Generation Three is born. Where are the girls?

1. The Squeaky Clean Legacy
By Professor Butters
Chapter 4.1: Second Generation Pink

2. Hi.
I'm
Mor+mer
Goodytwoshoes,
and
this
is
one
of
my
cats,
Max.
We'll
be
hos+ng
this
chapter
of
the
Squeaky
Clean
Legacy.
My
creator,
Professor
BuGers,
always
considered
me
disposable.
She
even
named
me
Mor+mer
aIer
the
phrase
"Mor+mer
dies"
in
The
Fantas*cks.
But
then
something
funny
happened-­‐-­‐she
started
to
like
me.

3. I'm
not
kidding
myself.
I've
got
a
face
that
would
stop
a
clock,
and
terrible
taste
in
clothes.
But
she
got
me
my
beau+ful
wife,
Edith;
kept
my
brother
Abijah
off
her
by
cancelling
the
ac+on
whenever
he
wanted
to
start
an
"innocent
game
of
kicky
bag,"
and
motherloded
me
into
a
fabulous
house.

4. She
got
me
into
the
Landgrabb
Society,
just
because
she
liked
me.
And
now
I'm
well
on
my
way
to
fulfilling
my
life's
ambi+on
as
a
Mad
Scien+st.

5. Edith
and
I
had
a
nice,
big
wedding,
with
the
whole
family
there.

6. Here's
our
house.
Telescope,
robo+cs
sta+on,
chess
table-­‐-­‐I
mean,
what
more
can
a
Knowledge
Sim
like
me
ask
for?

7. Oh,
yeah-­‐-­‐and
a
hot
tub.
Edith
says
those
can
be
preGy
nice.

8. She
hasn't
been
this
nice
to
all
of
us.
For
example,
when
my
brother
Abner
got
married
to
Vanessa
Pederson,
she
hit
"Try
For
Baby."
You
can
imagine
what
happened
next-­‐-­‐-­‐

9. .
.
.
and
then
Abner
says
she
showed
up
just
to
gloat.
.
.

10. And
Abner
was
just
furious.

11. And
you
can
see
how
much
she
cared
about
it.

12. Author’s note: I feel no guilt about this. The twins weren’t my fault.
At least my Simself worried about Vanessa: Abner just sat there
and ate grilled cheese. He has a nice career in the military, charming
twins, and a safe spot in the Sim Bin.

13. Brother
Abijah?
Married
and
Binned.

14. She's
got
a
soI
spot
for
Sam,
too,
who'll
be
hos+ng
a
future
chapter.
Here
he
is
with
his
wife
Julie.

15. Mom
grew
into
an
elder.
I
think
she
looks
even
preZer
now.

16. And
she
sold
a
bestselling
novel.

17. Mom
and
Dad
moved
into
a
new
house,
only
one
story
because
as
Renee
(aka
cowforbrains)
once
said,
two
stories
means
you
lose
track
of
Sims,
and
that's
how
Sims
die.
You
can
see
Dad's
toy
store
on
the
leI.

18. Professor
BuGers
showed
up
to
welcome
them
to
the
neighborhood,
even
though
they'd
always
lived
there.
I
think
she's
a
liGle
grossed
out
by
Brandi
Broke
here.

19. Things
were
not
easy
for
my
sister
Daisie
Mae
when
she
moved
back
in.
She
was
moving
along
in
the
Science
career
and
then
gave
herself
mysterious
diseases-­‐-­‐twice
in
a
row-­‐-­‐and
the
disease
took
a
toll
on
her
logic,
too.
It
took
her
forever
to
get
beGer.
Here
she
is,
was+ng
away
like
the
heroine
of
a
Victorian
novel.
We
were
all
very
worried.

20. Remington
Harris
had
to
move
in
to
take
care
of
her.
And
before
you
start
to
say
"I'll
just
bet!"-­‐-­‐that's
exactly
what
he
did:
take
care
of
her,
cook
for
her,
and
then
he
slept
in
the
kids'
room.
I
don't
think
he's
all
that
bright,
but
his
heart's
in
the
right
place.

21. It's
unusual
to
have
a
wedding
at
night,
but
that
was
the
only
+me
to
do
it,
because
Daisie
Mae
had
been
so
sick
and
she
was
going
back
to
work
the
next
day.

