A chicken awoke to find himself moving slowly on a conveyor
belt. The chicken had to act fast. Noticing another conveyor
belt he knew that this was a life death situation he decided
to take the risk. He leaped and before he knew it he had
landed face first into another chicken like animal.
*Shouts in texan voice*
Hey, get offa meh!!!
*Voice is Batmans voice*
I’m Chicken Grills i eat barbed
wire for breakfast. Don’t ever tell
me what to do.
I’m Turkeyton, now how do we get
outta here, cadet.
We have to stop the conveyor belt
before we get cooked alive, and
turned into Fried Chicken.
Fried chicken is the best chicken.
No offense, Cadet.
(Chicken Grills looks at him
(Turkeyton falls over other
Turkey and hits his head.)
I can see turkey Jesus, he’s
What the hell is wrong with you, you turkey nugget. Don’t
make me eat you.
(Chicken Grills licks his
*licking of the lips seductively*
(Turkeyton stands up stumbling
Praise the lord how do we get outta
(Light shines towards open
window with a pole vault
leaning against it)
Well, thats convenient. Guess i
won’t have to eat you after all.
Thank you Lord for showing us the
(On his hands and knees
praying to Turkey Jesus)
Stop your gibber gaber, fool! It’s
time to get outta here.
(Runs towards pole vault, and
Don’t worry I’ll get it.
(Runs into the wall and knocks
Aw god damnit!
(Lifts Turkeyton up as he grabs hold of the pole vault)
(Chicken Grills starts his
massive run up towards window,
and leaps through)
*Dramatic Musics Plays*
*Conveyor belt sound throughout scene*
*Chicken Grills cries out in pain*
(Turkeyton lands straight
ontop of Chicken Grills)
Holy mother of Chicken.
(Says this as he looks up to
the road ahead of big red
(Turkeyton Starts to wake up,
and looks up)
Hey, Chicken Grills!!
What is it?
Why did the chicken... cross the
To get to the other side. You
idiot, why else would he cross the
This was the day that chickens and Turkeys became enemies.
All because of one joke.