Do you want to have backyard chickens? This talk is for you! Find out all the steps necessary to kill them over the next few years.

1. How to kill 4 chickens in 3 years
Selena Deckelmann
selena@endpoint.com
@selenamarie

2. 10 lessons from the lives of Penny, Ginger, TJ and Connie

3. Penny
Ginger
1. Be impulsive.

4. 2. Let chickens be free.

6. 3. Keep your schedule.

7. 4. Leave the door open.

9. TJ
Popsicle
Connie
5. Get more chickens.

10. 6. Leave chickens
out overnight.

12. 7. Leave chicken for dead.

13. 8. Put injured chicken
in coop.

14. MAGGOTS

15. 9. Use carbon monoxide.

16. 10. Forget past mistakes.

19. 1. Be impulsive.
2. Let chickens be free.
3. Keep your schedule.
4. Leave the door open.
5. Get more chickens.
6. Leave chickens out overnight.
7. Leave chicken for dead.
8. Put injured chicken in coop.
9. Use carbon monoxide.
10. Forget past mistakes.

20. Thank you for tolerating
this presentation.
I miss my chickens.
Selena Deckelmann
selena@endpoint.com
@selenamarie