22. Everyone
had
a
great
+me
anyway.

23. I
thought
this
double
smootch
was
kind
of
embarrassing,
myself.

24. I
don't
know
where
Cassandra
Goth
got
this
extra
boGle
of
champagne,
and
I
have
no
idea
why
Remington
felt
a
sudden
impulse
to
play
kicky
bag
with
her.

25. He
certainly
took
off
for
the
honeymoon
in
a
hurry,
though.

26. Oh,
boy.
I
don't
want
to
know
about
this
part,
either,
although
I
guess
I'm
glad
my
parents
have
a
happy
marriage.

27. My
sister,
being
a
total
space
cadet.
She
was
such
a
complete
innocent,
though
she
does
know
Mom's
rules:
under
her
roof,
there
is
only
WooHoo
between
married
couples,
trying
for
babies.
And
I
guess
that
happened
right
away.

28. And
just
when
everyone
was
seGled
down
for
a
nice
quiet
Barbie
Dream
House
kind
of
life,
my
sister
Hopeful
moved
back
from
college
in
the
middle
of
the
night
and
lost
no
+me
in
invi+ng
over
her
fiance,
Count
Jihoon.
.
.

29. With
predictable
results.

30. .
.
.

31. .
.
.

32. Now
here's
something
you
don't
see
every
day-­‐-­‐a
combina+on
crypt
and
beauty
parlor.
Hopeful
built
it
in
back.
She
decided
to
take
Vamprocillin-­‐D
and
work
her
way
up
the
Slacker
career-­‐-­‐and
then
she
could
invite
Jihoon
to
move
in
and
marry
her.

33. Dad
grew
up
into
an
elder.
.
.

34. And
Mom
celebrated
by
baking
a
nice,
big.
.
.
cheesecake.

35. And
of
course
Daisie
Mae
ate
it
all.

36. Don't
look
so
innocent,
Mom.
You
did
that
on
purpose!

37. Poor
Remington.
He's
s+ll
cleaning
up,
even
though
my
parents
hired
a
new
maid.
Even
the
cats
give
him
aZtude.

38. Mom
taught
Dreamboat
here
how
to
"shake,"
which
was
the
last
of
the
pet
commands
she
had
to
learn.
And
then
Dreamboat,
who's
at
the
top
of
the
Security
career
and
who's
had
her
kiGens
and
paid
her
dues,
was
sent
off
to
live
with
us
and
Max,
where
she'll
never
get
old.

39. Pregnancy
with
twins
was
hard
on
my
sister.
We
hope
it
never
happens
again,
because
something
went
wrong
and
right
aIer
she
gave
birth,
she
went
into
aspira+onal
failure
on
the
bathroom
floor.
Twice
in
two
minutes.
The
Sim
Shrink
kept
visi+ng
and
meanwhile
she
was
starving
to
death
and
too
+red
to
eat.
Professor
BuGers
confesses
that
she
did
something
to
save
my
sister,
but
she
won't
admit
what.

40. It
didn't
help
that
there
was
a
big
fire
right
before
my
sister
gave
birth,
set
by
Mom.
Mom,
of
all
people!
Mom
knows
perfectly
well
how
to
cook!

41. The
funny
thing
about
this
is
that
most
of
the
+me
when
Mom
gave
birth,
she
was
all
alone.
Dad
even
drove
away
to
work
right
in
the
middle
once.
And
here
everyone
is
standing
around
watching,
and
they
can't
do
a
thing
to
help
my
sister,
who
really
was
about
to
die.

42. And
of
course,
it
was
twin
boys,
neither
of
whom
can
inherit
the
place.
Doesn't
it
figure?
Here's
Tiny-­‐-­‐the
other
one
is
Joe.
They
have
Daisie
Mae's
real
hair
color,
which
is
black
(shh!).
It's
hard
to
tell
whose
eyes
he's
got,
because
both
my
sister
and
Remington
have
blue
eyes,
but
it
looks
as
though
he
may
have
inherited
my
Dad's
big
mouth,
poor
kid.
Well,
if
he's
like
me,
he
might
snag
a
beau+ful
wife
anyway.

43. Daisie
Mae
finally
recovered
and
went
out
to
stargaze.
She's
on
maternity
leave,
but
I
think
she
wishes
more
than
anything
that
she
could
go
right
back
to
work.
She
wants
to
be
a
Mad
Scien+st
like
me,
and
she's
probably
about
to
be
promoted.

