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What is height of Secrecy?  Offering blank visiting cards.
What is height of laziness?  Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk
What is height of Craziness?  Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
What is height of Forgetfulness?  Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
What is height of Stupidity?  A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
What is height of Honesty?  A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
What is height of Suicide?  A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
What is height of De-hydration?  A cow giving milk powder.

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  • 7. What is height of Suicide? A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
  • 8. What is height of De-hydration? A cow giving milk powder.