1. The Tugler Show

2. Episode 8 Trap Wars: Part II

3. … armed with the evidence, Tugler sped back to London to confront and defeat the poo-pertrator

4. “ Gentlemen, tonight I believe will the be the greatest night of our lives. It is our destiny. The poo-pertrator will be flushed out. Meet me in the boardroom immediately!”

5. “ Oh my gawd, Tugler! You’ve really found him??? I’ll be there as soon as I’ve extracted myself from this damn coke machine. Did you know I was dyslexic?”

6. The great and the good gathered for the Tugler speech. They were nervous, some more than others Tugler addressed the assembled throng…

7. “ Shit, wrong room! Throng, Tugler, THRONG!!!”

8. “ Sorry about that. Now then. Gentlemen, the vile scum that has ruined our own parping experiences will now finally be brought to justice. I have been tracking the suspect for days and have had my own findings corroborated by the esteemed Professor EmmelKay and even by the renowned MedStat. Using their findings and photographic evidence form the Spidey-Tugler-Cam, I will now share with you our process of elimination…”

9. The Suspect List

11. Poo-prensity model elimination criteria begins

12. No. 1 - Drinker

14. No. 2 - Male

16. No. 3 - British

18. “ Ha ha, fooled you. Only kidding. So, British…”

20. No. 4 – Traces of nicotine in evacuation sample

22. No. 5 – Overwhelming evidence of high curry tolerance

24. No. 6 – Photographic evidence of living south of the river

26. No. 7 – Could be gey from evidence sampled…

28. “ Professor EmmelKay’s analysis got us this far. Overlaying this with MedStat’s electoral roll analysis hones us in on the real poo-pertrator…”

29. No. 8 – The MedStat electoral roll modelling evidence “ Remember, it’s 99% accurate…”

31. THE TRAP 2 POO-PERTRATOR

32. “ POO THESE OUT BIG GEY!!!!!!!”

33. “ The Poo-Pertrator has been corked. The Trap Wars are over. From now on our traps will have clean bowls.”

34. Tugler celebrated another successful mission