44. Maybe
this
is
the
real
reason
why
my
parents
gave
me
Max,
but
I
don't
care.
Max
is
almost
at
the
top
of
the
Show
Business
career.
Edith
and
I
prac+cally
don't
have
to
work
because
the
cats
do
so
well
financially.
Edith
works
for
my
parent's
toy
business,
and
so
does
Julie,
Sam's
wife.
My
parents
don't
like
Edith
and
they
keep
wan+ng
to
fire
her,
but
her
sales
skills
have
helped
them
build
it
up
to
a
level
two
business.

45. See?
Dreamboat
and
me,
living
the
life
of
Riley.
I
don't
have
to
Try
For
Baby,
and
as
the
eldest
of
seven,
I
appreciate
that.
My
cooking
skills
are
tops
and
I
can
serve
the
cats
Lobster
Thermidor
if
I
want
to.

46. I
never
would
have
figured
Hopeful
as
the
maternal
type,
but
she's
great
with
the
twins.
This
is
Joe,
and
he
definitely
has
Mom's
eyes.

47. Well,
yes,
the
whole
place
is
a
liGle
sickeningly
cute,
and
there's
a
lot
of
handholding
because
frankly
there
isn't
any
room
for
another
baby
and
that's
about
all
they
can
do.
But
that
snapdragon
plant
behind
Remington
and
Daisie
Mae
is
really,
really
useful.
They
have
one
in
just
about
every
room
in
the
house
and
it
makes
having
twins
and
cats
tolerable.

48. It's
Hopeful's
crypt,
but
she'd
rather
be
in
the
main
house
watching
the
big
screen
TV.
Daisie
Mae
likes
to
sneak
off
to
eat
dinner
here,
though,
probably
because
it's
nice
and
quiet.
She's
ea+ng
pork
chops,
by
the
way.
The
whole
family
is
crazy
about
pork
chops-­‐-­‐which
makes
sense
because
almost
everybody
is
named
aIer
the
comic
strip
Li'l
Abner,
who
is
always
ea+ng
pork
chops.
Remington
and
Hopeful
are
puZng
on
weight,
but
Daisie
Mae
never
gains
an
ounce.

49. Remington
brought
home
a
new
boyfriend
for
Darling,
named
Thay,
which
means
"Teacher"
in
Vietnamese.
He's
a
Birman,
and
they're
famous
for
being
Buddhist
temple
cats.
Anyhow,
we
hope
she
likes
him.

50. Here's
the
double
birthday
party
for
the
twins.

51. Surprise!
Joe's
a
blond!
And
I
think
he
looks
a
liGle
bit
like
Remington.

52. Remington
wanted
to
teach
Joe
how
to
talk
right
away.
His
first
word
was
"Daddy"-­‐-­‐or
maybe
it
was
"Remington."

53. Here's
Joe,
who
looks
a
lot
more
like
the
rest
of
us,
with
his
black
hair.

54. Daisie
Mae
reached
the
top
of
the
Science
Career
ladder,
which
was
her
lifelong
dream.
Now
she
says
she
wants
to
learn
about
everything-­‐-­‐but
in
any
case,
if
she
has
more
babies
she
won't
go
into
failure
like
that
again.

55. Hopeful
reached
the
top
of
the
Slacker
career
the
same
day,
a
testament
to
her
ability
to
manage
friends.
The
first
person
she
called
was
Count
Jihoon,
because
now
she
can
be
a
vampire
and
s+ll
keep
her
job,
and
she
wanted
very,
very
much
to
be
a
vampire-­‐-­‐or
just
to
be
with
him.

56. Boy
was
she
happy
to
see
him
again.
It
had
been
a
long
+me!

57. They
got
married
in
the
dead
of
night-­‐-­‐no
guests.
Hopeful
took
his
last
name,
Young-­‐-­‐she's
the
only
one
of
us
who
has
changed
it.

58. Hopeful
says
there
are
certain
advantages
to
being
married
to
a
vampire.

59. But
she
wouldn't
say
what
they
are.

60. Count
Jihoon
made
Hopeful
into
a
vampire
again.
The
funny
thing
is,
he
must
have
been
sorry,
because
he
wanted
very
much
for
her
to
be
cured.

