I WOULD DESCRIBE THIS PRESENTATION AS SPIRITUAL ENTERTAINMENT.

1. My adaptation of Funny Church Signs These signs are all clever and at times funny , but keep in mind as you enjoy them that they all contain some truth, maybe even a little that you need to hear...

2. These are some of the original church signs. I left text intact but supported by a picture of my choice.

3. There are some questions that cannot be answered by Google.

4. Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the snake and the snake didn’t have a leg to stand on.

5. Keep using my name in vain and I will make rush hour longer… GOD

6. Honk if you love Jesus Text while driving if you want to meet Him.

7. Whoever is praying for snow, please stop.

8. Everyday above ground is a good one.

9. You may party in hell, but you will be the Barbeque.

10. Staying in bed shouting, Oh God! does not constitute going to Church.

11. Do not criticize your wife’s judgment - see whom she married.

12. A 10cm tongue can bring a 190cm tall man to his knees.

13. Be as good a person as your pet believes you are.

14. Forget your enemies it messes with their heads.

15. Which part of “Thou Shall Not” Don’t you understand?

16. Free trip to Heaven Details Inside.

17. God expects spiritual fruit not religious nuts.

18. Caution, exposure to the SON may prevent burning.

19. Remember, God’s last name isn’t ‘DAMN’!

20. Read the Bible – it will scare the hell out of you.

21. Dedicated to all my SS friends…