT ugly!
Block B is made of
6 ugly dudes plus
one very good
looking Ahn
Jaehyo
He is friends with Lee Joon
They call him orangehyung because he’s
easy to peel (tease)

7. Kitty-Kwon is next:
Date of Birth: April 9, 1992
He’s so squishy and cute!
He ate that lollipop whole
in one go 
He loves animals.
He also has a noona
He played with a
girlfriend but we
dog at a filming set
love him still! 
and was sad that it
had no food
He is one sexy dancer…
Admit it, you smile when he smiles

8. Park Kyung, a.k.a Grease-Kyung, a.k.a Kyung-cumber, a.k.a Carrot-Kyung:
He’s all sexy
looking, right?
WRONG!
Park Kyung wins
not with words
but with one
expression
He self-proclaims to be the best-looking
He picks his
nose…
…on camera
He rapped about fruits to a Maori gang
He is also the creator of this crazy
shoulder dance that he is very proud of
Young
Kyung 
He is Zico’s childhood friend

9. The leader, Woo Jiho, a.k.a Zico, a.k.a Ziaco, a.k.a my husband
He’s in a secret relationship
with Hello Kitty
Date of Birth: September 14, 1992
It’s Hep Hap, not Hip Hop, get it right
This is
his bed
He had
dreads
He was the cutest kid
His
underground
name was
Nacseo
Lived in Canada,
China and Japan
Writes and produces songs
His aegyo is weird…

10. Last but not least, the maknae, P.O:
Date of Birth: February 2, 1993
A.k.a Taeil’s biggest fanboy
Deep ass voice
Cute ass motherf**ker
DON’T compare him
to T.O.P, you ass
He is in love with
Sulli and Dara
Search up his Hot Pink expression