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And God Created Life
On the first day, God created the dog and said:  The  dog  said:  So God agreed. "Sit all day by the door  of your house and bark at anyone who comes in  or walks past.  For this, I will give you  a life span of twenty years." "That's a long time  to be barking.  How about only ten years  and I'll give you back  the other ten?"
On the second day, God created the monkey and said:  The monkey said:  So God agreed. "Entertain people,  do tricks, and make them laugh.  For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." "Monkey tricks  for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform.  How about I give you  back ten like  the Dog did?"
On the third day, God created the cow and said:  The cow said:  So God agreed again. "You must go into the field  with the farmer all day long  and suffer under the sun,  have calves and give milk  to support the farmer's family.  For this, I will give you  a life span of sixty  "That's kind  of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.  How about twenty  and I'll give back  the other forty?"
On the fourth day, God created man and said:  But  man  said:  "Okay," said God, "You asked for it." "Eat, sleep, play,  marry and enjoy your life.  For this, I'll give you  twenty years." "Only twenty years?  Could you possibly  give me my twenty,  the forty the cow gave back,  the ten the monkey gave back,  and the ten the dog gave back;  that makes eighty, okay?"
So that is why the first  twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy  ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in  the sun to support our  family.  For the next ten years  we do monkey tricks  to entertain the grandchildren.  And for the last ten  years we sit on the  front porch and bark at  everyone.
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And God Created Life

  • 2. On the first day, God created the dog and said: The dog said: So God agreed. "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"
  • 3. On the second day, God created the monkey and said: The monkey said: So God agreed. "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?"
  • 4. On the third day, God created the cow and said: The cow said: So God agreed again. "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"
  • 5. On the fourth day, God created man and said: But man said: "Okay," said God, "You asked for it." "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years." "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"
  • 6. So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
  • 7. Xiby PowerPoint Show Life has now been explained to you.