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The document is a collection of dialogue and descriptions between members of the Herangel family, including Time pestering his brother Panic, discussing dates and missed birthdays, and Panic getting into a fight with another sim. It also describes the founder Johnnie Herangel and other sim Scott showing off impressive yoga poses, while Johnnie struggles. The document ends with Time threatening to kill someone if they step off a bus but they do not end up doing so.
2. That one lounging on the bed is Time. Generation 2 spare because
he looks exactly like his mother. He’s pestering Panic, the heir, who
is a little odd cutie to me.
“Hey… Hey Panic… You awake?”
“No. Shh.”
“Alright… Let me tell you about my date.”
“UGHH!”
3. Sooo I missed her birthday… But she was in Platinum so it’s ok.
That’s Johnnie Herangel. The founder. A Platinum Knowledge sim
who was named after a John Mayer song.
4. I saw this guy creeping along…
My thought was: please, steal the paper.
Ha. Haha.. Hahahahahaha.
No.
5. This little bundle of joy approached the
can with his foot blazing a trail of glory
that all the bugs in sims 2 would see and
follow to the promised land of dirty plates
and stinky diapers.
6. So I greeted him and my first though was my mean little sim Time.
He was asleep but I had no trouble waking him up so that he could
deal with this random Townie problem.
7. “Put her there.”
“Wow, you guys are awfully nice to a guy who just kicked over your can.”
8.
9. “*shove*”
The guy pushed back and he cried but you’re just gonna have to take
my word for it.
This was an epic battle of will and Time came out victorious.
10. His eyes are so big, he looks more afraid than angry to me.
11. “Hey Little brother. Why the sudden interest in working out?”
“I need more body points.”
“Umm ok, why?”
“I might have to fight someone and I want to be prepared.”
“Alright, have fun. Be safe. Make good choices.”
13. “Panic… Panic.”
“What Time? I‟m meditating.”
“So? That‟s for pansies. Play Punch U with me.”
“No, I‟m busy.”
“Oh come on. It won‟t take long. I‟ll get you out quickly.”
“*le sigh* Fine a quick game.”
14. “Remember little brother, if you hit me hard, I‟ll hit you harder.”
“Oh bring it. I‟ve got like 2 nice points, what‟s the worse you can do.”
“Alright… Now it‟s my turn.
16. “Ow Panic!”
“See didn‟t I tell you?”
“Geez man, take it easy. That kinda hurt.”
“Shouldn‟t have hit me.”
“Yeah… I‟m going back to blogging now.”
“Have fun! Feel free to meditate with me sometimes.”
17. One of the outfits I bought. I really like it.
She’s a pretty (as pretty as an uglacy founder can be) elder.
18. He’s not an actual Romance sim. He doesn’t roll Wants to make out
with multiple people.
He really rolls general Wants, meet someone new. Talk about hobby.
Etc.
So I keep inviting her because she’s the only one for whom he rolls
Wants.
19. I’ve never seen anyone be greeted like this! It was awesome. It
seemed a lot cooler than hate though.
Like “Hey man, what’s up?”
“Oh not much you know, just going for a leisurely stroll.”
“Alright cool cool. Hey, I still hate you.”
“Me too man, take it easy though.”
20. “I won‟t show my face. If they don‟t see my face, they don‟t know who it
is.”
Sorry hun, you’re the only ginger in the entire neighborhood. We
couldn’t mistake you in the dark.
21. “How the heck do you do that??”
“Awesomeness baby! And a little dedication and protein. But mostly
Awesomeness.”
“I feel like you‟re lying. Now tell me the trick you little twerp.”
“Alright alright. Fall season. Sheesh.”
22. I missed his birthday too…
But that’s Scott, a Platinum Knowledge sim who married in for love
not looks.
24. “Is this why my bones feel so creaky?? I feel like I need to stretch all of a
sudden and I‟d never stretched a day before this.”
“Yup! I‟ve only been old a few days and that‟s exactly how it is.”
“Let‟s go do some yoga to stay fit!”
25. I took so many pictures of Scott doing yoga. It was freaking amazing.
He got up on one finger!! What??
How’s that possible?
While Johnnie over there could barely pull a downward dog
Shame
26. “If he steps off that bus I‟ll kill him.”
He didn’t step off that bus.
27. “Oh yay!”
He’s so shy.
Even with his 2 nice points.
That wraps up this one!
Bueno… Simolio?
