2. The Car Crash
Ned As I read a comic book
I once had a friend one morning
named Ned
He lived in a very It started to get very
big shed boring
But he started dy- So I went out on the
ing deck
So we started good Where I saw a big
-buying wreak
Then I got a new
friend named Ted
3. The Boy
The little boy was tall
So he had a big fall
Then ran into a wall
And you know that was all
Ode to Nature
Oh nature how I enjoy you
Your moss covered forests make me
adore you
Your tree so tall and majestic
They are so very rustic
The hills of grass
Where I sit my…
I think you know the rest
Hey look over that crest
That’s a huge bush of ivy that’s
brash
Oh crap that dude got a bad rash
4. My First Memories
As the thoughts twist and twirl around in my head I
think to myself the first thought that I ever thought
When I was a small child that lived care free
Running and playing a fort of pillows cascading above
my head
Then my mind skips forward and I find myself moving
into a house that was new and strange to me
Sleeping on the floor in sleeping bags that I had never
seen before
Then again my mind skips ahead
I’m on a bike the wheels that helped me stable for so
long taken out from under me
It was odd very strange to me
I started to petal
My father who was holding on to the seat keeping me
stable a secure, let go
I was free falling
Coasting along on my own momentum
And now my mind comes to a rest on the memories of
what happened only a few seconds ago
I realize now that I will have memories of my future
soon
But I like to often remember when life was sweet and
pure
When joy was infinite
5. Awesome
The mouse chased the cat the block
As the dog danced bialys
The first came up on the land and said
“Dang this feels good”
And the parrot stands on its feet and
runs around on its head
The hippo yells “Hey get off my
lawn!”
And the man shouts “Meow!”
The pillow says” I’m through with my
life.” and jumps off a building he’s
dead
