1. 50 Reasons why Matt Giunta is The Man!

2. # 50 – Matt goes to college He takes Speech Communication…

3. Speech communication seating chart

4. #49 - 47 Matt’s triceps

5. #46-45 His biceps

6. #44 – He drinks out of red cups Sometimes his friends hold his cup for him…

7. #43-40 – He shaves both legs, and both arms Silky smooth

8. #39 – He makes champions, not cheerleaders

9. #38 – His son will not be a creampuff Not Matt’s son

10. #38 – He is too much of a man to dance Coppin feelz like a man!! Not dancing

11. #37-34 – Matt has friends WTF? Red cup

12. #33 – Matt doesn’t wear shirts Notice the definition in the arms, pectorals, and ab… One pack

13. #32 – He wears sunglasses inside Oversized, excessively dark, non name brand sunglasses

14. # 31-20 – Matt can fly! It took humans thousands of years to figure out the secrets of flight. Matt has perfected his technique in 21 short years!!! Matt’s beers don’t spill… ever!

15. #19-18 – Matt believes in peace! Deuces!!

16. #17 – Matt has a facebook More friends than you…526!!!! Arielle and Jimmy are lucky enough to be Matt’s friend

17. #16 – Matt is interested in women Start filling out those applications ladies!!!

18. #15 – Matt is too much of a man for correct grammar! Accepting***

19. #14-10 – Women LOVE matt! He loves matt too

20. #9 – He uses bandanas to stay warm Warmer than him

21. #8 – Matt likes Rambo

22. #7-6 - Matt is Italian and from New Jersey

23. #5 – Matt’s not afraid to throw down “dude i jus almost fuaght a 40 year old spanish guy on the way home from class with a wife n kid in his car...he almost slammed into me bro we sitting at the light mother fuker runs up to my widow spits on it i slam open my door hit him with it thro my truk in park jump out he ran bak into his car guy had like a 3 year old in the bak seat and his wife like why me tho?...hows a old man guna try some shit with a 21 year old kid” – Matt Giunta “dude iligit my thro up right now imsoo mad i hope his wife get srapped tonight and he dies a slow and painful death as we speak” – Matt Giunta

24. #4 #3 #2 – Matt is American! These colors don’t run! – Matt Giunta

25. #1 – His name is Matt Giunta