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Successful
Marriage
Humorous business plan
composed of humorous quotes

By: Vadim Kotelnikov
Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach
1000ventures.com, 1000advices.com, Fun4Biz.com

Successful Marriage
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Humorous Business Plan 1000 ventures.com

PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini-

Overview course)

Values being created

"If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism
of one, go ahead, get married."
– Katharine Hepburn

"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married and by
then it was too late.“
– Max Kauffman

Targeted market

"When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most
insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are
required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and
exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.“
– George Bernard Shaw
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Brief history

"Love is blind – marriage is the eye-opener." – Pauline
Thomason

"Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all
the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about
the way his mother cooked.“
– Kimberly Broyles

"In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is
still very much practiced."
– Helen Rowland

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met!“
– Rodney Dangerfield

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
– Groucho Marx

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Milestones completed and future plans course)

"As soon as you find the one to marry, just shut up and listen."
– Unknown

"Marriage is a ceremony in which rings are put in the finger of the lady
and through the nose of the gentleman."
– Herbert Spencer

"Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debating."
– Ray Bandy

"No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before
marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first."
– Cesare Pavese

"No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is
NOT saying."
– Unknown

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Marriage Management Skills

"A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf
husband.“
– Montaigne

"Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and
then complain that he's not the man she married?"

– Barbara Streisand

"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists
on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."

– Oscar Wilde

"The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes."

– Unknown

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Product

"Marriage isn't a process of prolonging the life of love,
but of mummifying the corpse."
– P. G. Wodehouse

Operational plan

"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut
afterwards."
– Benjamin Franklin


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Development risk

"Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed."
– Albert Einstein

Risk management strategy

"Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife
clearly understood that they are on the same side."
– Zig Ziglar

"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for
marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
– Rita Rudner


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Growth risk

"A husband is what is left of the lover
after the nerve has been extracted."
– Helen Rowland


"For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed.
And if you really want to say married, get two."
– Ray Romano


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Other risks

"Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake
all night thinking about something you said;
after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish
saying it."
– Helen Rowland


"Try praising your wife,
even if it does frighten her at first."
– Billy Sunday


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Markets course)

Market analysis

"Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of
marrying the whole girl.“
– Stephen B. Leacock

"A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to comprehend
his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it."
– Israel Zongwill

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."

– Oscar Wilde

"The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she
took him."
– Oscar Wilde

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Competition

"Marriage is an adventure, like going to war."
– Gilbert K. Chesterton

"If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with
total strangers.“
– Unknown

Marketing strategy

"That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle
the Vatican has overlooked."
– Bill Cosby


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Funds Required and Uses

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than
electronic banking. It's called marriage.“
– James Holt McGavran

Financial Projections

"I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That
is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive."
– Johnny Carson


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