How Dr. Seuss would tax the world. Enjoy

2. I have a plan to fix this crisis today.
Let’s tax the people,
let’s make them pay.
It’s not like they have a voice or a say,
We need the money, starting right away.

3. Let’s tax the fat, for eating too much,
Let’s tax the skinny ones, boney to touch,
Let’s tax the ones on their bikes over there.
And don’t forget those,
breathing in too much of my air.

4. Let’s tax the retired for having saggy old skin,
And don’t forget those old timers playing cards,
drinking gin.
Quick tax the old lady, before she escapes in her
hearse,
Lend me a hand to squeeze the last coin,
from her old ancient purse.

5. Now for the dreamers who dare to own homes,
And the foreclosures, our streets they now roam,
Let no one escape, leave no rock unturned,
This is my game, the rules you will learn.

6. Let’s tax the young rascals, no matter how small,
Let’s tax them as soon get here, before they can crawl,
Let’s tax the tall for being vertically high,
Tax that silver lining on that cloud in the sky.

7. Let’s tax them for wearing hats on their heads,
Let’s Tax those people asleep in their beds,
Let’s tax them for pausing to take in the day,
Let’s tax them in churches,
as the devoted kneel down to pray.

8. When all dues are collected,
and we have cooked all the books,
No pointing your fingers and calling us crooks,
Dry up those tears of course it is fair,
We only tax you to show that we care.
Written in Jest by one of the blessed
By G.D.Payne