The National Football League (NFL) does not take kindly to people, groups, organizations, and businesses that like to infringe on their Super Bowl trademarks. So here are ten ways you can refer to the game or the day it appears on, and avoid the wrath of the NFL lawyers.

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2. The National Football League has 425 trademarks * in the USPTO database * Registered under the “National Football League” Ten Things to Call “The Big Game” on “Fantastic Sabbath Day”

3. 322 of the NFL trademarks * in the USPTO database are dead/ abandoned Ten Things to Call “The Big Game” on “Fantastic Sabbath Day” * Registered under the “National Football League”

4. Seven of the dead/abandoned NFL trademarks * are “Super Bowl” related Ten Things to Call “The Big Game” on “Fantastic Sabbath Day” * Registered under the “National Football League”

5. 103 of the NFL trademarks * in the USPTO database are live. Ten Things to Call “The Big Game” on “Fantastic Sabbath Day” * Registered under the “National Football League”

6. Nine of the live NFL trademarks * (image and/or name) are “Super Bowl” related Ten Things to Call “The Big Game” on “Fantastic Sabbath Day” * Registered under the “National Football League”

7. “ The Big Game” trademark * applications are “dead/abandoned” Ten Things to Call “The Big Game” on “Fantastic Sabbath Day” * Registered under the “National Football League”

8. So here are 10 ways you might refer to “The Big Game” or the day it occurs and escape the wrath of the NFL Lawyers (but call your’s first) Ten Things to Call “The Big Game” on “Fantastic Sabbath Day”

9. “ The Big Game” Ten Things to Call “The Big Game” on “Fantastic Sabbath Day”

10. “ Fantastic Sabbath Day” Ten Things to Call “The Big Game” on “Fantastic Sabbath Day”

11. “ The Big Basin” Ten Things to Call “The Big Game” on “Fantastic Sabbath Day”

12. “ The Huge Crock” Ten Things to Call “The Big Game” on “Fantastic Sabbath Day”

13. “ The Big Porringer” Ten Things to Call “The Big Game” on “Fantastic Sabbath Day”

14. “ The Peerless Hippodrome” Ten Things to Call “The Big Game” on “Fantastic Sabbath Day”

15. “ The Incomparable Event” Ten Things to Call “The Big Game” on “Fantastic Sabbath Day”

16. “ Divine Sabbath” Ten Things to Call “The Big Game” on “Fantastic Sabbath Day”

17. “ The Smashing Competition” Ten Things to Call “The Big Game” on “Fantastic Sabbath Day”

18. “ The Hot Pot” Ten Things to Call “The Big Game” on “Fantastic Sabbath Day”

19. How could the NFL lawyers ever accuse you of trademark infringement with these? Ten Things to Call “The Big Game” on “Fantastic Sabbath Day”

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