61. Hopeful
says
that
aIer
the
first
+me,
it's
really
no
big
deal.

62. What
do
two
newly
married
vampires
do?
Pillow
fight,
of
course.

63. Daisie
Mae:
So
how
do
you
feel
about
having
a
vampire
for
a
brother
in
law?

64. Remington:
I
dunno.
He
seems
all
right.
Takes
all
kinds
to
make
a
world.

65. To
hear
Hopeful
tell
it,
her
short
marriage
to
Count
Jihoon
was
preGy
much
ideal.

66. Again,
she
wouldn't
go
into
par+culars.

67. Tragically,
however,
the
very
next
day
aIer
the
wedding,
Count
Jihoon
got
caught
in
the
sunlight.
He
must
have
been
so
elated
that
he
forgot
all
about
the
sun-­‐-­‐-­‐

68. Or
something.
The
whole
thing
is
very
mysterious.

69. They
say
his
last
thoughts
were
of
her-­‐-­‐

70. Or
something
like
that.

71. It
seems
like
a
roGen
way
to
go,
but
at
least
it's
quick.

72. The
Grim
Reaper
said
there
was
no
excuse
for
carelessness.

73. Evidently
when
one
of
the
Undead
dies,
it's
an
unusual
situa+on
requiring
a
phone
call
to
Grim
Death
Headquarters.

74. AIer
less
than
twelve
hours
of
marriage,
all
that
was
leI
of
Count
Jihoon
was
this
simple
headstone,
a
pile
of
ashes,
and
an-­‐-­‐ahem-­‐-­‐puddle.

75. Which
Mom
cleaned
up.
Who
knows
what
she
was
thinking.
She'd
always
wanted
six
of
her
children
to
marry,
but
like
this!

76. Hopeful
slept
through
the
whole
thing.

77. When
she
woke
up
and
found
out,
she
was
devastated.

78. She
vowed
that
she
would
never,
ever
marry
again,
and
that
she
would
never
date
any
man
more
than
one
+me.
She
could
never
forget
Jihoon,
but
she
would
try
to
stay
cheerful
and
go
on
dates.
Lots
and
lots
of
dates.
I
asked
her
if
in
fact
this
wasn't
exactly
what
she'd
always
wanted
in
the
first
place
and
she
told
me
to
shut
up.

79. Trouble
was,
Hopeful
was
lousy
at
being
a
vampire.
She
kept
geZng
up
in
the
middle
of
the
day
and
finally
she
died.
My
mother
pleaded
with
the
Grim
Reaper-­‐-­‐and
won.
She's
a
very
tough
liGle
lady.
Meanwhile
Dad
said
enough
was
enough
and
stomped
off
to
the
phone
to
order
some
vamprocillin.

80. I've
never
seen
a
Sim
need
two
energizer
charges
before.
Hopeful
was
dying
again
of
everything
at
once.

81. And
then
Dad
ordered
her
to
drink
the
vamprocillin
and
quit
fooling
around.
We
think
she's
cured,
but
she's
s+ll
got
the
red
eyes
and
the
blue
lips.

82. With
Count
Jihoon
gone,
there
was
now
room
for
a
baby.
It
looks
as
though
Remington
and
my
sister
took
full
advantage
of
the
opportunity.

83. Well,
Hopeful
seems
to
be
okay.
You
can
see
the
blue
sky
through
the
shower
curtains
just
behind
her.
And
this
is
also
why
Hopeful
didn't
make
a
very
good
vampire.
She's
much
too
playful
and
gets
out
of
her
coffin
every
+me
she
gets
bored.
Nope-­‐-­‐she's
beGer
off
as
she
is.

84. On
the
other
hand,
Count
Jihoon
seems
preGy
annoyed
about
something.
No
doubt
he
feels
he's
been
betrayed-­‐-­‐geZng
married
and
then
dying
like
that
sure
was
a
nasty
coincidence,
but
it
definitely
wasn't
Hopeful's
fault.
Poor
Count
Jihoon.
But
s+ll-­‐-­‐a
ghost
vampire-­‐-­‐can
you
imagine
how
cool?
I
know
this
sounds
nerdy,
but
I
wish
I'd
been
there.

85. There
he
is,
popping
out
of
the
coffin
that
someone
didn't
let
him
use-­‐-­‐but
was
it
Hopeful's
fault
that
there
weren't
two
coffins?
No-­‐-­‐I
think
we
have
to
ascribe
this
to
the
same
mysterious
set
of
circumstances
that
got
my
brother
Abner
in
the
Sim
Bin
with
a
set
of
newborn
twins.

86. Here's
Joe.
Grouchy,
playful,
like
my
brothers
Abner
and
Abijah-­‐-­‐but
sloppy?
Who
ever
heard
of
a
sloppy
Goodytwoshoes?
Except
for-­‐-­‐um,
Remington.

87. And
here's
Joe-­‐-­‐a
real
sweetheart
and
blond
like
his
mom
and
grandmom.
And
his
face
is
startlingly
like
Remington's.
I
didn't
mean
that
the
way
it
came
out.
I
mean,
of
course
it's
like
Remington's-­‐-­‐who
else
would
he
look
like?

88. Dad
teaches
Joe
what
is
supposed
to
be
in
the
human
body-­‐-­‐

89. And
what
isn't.

90. Darling,
I
don't
mean
this
as
a
slight
to
either
of
you,
but
you
eat
like
your
father.

91. Meanwhile,
Hopeful
ran
into
Professor
BuGers
at
a
nightclub-­‐-­‐

92. And
she
seemed
very
embarrassed
about
something
she
said
she'd
done.

93. Author’s note: Professors make lousy money, but that doesn't mean I should
take it out on Sims.

94. Daisie
Mae
gets
caught
in
labor
while
trying
to
max
her
skills-­‐-­‐

95. And
gives
birth
to
a
cute
liGle-­‐-­‐BOY.
Named
Earthquake.

96. Daisie
Mae:
But
are
you
sure,
Hopeful?
Remember,
you're
always
welcome
in
our
liGle
home.

97. Hopeful:
Yeah,
trust
me.
I
know
exactly
what
I'm
doing.
The
Squeaky
Clean
heir
has
to
be
a
girl.
And
the
house
was
packed!
Hopeful
figured
with
her
vampire
looks
the
fiIy
first
dates
thing
was
way
too
hard,
and
her
heart
wasn't
in
it
anyway.
So
she
moved
out
on
her
own-­‐-­‐

98. And
Remington
sacrificed
some
more
sleep.
Poor
Daisie
Mae-­‐-­‐she's
having
the
same
roGen
luck
Mom
did.
I
think
she's
on
the
verge
of
encouraging
the
boys
to
play
in
the
street.

99. Meanwhile,
Hopeful
moved
into
a
new
liGle
house
she
got
through
Motherlode
Mortgage
and
Loan-­‐-­‐

100. -­‐-­‐furnished
it
with
the
stuff
from
the
old
crypt
at
home
plus
an
extra
coffin,
and
called
up
the
Grim
Reaper
to
resurrect
Count
Jihoon.

101. It
was
a
very
happy
reunion.

102. They
got
re-­‐engaged-­‐-­‐-­‐

103. And
remarried,
and
Count
Jihoon
got
his
old
job
back
as
a
Professional
Party
Guest
like
Hopeful.

104. Problem
was,
he's
not
any
good
at
the
vampire
thing
either!
Heaven
knows
how
he
managed
before
he
married
Hopeful,
but
aIer
a
nasty
sunburn,
Hopeful
lost
her
temper,
yanked
out
her
last
two
boGles
of
vamprocillin,
and
made
Count
Jihoon
drink
one.
He
celebrated
by
taking
out
the
trash
at
9
am
for
the
first
+me
probably
in
centuries
and
then
boogying
down
with
Hopeful.

105. You'll
no+ce
that
Hopeful
was
wrong
about
her
skin
tone.
AIer
being
biGen
the
third
+me
and
drinking
more
vamprocillin,
she
went
right
back
to
looking
the
way
she
always
has.
That's
all
I'm
going
to
say
about
this
picture.

106. Count
Jihoon:
I
just
feel
so
at
peace,
you
know?
Like
I
don't
want
anything
to
change.

107. But
I
guess
deep
down,
Hopeful's
her
mother's
daughter.
She
may
be
a
Pleasure
Sim,
but
she's
a
family
sim
underneath.
Or
she
got
careless.

108. I
don't
think
anything
in
centuries
of
unliving
had
prepared
Count
Jihoon
for
this.
He
should
talk
to
Dad
some
+me.

109. And
he
looks
awfully
pleased
with
himself.

110. Of
course,
wouldn't
you
know
it,
they
had
a
girl
on
the
first
try.
Here
she
is,
Countess
Elizabeth,
named
aIer
some
rela+ve
Jihoon
says
he
had
back
in
the
old
country,
socking
her
vampiric
daddy
in
the
nose.

111. Well,
with
that
flurry
of
babies,
Dreamboat
and
I
will
close
out
this
chapter.
Sam
and
Julie
will
bring
you
the
next
one,
or
maybe
Hopeful
and
the
Count,
who
knows?
Un+l
then,
happy
Simming!